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What should I say if my boyfriend says I am very attractive? But it can make you a charming woman.

Hi everyone, it’s time to meet you again. As the saying goes, “All good-looking skins are alike, but interesting souls are one in a million.” People with a good sense of humor are often very popular.

As I said in the article, I know I shouldn’t watch magicians perform, but I still can’t help but watch magic. Actually it's very simple, turn yourself into a magician.

Master the scale of humor and provide strong emotional value. If you watch low-level humor, you will not be easily stunned.

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Sharing of 3 humor methods

1) Absurd method

The essence of the absurd method is: the more absurd the funnier it is.

This method is suitable for a very wide range and is often used as a fire extinguisher when two people are at war with each other and are on the verge of a quarrel. The gag proves the saying, "Smile, it's not a big deal." Anger quickly turns into tranquility in the face of humor. Here are some examples.

a. To reconcile the situation

Scene: The male vote made the female vote angry

Girl: If I talk to you again, I will be a puppy. Boy: Let’s go see a movie today. Girls: Woof woof woof (a fierce little cutie)

Boys: Hahahaha

The humor here is that the girl said harsh words before, but after talking, she is like a puppy, and she wants to watch a movie. So the absurd way is to make a guest appearance as a dog, and his words are concise and concise. The two men successfully reconciled.

b. Express dissatisfaction

Boy: Baby, are you cooking leather shoes? Girl: I’m making Chinese medicine. (Actually, the boy knew that he was cooking Chinese medicine, so he expressed his dissatisfaction euphemistically)

c. He didn't invite me either

"The Story of Strange Papi" Gao Xiaosong looked surprised when he heard that Papi Jiang got married and said he didn't dare I believe that the entire audience was watching to see if Gao Xiaosong had something to explain. Li Dan immediately came to the rescue and said, "Is it because she didn't invite you to her wedding? She didn't invite me either. You don't have to take it to heart." These words match Li Dan's tone immediately became funny, breaking the awkward atmosphere.

2) Connect the stem

Note when using this method: there must be cause and effect. A noun that was previously recognized by each other (try to be no more than 5 words) is given a new meaning and can be used later. , the two of them smiled knowingly, as if they had a little secret.

For example:

a. "Spicy Hot Pot" - A great shift in anger

When I first met my husband, I almost didn't eat spicy food. Once I made him angry and he walked out. I chased him and asked him where he was going. He said angrily: "Eat spicy hot pot." I immediately stopped, jumped, and refused to eat, but he said I wanted to eat anyway. I put on the expression of a strong man who has cut off his wrist, and looked forward to death, so I just ate it, which made him laugh.

When I usually don’t know what to eat and can’t order food for a long time, my husband will threaten me: If I don’t want something delicious anymore, I’ll just eat spicy hot pot. I immediately sense that he’s impatient and I immediately complain. The efficiency of dish names is amazing.

b. Angel with Broken Wings - Comfort

Colleague A: Today’s customer is really annoying. He is just a layman. He doesn’t understand yet and gives orders blindly. He makes a lot of demands. Payment is push-button.

Colleague B: He is like an angel with broken wings

Colleague A: Hahahaha

(A will pack his things and prepare for a business trip in three days)

Colleague B: Are you on a business trip? Which project?

Colleague A: Reporting to the Angel with Broken Wings (wry smile)

Colleague B understood and showed sympathy.

It seemed like a normal chat, but after several rounds of this, the two people actually developed a feeling of sympathy for each other. This is often how many colleagues have good relationships.

Ways to gain friendship with colleagues: Complain about work appropriately together. You are not special, I am not special, we are all babies abused by Party A’s father.

Of course, only the feelings of colleagues are limited. There is no need to talk in depth.

3) Self-Darkening Series

It is not easy for beautiful girls to get the same-sex relationship. Their outstanding appearance will make people of the same sex jealous.

If you are a beautiful young lady and a handsome young brother, then others will think you are modest. If your image ability is not very good, the other party will be merciful. After all, you have already laid down, and he I can't kick you a few times.

In fact, self-defeat is often self-confidence, not afraid of gossip, and true inner strength. There are many such celebrities with high emotional intelligence in the entertainment industry who are worth learning from.

a. Cai Shaofen: She often shames herself and has no idol baggage, but it does not affect everyone's love for her at all. On the contrary, she feels that she is more down-to-earth.

b. Yang Mi: Previously, some high-end netizens stood up and spoke out: "You don't want to criticize Yang Mi anymore. She saved my life. I was in a coma for 3 months because of a tragic car accident." For a month. One day, my nurse turned on the radio and "Love" was playing, so I got up and turned off the radio."

Unexpectedly, Yang Mi later teased herself: "Every day. , all hope that their lives will be meaningful, for example, when they have nothing to do, they just want to sing, save people, etc. "It completely explodes all kinds of low-end and high-end hacks!

c. For example: Someone asked me why I want to exercise. What I said was: "Because of vanity, I want to take pictures and post them on WeChat."

The advantage of this answer is that if he is a good person, Jing, then there is one less attack point. If he is a passerby, he will think that you are quite real and you are not pretending. What everyone hates more than vanity is affectation.

Similar to self-defeating expressions: Do it according to your own tolerance. If you really don’t like it, don’t force yourself.

A. I used to have a very deep/courageous/academic face B. Everyone liked to call me beautiful, but later I found out that they were all from agencies, gyms and beauty salons . C. Recently, everyone praises me for my good personality: That’s right, I gained ten pounds and gained a lot of weight.

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Taboos in using humor

1) Don’t be vulgar in your humor. This is a mainstream culture of aesthetics rather than a judgment of ugliness. Especially when speaking in public, you must be cautious in your words and deeds.

Pay special attention when telling jokes in the following settings: workplaces, funerals and weddings, religious venues, etc.

In these settings, your humor may be misconstrued as insults and discrimination.

Another point to note is that sometimes your humor may physically hurt others, so you should also pay attention to it.

2) We can insult ourselves but not others, especially those who think that others are familiar with you and will not mind if you insult them. In fact, others care very much. This situation is the easiest to fall over.

3) Remember you are a magician, don’t rush to entertain yourself before solving the mystery.

Listening to a joke, you turn your head and turn forward, but the speaker is like a cold-faced comedian. He is a master if nothing happens and looks innocent. On the contrary, the humorous effect will be greatly reduced.

German writer Raab once said: "Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life." Instead of treating conflicts in a confrontational way, where both parties suffer, it is now possible to introduce humorous ideas to make a difference.

A lot of humorous material is accumulated in our daily life. Record some funny jokes and find the tacit understanding between two people. With the blessing of humor, single friends will be even more powerful and become a more interesting person. People can attract their favorite partners; those who already have partners can also use humor to adjust their lives and resolve conflicts.