24 funny copywriting sentences that make people laugh and hurt.

1. "Why does Kotaro insist on Big Wolf?" "Cang Lang is very practical and obedient. There is a villa! "

2. Some people feel dead before marriage and "feel dead after marriage".

3. Go to some units for an interview and say that a good written test is not a written test at all, but a "contempt"!

I tried to catch up with you, but you said you had no money. Finally, you asked me if I needed a small loan, even if I bought insurance, I didn't need a loan!

I wanted to be a low-key person, but reality slapped me hard. A handsome guy like me is as dazzling as a 3000-watt light bulb in the dark!

6. I forgot my mobile phone in the morning and went home to get it at noon. I saw several missed calls from my daughter-in-law on my mobile phone, as well as short messages: Husband, you forgot your mobile phone!

7. Some people can take selfies as avatars, while others can only take selfies as facial expressions.

8. Life is like dandelion. Blow less if you have nothing to do, and you will be bald if you blow more.

At first, my ideal was to marry Bai. Later, my ideal was to marry Bai Fu. Later, my ideal was to marry Fu. Now, I have no ideal!

10. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I make money by my own hands; Obviously, there are countless luxury cars at home, but I would rather squeeze the bus out. This is the gap between me and Mingming!

1 1. For some people, as long as the feelings are true, money is not a problem. For some people, as long as the money is real, feelings are not a problem!

12. Growth is when you are sad, and you have no oil or salt to eat. You haven't thought about tea and rice. Now you can go to the kitchen and bring yourself noodles while crying, and don't forget to add poached eggs, ham and shrimp, and throw some spicy strips when you are about to cook.

13. I want to live a chic life and sell my house to travel around the world regardless of obstacles, but the landlord refused anyway.

14. The helplessness of eating food is that in the face of weighing scale, I especially want to be thin and enjoy food.

15. Xueba's head is like a camera, and everything is clear. My head can be regarded as a soymilk machine at most!

16. The alarm clock can stimulate the potential of the brain best. Every time the alarm clock rings, I can instantly think of hundreds of reasons for taking time off.

17. I heard that hanging bananas on trees can keep them for a long time, because bananas think they are still growing on trees.

18. The biggest wish for Chinese New Year is not to receive a red envelope, but someone to help me write winter vacation homework!

19. It's not that you don't have a temper, but that you dare not have a temper, because no one will be embarrassed.

20. I used to play too much on the computer, and I especially wanted to fast-forward when watching TV; Now I play a lot with my mobile phone, and I especially want to draw on the screen when I play computer.

2 1. After watching "Beautiful Girl Warrior", my little daughter took out a banana and shouted, "I represent the stars and kill you!"

I have been practicing medicine for many years and cured countless blind people. Every time I cure someone's eyes, I will take a few pieces of change and run away, for fear that they will retaliate against me. Anyway, there is a blind man at the intersection ahead who needs my help!

23. The biggest evidence that Mermaids don't exist is that there is no cookbook that introduces their cooking methods and tastes.

24. If it took me all my luck to meet you, please leave, and I will fight the landlord!