Grocery store joke

1, Chengmen grocery store I asked my principal and roommate how to become a learning genius. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Where is the genius? I just use your sleeping time to study. " After listening to it, I suddenly realized: no wonder I always felt that I didn't have enough sleep time. It turned out that this bitch secretly took it to study!

2. The weather in Chengmen grocery store is hot, and my son likes to play with water guns. When I got home, he nourished me with a water gun. One day, I was soaked to the skin, and I was angry: water me again, and I will beat you flat. The next day, the smelly boy was angry again, and I was going to hit him. The son said, Dad, you can't hit me. I didn't add water to it. It's urine I didn't nourish you with water.

In that year, Chengmen grocery store and girlfriends fell in love with a handsome colleague at the same time, and they went to his house to play together. His mother was so enthusiastic that she caught an old hen and slaughtered it for us. I decisively rolled up my sleeves, grabbed the chicken head and pulled out my neck with one knife! Looking back, my best friend, who grew up in the countryside with me and helped kill pigs, was hiding in the arms of his colleagues with trembling eyes! Then they got married. ...

After dinner at Chengmen grocery store, my wife carefully cut my nails and polished them one by one. She took my hand and studied under the lamp. The tenderness revealed in her earnest concentration made me secretly swear in my heart that I must love this woman more. Just when I was on tenterhooks, my wife patted my hand and said, "Good boy, your nails have been cut. Wash your clothes quickly so that you won't hang up!" " "