Talk show jokes

1. I have only four ounces of strength and half a pound of temper. With my weight, I can barely be considered a heavyweight. You can live with me and rest assured for the rest of your life.

2. Many things are accomplished by eating enough, such as losing weight.

3. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be single and poor.

4. Although we are not familiar with each other, you can use money to get close to me.

5. Before getting married, I thought I could change the world. After I got married, I suddenly discovered that I couldn’t even change the TV channel!

6. Before I was with you, I felt that there was no good man in the world. After being with you, I suddenly discovered that the world is full of good men.

7. If anyone bullies me, I will write his name on the insole of his shoe. If I can’t step on him to death, I will stink him to death.

8. If you were bullied in front of me, why would I just watch it? I would definitely close my eyes and sleep for a while.

9. From today on, as long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just let me know. I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

10. If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

11. When a person does not have a good-looking skin, he mistakenly thinks that he has an interesting soul. In fact, being ugly and having an interesting soul are completely different things.