A sketch about the great changes in the motherland in the past sixty years

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1 Crosstalk "Our Dad"

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A: Let me introduce it to everyone.

B: Very necessary.

A: My name is ×××.

B: My name is ×××.

A: I am a crosstalk actor.

B: I am also a crosstalk actor.

A: Our family lives at No. 174 Huaihai North Road.

B: Our family lives at No. 175 Huaihai South Road.

A: Our family lives on the third floor.

B: Our family lives on the fourth floor.

A: Three generations of our family live together.

B: Our family has four rooms under one roof.

A: My dad is an old revolutionary!

B: My dad is old enough!

A: My dad joined the army in 37 years ago .

B: My father joined the army in 36 years.

A: My father participated in the Battle of Huaihai.

B: My father also fought a big battle there.

A: My father has made military exploits.

B: My father has received medals.

A: My father was the platoon leader at the time.

B: My father was the company commander at the time.

A: My father was in the seventh column of the People's Liberation Army at the time.

B: My father was... with the Kuomintang.

A: Oh...we have been arguing for a long time that your father is a member of the National Army?

B: Oh...we have been arguing for a long time that your father is a member of the Communist Army!

A: Now I understand.

B: Now I understand better.

A: My father is a good man.

B: My father is a bad guy...whose father is a bad guy?

A: You said it yourself.

B: My father is now a member of the Chinese People’s Political Consultative Conference.

A: Oh! Then you must have heard your father talk about his experience in participating in the Huaihai War?

B: Then you must have heard your father talk about his experience in participating in the Huaihai War. Experience?

A: Listen often.

B: Speak often.

A: I’m not talking big words, there are too many to mention about my father’s and his heroic deeds, old ×!

B: Yes, little ×, how about that? My dad, your dad can't fight this battle!

A: Hey... just--

B: What's going on?

A: Let's Today we will tell everyone the story we heard from our father.

B: Reproduce the battle scene from that year.

A: Then I will represent my father’s side.

B: Then I also represent your father.

A: How can you represent my father’s side?

B: I don’t want to represent my father’s side.

A: It doesn’t matter, let’s reproduce the fighting scene that year in order to better and more vividly.

B: This...

A: It was still in the era of war.

B: It was forty-two years ago today.

A: November 1948.

B: That is the thirty-seventh year of the Republic of China.

A: On the land of Xuhai.

B: On the Jianghuai Plain.

A: The Huaihai War started, which shocked China and foreign countries.

B: My father’s side is also called Xu Bangzhan.

A: My father said that the battle was famous all over the world.

B: My father said that the length of the battle line is unprecedented.

A: My father said it starts from the Yellow Sea in the east and reaches Shangqiu City in the west.

B: My father said...it reaches Shangqiu City in the west and the Yellow Sea in the east.

A: My father said it starts from Lincheng in the north and reaches the Huaihe River in the south.

B: My father said it reaches the Huaihe River in the south and starts from Lincheng in the north.

A: My dad said southeast, northwest.

B: My dad said northwest and southeast.

A: Across thousands of miles.

B: A thousand miles away.

A: The battle is fierce.

B: Fierce fighting.

A: I shoot.

B: Shoot me.

A: I will drop the bomb.

B: Bomb me.

A: I fired the machine gun, click, click, click...

B: The machine gun hit me, click, click... Can I bear it?

A : Are you telling the truth anyway?

B: That’s right, shouldn’t the two armies fight against each other?

A: He is still reasonable. My father said that south of the Yangtze River, the first strategic goal is Xuzhou. To capture Xuzhou and liberate the whole country is in sight.

B: My father said that Xuzhou is also a strategic military location of the Kuomintang. Once it falls, the survival of the party and the country will be at stake.

A: So we mobilized 600,000 troops to join the war.

B: So we gathered 800,000 heavy troops for defense.

A: We have hundreds of millions of migrant workers supporting the frontline.

B: We - captured a lot of strong men to make up the numbers.

A: When we set off for the expedition, the people sent us off enthusiastically, with loud gongs and drums.

B: When we mobilized defenses, the common people were closed down, and the chickens were crowing and the dogs were biting!

A: We were using large-scale mobile warfare and encirclement and annihilation warfare.

B: We use railways to form one point and two lines.

A: We are the strategic policy formulated by Chairman Mao.

B: We are a defensive measure arranged by President Chiang.

A: Our General Front Committee is Comrade Deng Xiaoping.

B: Our commander-in-chief is Mr. Du Yuming.

A: We have Liu Bocheng, commander of the Central Plains Field Army.

B: We have Liu Ruming, commander of the Eighth Corps.

A: We have Chen Yi, commander of the Third Field Army.

B: We have Huang Botao, commander of the Seventh Corps.

A: We also have Tan Zhenlin.

B: We also have Qiu Qingquan.

A: We also have Su Yu.

B: We also have Huang Wei.

A: We also have Li Da.

B: We still have Liu Zhi.

A: We also have... my father.

B: We still have my dad.

A: My father has a son.

B: My father also has a son.

A: I am my father’s son.

B: My father is my son...blind!

A: Stop talking nonsense.

B: Didn’t you force this?

A: We have prepared the battle situation.

B: We are ready.

A: Our Central Military Commission held a combat meeting.

B: We stayed up all night at the Suppression Headquarters.

A: Chairman Mao issued a battle order: Our cause is a just cause, and our goal will definitely be achieved... The People's Republic of China has been established!"

B: Isn’t this battle over yet?

A: This is called advanced consciousness. Most of you don’t understand it.

B: Then... our Commander-in-Chief Chiang also issued an order: "In the battle of Xu Bang, only success is allowed, no failure is allowed. If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent, mother Xipi!"

A: Why did you get scolded?

B: Aren't you in a hurry? < /p>

A: On the forward position, we are conducting a pre-war mobilization meeting.

B: We are mobilizing troops and working together.

A: We also made up a short jingle.

B: We have a jingle for a long time.

A: "For the sake of getting to the front line, the People's Liberation Army is a hero." Chinese. Completely smash the Jiang Dynasty to pieces. ”

B: “It’s good to be an official. It’s good to be an official. Wear leather shoes and a watch, and run around the streets with a girl in your arms.” ”

A: We love to sing a song.

B: We love to hum a tune.

A: “Forward! Forward! Ours The team headed towards the sun..."

B: "After taking a big mouthful of white flour, I felt like a god..."

A: At this time, the attack began.

B: The battle started.

A: We won one after another.

B: We lost one after another.

A: The battle is getting more intense.

B: The encirclement is getting smaller and smaller.

A: At this time we began a powerful political offensive.

B: We officials are most afraid of this move.

A: "Hey, brothers Jiang Jun, listen!"

B: "Put your ears up with cotton and you can't listen."

A: "Can you hear what our People's Liberation Army is shouting?"

B: "We can't hear it!"

A: If you can't hear it, you still start talking.

B: Isn’t this just pretense!

A: “Brothers of the Jiang Army, you are also suffering. Don’t work for Chiang Kai-shek. Come over quickly. The People’s Liberation Army treats prisoners preferentially.”

B: Don't come to this 'Ligelon'. Our boss has already told us that if we go there, our lives will be over!"

A: "This is a rumor. Many of your brothers have come over. Those who want to be soldiers are welcome, and those who want to go home will be paid for their travel expenses!"

B: "Is it true?"

A: "The People's Liberation Army means what it says!"

B: "Let's think about it before we talk!"

A: "Hey, man. Does your accent sound familiar?"

B: "Your accent sounds familiar too!"

A: "We live in Gaojiazhuang. ”

B: “Our family lives in Majiahe. ”

A: “We are still fellow villagers.” ”

B: “My fellow villager burst into tears when I saw him. ”

A: “Do you know this person?”

B: “Who is it?”

A: “He is the second-in-command in the east of your village.” Dad?"

B: "You're so familiar. Speaking of which, Ergouzi's father is still my eldest cousin. ”

A: “Oh, what a coincidence.” "

B: "What?"

A: "Er Gouzi's father is my cousin. "

B: "Hey... you took advantage of me. ”

A: Let’s each kiss and call each other.

B: Don’t get married.

A: Okay, okay, “××’s father...”

B: Wait! Will I be there at that time?

A: Isn’t it a matter of time?

B: I haven’t heard of it.

A: “×××Dad, are you hungry?”

B: “×××Dad, why aren’t I hungry? I only have one meal every two weeks. ”

A: “What did you eat?”

B: “If you’re not afraid of laughing at me, I’ll just eat a donkey’s tail.” "

A: "Why didn't you eat the donkey meat?"

B: "That was reserved for the superior. ”

A: “Come to our place and eat. The meat buns are all steamed.” ”

B: “Are there any garlic cloves?”

A: You have eaten quite well. “××’s father, don’t hesitate! ×××’s father is waiting for ×× Father of If ×××'s father is eliminated, ××× will... Baba, Baba, Baba...".

B: Why are all the jigsaw puzzles coming out?

A: Aren’t you worried about this?

B: Never heard of it.

A: At this time, the general attack begins!

B: The decisive battle begins. Got it!

A: My dad and the others "dang-dang-dang" three-shot flares.

B: My dad and the others "Sweet potato, sweet potato, I am a potato, please come for reinforcements, please come for reinforcements." ”

A: My dad and the others blew the charge horn “tick tock...”

B: My dad and the others “buzzed, buzzed...”

A: What is this sound?

B: Break out under the cover of planes and tanks

A: You can’t break out anymore, my dad is your dad. A burst of howitzers "Boom! Boom...",,,

B: Then...my dad gave your dad a blast of mortars "Boom...boom, boom...boom!"

A: My father gave your father a machine gun "Click, click, click..."

B: My father gave your father back two rifles: "Bag, click, click."

A: My father gave your father two bayonets, "Kill! Kill!"

B: My father gave your father two daggers in return, "Push! Pounce!"

A: My dad gave your dad a grenade.

B: My dad gave your dad a grenade.

A: My dad gave your dad a packet of explosives.

B: My father gave your father a gas bomb.

A: My dad shouted, "Comrades, go! March towards the four modernizations!"

B: My dad shouted, "Brothers, hold on, one Panda for each person." Color TV!"

A: Was there a color TV at that time?

B: Your dad has already achieved the four modernizations, but my dad still hasn't got a color TV to watch.

A: At this time, a bullet hit my father’s right arm.

B: During the explosion, a piece of shrapnel penetrated my father’s buttocks.

A: The stretcher team braved artillery fire to carry my father off the position.

B: My dad covered his butt and followed your dad.

A: The folks sent my father to the rear hospital.

B: My dad turned over and lay next to your dad.

A: Why did your father come here with my father?

B: Didn’t your father treat prisoners preferentially?

A: “Are you here?”< /p>

B: "Isn't it?"

A: My dad looks at your dad enthusiastically.

B: My dad looked at your dad with shame. (Looking at each other)

A: "Pah"! My father slaps your father!

B: "Crack"! My father bites your father!

< p>A: Why does your father bite people?

B: How does your father hit people?

A: My father slaps a plaster on your father's wound.

B: My dad took a bite of the bun in your dad’s hand.

A: "Does the wound still hurt?"

B: "It feels much better after eating steamed buns."

A: "Here you go."

B: "What?"

A: "The shrapnel taken out of your butt."

B: "Here you go."

A: "What?"

B: "The warhead taken from your arm."

A: "65 bullets, made in Japan."

B: "82 shells. Produced in the United States."

A: "Man, I feel a little bit in my heart."

B: "Man. I feel ashamed too."

A: "We have to keep this thing."

B: "We should keep it as a souvenir in the future."

A: "I hope our descendants will never Today will happen."

B: "If this is the case, I would rather burn incense and make wishes every day."

A: "I think in the near future, the country will be unified and the nation will be prosperous. Everyone lives a good life, and every family has a refrigerator and a color TV."

B: "Yes, there will definitely be more meat buns to eat, so that future generations will always remember this day."

A: "Come, I'll leave you an address."

B: "Okay, I'll give you a business card."

A: "You can Definitely come."

B: "We will never see each other again."

A: "This is called not knowing each other."

B: "Friends in need are both bitter and sweet."

A: "We have to talk about it when we meet again."

B: "Get two more bottles of good wine to dry up."< /p>

A: "I'll prepare something delicious for you."

B: "Don't be too troublesome."

A: "I'll give it to you You steam a pot of pork buns."

B: "I have a problem with the steamed buns."

A: "What else do you want?"

B: “Prepare two more heads of garlic.

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2 Situation drama "Song of the Century" (originally called "Looking Back at Nine")

Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng, etc.

< p>Keywords: "Time is like water, years are like songs, and in a blink of an eye...year is here"

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Tudou.com has a complete video of "Looking Back to Nine" at the address: /programs/view/-KP4tRZXWis/

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The only two complete 17-minute versions on the Internet!