Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Why do middle-aged women like perm?
Why do middle-aged women like perm?
1
Anyway, one day, I was sitting on the beach by myself in a daze. Not far away, there are three middle-aged women taking pictures while walking, posing and sculpting.
As they approached me, one of them came over and asked me if I could take their pictures.
be kind to others and do good every day. Of course I said yes.
I picked up the mobile phone she handed me, and through the lens, I noticed that two of them actually had perms.
I suddenly realized at that time that in real life, many middle-aged women's hair styles are perms.
I think of Degang Guo's three hobbies, smoking, drinking and perming.
2
I once asked my female friends who are both middle-aged, why do some women like perming their hair when they reach middle age?
one of them is outspoken and bald!
another said that when people reach middle age, their hair is getting thinner, so they don't want people to see the sparse scalp, so they have to perm their hair.
What's more, at this age, you can't shave your head like your blind grandfather. Besides a perm, what other hairstyles can you choose?
let me see, that's right.
3
When I remembered that I was in college, I once secretly liked a female classmate. Once we were walking, walking and chatting on campus, I casually said that I didn't like girls getting permed.
Now I can't remember the context at that time. I don't know why I talked about this topic, and I forgot why I said I didn't like girls perming their hair. And then forget it. Because it was really unintentional, just chatting casually.
As a result, after a while, we met again. I was surprised to find that she actually had a perm.
I felt bad at once.
now that I think about it, I think she may not have meant it.
but I can't like her after that.
when you are young, people are so awesome. If you want to like someone, you can like her, or if you don't, you can not. Unlike now, whether you like it or not, you have to pretend to like it.
be sad and happy in middle age.
in retrospect, I can't remember her name. I can't even remember my last name. I only remember that she looks a bit like Carina Lau.
alas! My youth! My flowers! Where did all those flowers go?
4
Now that I think about it, when I was a child, my grandmother had a close friend. Speaking of friends is a bit of a misnomer, that is, an old rural lady with the same status as my grandmother, who is close to me. They like to be together, and their parents gossip about their families.
according to the current statement, it is a best friend.
However, it is a bit funny to use girlfriends on two rural old ladies, and they were rural old ladies of that era.
Anyway, one day, my grandmother told me that your grandmother was bald. I usually call her grandma.
I was shocked and found it unimaginable. That grandmother, she is bald.
Imagine if at night, a kind old woman took off her wig and was bald, wouldn't it be horrible?
Is it more frightening than the story of Grandma Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood?
5
I once read a story about a man who worked as an official in the county government, that is, when the county magistrate ascended the hall, he patted the temple wood and stood on both sides shouting, ~ mighty ~, that kind of person.
It is said that one day, this man discovered a secret. What secret? He actually found that Master Qingtian was bald.
he can't say. If you say you will lose your job, you may even be beaten by the master.
So, he decided to keep this secret and not tell anyone.
rank, what is the most difficult thing in this world? Is to keep a secret, especially for others.
Speaking of this man, his heart is very bitter. In order to keep this secret, he often wakes up in the middle of the night and says in his heart, Master Qingtian is bald, and Master Qingtian is bald.
for this reason, he became depressed and even a little insane.
Until one day, he ran to the beach, dug a hole and shouted into the hole for hundreds of times:
Master Qingtian is bald, Master Qingtian is bald, and Master Qingtian is bald.
then, the pit was buried with soil, which made it much easier. Like a truck unloading heavy goods.
Later, a tree grew in this pit, with deep roots and lush leaves. When the wind blew, the leaves rustled. When this person heard it, it was as if someone was saying,
Master Sky is bald, and Master Sky is bald!
6
Jia Pingwa told a story.
To say that a person is a policeman and a law enforcement policeman is the person who carries out the execution with a gun.
One day, when he was on a mission, he shot a man, and the tongue of the beaten man jumped out of his mouth, three feet away. That tongue is so long, like some people's insoles, and like the old fish bought in seafood fishing stalls.
the tongue jumped and said, I am so wronged, I am so wronged.
The person who carried out it couldn't bear to see it, so he picked up this long tongue and stuffed it back for him.
people, a long tongue is not good.
7
The hottest topic in these two days is the news that Lynch, the boss of Shanghai Youzu, was poisoned by his subordinate colleagues. It is said that the CEO of Youzu Film Company named yao earned 2 million yuan a year. Because of the adjustment of his position and salary, he was resentful and bought more than 1 kinds of poisons from abroad and poisoned his boss Lynch.
Xu Yao on the left and Lynch on the right
Pay attention to the faces of these two people. Xu Yao's face, pay attention to his eyebrows and eyes. And Lynch, to say something disrespectful to the dead, is a cause of death. Especially his frontal image, you can pay attention to his brow, his nose and his lips.
I once said that Xu Guoli, who killed his wife and dismembered her body in Hangzhou, was the first vicious person in 22. Now look, the same surname is Xu, and this Xu Yao is also a cruel person.
- Previous article:Reading without secrets is not a big feeling.
- Next article:Robbie Williams is the best singer in the world
- Related articles
- How many fans can Tik Tok add in a day? What are the restrictions and rules for adding fans?
- Legend of Zhen Huan: Will Guo Ziyu County not die? Because Zhen Xuan didn't understand what Su Peisheng was saying.
- Male Humorous Advertisement Words for Marriage
- The classical Chinese text and meaning of entering the city with a pole
- A cold joke about the college entrance examination
- How to give yourself a nice English name
- What TV series is Ji An Ji Soo in?
- Who calls me excellent cross talk lines?
- There is a movie in which the People's Liberation Army sends a woman and her child home. What movie?
- Beautiful sentences of flowers and life