Who calls me excellent cross talk lines?

Qi: Hello everyone, hello everyone. Dear viewers in front of the TV. Da Bing: Crosstalk actor Da Bing. Zhao Weiguo: Zhao Weiguo. Qi: Happy New Year to you. Ding Bing: Oh, thank you all for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, I, Ding Bing, would not be where I am today. Every friend in front of the TV is the reborn parent of the soldier. Zhao Weiguo: Wow, that’s a good thing to say. Does anyone know why the soldiers were so polite today? Because our Cultural Affairs Bureau held the only outstanding actor selection this year, in the preliminary evaluation, Da Bing won first place! Shall we say congratulations? Soldier: In the end, whether you can become a candidate or not will have to be approved by your leader. Zhao Weiguo: This is almost the same. Da Bing: Actually, everyone knows me very well. I don’t care about fame and fortune. Zhao Weiguo: That’s right. Ding Bing: I repeatedly expressed my position to the leader. Zhao Weiguo: What did you say? Soldier: The gold cup and silver cup are not as good as the reputation of the common people, the first and second prizes are not as good as the praise of the common people, the pig's and chicken's hands are not as good as the common people's applause, and the bear's and goose's paws are not as good as the common people's applause. Thank you! Zhao Weiguo: The words are rude but not rude. Makes sense. Voiceover: The award for outstanding actors is here! The award for outstanding actors is here! Zhao Weiguo: It’s here as soon as it’s said. I'll read it to you. Soldier: I’m not sure. Zhao Weiguo: Outstanding Actor Commendation Order! Soldier: Let everyone laugh. Zhao Weiguo: This actor plays an exemplary role in every aspect. Private: This is what I should do. Zhao Weiguo: Good at uniting comrades and helping others. Soldier: I'm used to it. Zhao Weiguo: He has always worked hard without complaining, and his work is not divided into internal and external tasks. Soldier: They are all controlled by the leaders. Zhao Weiguo: A decision will be made this year to award the honorary title of Outstanding Actor to Comrade Zhao Weiguo. Hey hey hey, soldier, soldier, wake up! I haven't done anything! Hey, ambulance, come on, ambulance! Hey, help! Soldier: Why call an ambulance? Zhao Weiguo: Save people! Soldier: Who to save? Zhao Weiguo: Hey, didn’t you faint just now? Soldier: You wish I could die. Zhao Weiguo: I don’t mean that, I don’t mean that. Soldier: Zhao Weiguo. Zhao Weiguo: Hey. Soldier: I can’t tell! Zhao Weiguo: Oh, soldier, you may have a misunderstanding. Soldier: I didn't misunderstand. Congratulations. Zhao Weiguo: Hey. Private: Congratulations. Zhao Weiguo: Thank you. Soldier: I'll beat you to death with a brick. Dear friends here, this concludes my performance today. goodbye. Zhao Weiguo: Hey, hey, hey... Soldier. Soldier: Don't touch me. Why are you touching me? Come on, everyone, watch an outstanding actor beating someone on stage! Zhao Weiguo: When did I hit you? Soldier: Then why did you touch me? Zhao Weiguo: Let’s finish the cross talk together! Da Bing: I'm sorry, you are an excellent actor, please tell everyone. Zhao Weiguo: What about you? Da Bing: I am a backward actor now. Zhao Weiguo: Huh? Soldier: Not only do I want to go down, but also the host, lighting and sound master, let’s get off work together! Zhao Weiguo: What does it mean to get off work? Soldier: From now on, let's let Zhao play alone all night, okay? Thank you for your understanding. Zhao: Stop. Big: Can’t stand. Zhao: You dare. Isn’t it just that he was not rated as an outstanding actor? Just now you kept saying that the audience are your reborn parents, oh, if you are not rated as an outstanding actor, you will not recognize your parents. You child is too unfilial. come over! Apologize to your parents, hurry up. Da: I’m sorry, parents. Zhao: That’s right. Da: I was abnormal just now. Zhao: Huh? Big: I lost my temper. Looking for: Frightened me. Big: Well, for the sake of your parents, I will accompany you Zhao to finish this cross talk. Zhao: That's right. Da: After that, we'll go our separate ways. Zhao: Okay, okay, no problem. Da: Okay, Zhao: Yes Da: Just tell me. Find: Yes. Let me tell you what, you say it first in our cross talk, Da: Yes, it turned out that I was the one who said it first, now you are an excellent actor, please say it first. Qiu: Is this comparable to that of an excellent actor? Da: Of course. Your commendation order clearly states that the actor plays an exemplary and leading role in every aspect? If you don’t tell me first, I’ll tell you first! Say Find: Let me say it first. I will say it first. Dear audience friends, good evening. Today we will tell you about a cross talk.

Hey, hey, oh, this cross talk is about a joke, and two people have to tell the joke. He can't be the only one to say, "You're having fun with your horns!" Da: What’s wrong? Find: Again, what? Da: Why don’t you be allowed to play an exemplary and leading role? Zhao: I've taken the lead, it's your turn. Da: Oh, you’ve finished taking the lead. Sorry, I'll let you say my words. Find: Why should I say your words? Da: It is clearly written in your commendation order that the actor has always worked hard and without complaint, and no matter who is doing the work, you alone have to say it. Come on, friends, let’s applaud and encourage him to tell everyone a cross talk, okay? Okay, thank you. Thank you. Find: This is impossible to say. Da: The applause of the friends here is not warm enough, the friends over there are cheering him up! Hahahaha Looking for: Stop, that’s it. Get down here, ah, get down here as soon as possible, Da: Huh? What do you mean? Looking for: It’s better to have you than not to have you. Who are you? This is Big: Is this you letting me go down? Looking for: You should leave as soon as possible. Big: You can leave later