Introduce some cold jokes

Walking alone in the street. Suddenly he saw 1 yuan on the ground, and he began to dance. Who is he? A: Qian Feng (crazy)

One day, my scrawny grandpa was walking in the street, and a gust of wind blew and grandpa flew …

Two geckos were on the wall, one fell, and soon the other also fell. Why? A: Because when one person falls down, another person is applauding.

A man and a woman are bored. The woman said, "I am very happy to hear one thing. The man is above and the woman is below. " Later, I saw a man standing on a woman's shoulder, and the woman said with a big sweat, "Are you happy?"

An old lady was driving very slowly on the highway. When the traffic police went up, they saw three old ladies sitting behind them. The driver said, "Officer, I was not speeding. The sign says 22. " "That means Highway 22, not 22 miles. What happened to the old lady in the back? " The old lady said, "Nothing, we just got off the expressway 163." …