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Talking about humorous topics with my girlfriend.

Classic funny chat topic

1. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world.

Why not be the first?

I am the happiest person with you!

2. May I ask you the way?

Get there?

Into your heart.

I have a toothache recently.

Why?

Because I often miss you at night, I feel so sweet that I have cavities.

Can I borrow a dollar from you?

Why?

I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams. You can also say: I want to call your mother and thank her.

5. Is your father a thief?

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Then how can he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes?

6. Your legs must be very tired, right?

Why?

Because you've been running around in my head all day.

7. Look at her clothes label. When she said what you were doing,

Answer: Just to see if you are made in heaven?

8. I hope you know CPR.

Why?

Because you are so beautiful, I stopped breathing.

9. Miss, please give it back to me!

What!

My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

10. There must be something wrong with my eyes.

Why?

I can't take my eyes off you.