Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Rice ring riddles and brain teasers
Rice ring riddles and brain teasers
1, Q: Who likes books the least? A: Behavior.
2. Q: The tortoise demolished the house, built it again, and then got in (guess a health product). The new cover has a middle cover.
3. Q: What fish is the cleverest? A: Whale (sperm) fish.
Q: Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? A: Wolf (Momotaro).
5. Q: What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: The new dog is still excited to see you a year later.
6. Q: What can gain weight quickly and lose weight quickly? A: Balloons.
7. Q: Someone has high blood pressure. The doctor said not to eat too salty, but he decided to move. Why? Because he lives in Tamsui, Tainan, he plans to move to Tamsui, Taipei.
8. Q: The Yi people eat 3 hectares of pasture every year. There are five cows on a 30-hectare pasture. How long will it take to eat them all? A: The spring breeze blows high and you can't eat for a lifetime.
9. Q: Why didn't a person get wet when he fell into the swimming pool? Because there is no water in the swimming pool.
10, q: A man carrying a bag fell dead as soon as he went out. Why? Because he's on the plane.
1 1, q: Who doesn't like to meet and forbid you to like others? A: The class teacher.
12, under what circumstances, someone pushes in front of the car and then pulls, but the car will still move forward? Answer: When going downhill.
13, one thing can hold 50 kilograms of oak, but it can't hold 50 kilograms of sand. Do you know what this is? Answer: water.
14. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? Answer: There are empty seats on the bus.
15, a ship is limited to 50 people. After 49 people on board, plus a pregnant woman, the ship sank into the sea. Why? A: This is a submarine.
- Previous article:Tang Bohu and the thread through the intestines.
- Next article:My deskmate always annoys me. What should I do?
- Related articles
- Waiting for rabbits to imitate classical Chinese.
- Huawei glory magic3 WeChat group chat video no picture interception.
- What does Freikon mean?
- The biggest joke video in Cba
- Is the person who laughs at people all the time good in character?
- Dad takes care of the baby.
- How to evaluate Country Love Story 2? What are the memory points?
- Why do some people want Germany to win World War II and cripple the Soviet Union, the United States, Britain and Japan?
- Which issue was Qin Xiaoxian of Deyun Society kissed by sesame seed cake?
- Whether a person looks down on you, how can you tell?