America can't change its own light bulbs.

The labor cost in the United States is high, and the working class can do their own things. I'm sure you can change the light bulb yourself.

1. How many MIT students does it take to change a light bulb? -Five. 65,438+0 students designed a light bulb powered by nuclear energy that will never break, 65,438+0 students studied how to light up the whole Boston area with this light bulb, 2 students installed it, and 65,438+0 students wrote a computer program for the switch of this light bulb.

2. How many Columbia University students does it take to change a light bulb? -76. 1 Students change light bulbs, 50 people demonstrate for the right not to change light bulbs, and 25 people demonstrate against it.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? -1. But he can get six credits for changing a light bulb.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? -1 1. 1 students change light bulbs, 10 students look.

5. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb? -0. Hanovin (the city where the school is located) has no electricity.

6. How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? -The whole student union. But only 1 person is awake enough to turn on the light bulb.

7. How many Stanford students does it take to change a light bulb? -1, boss (the original sentence is: one, buddy. This is a cool saying)

8. How many Tufts University students does it take to change a light bulb? -Two. 1 changed the light bulb, and another 1 reported that he changed the light bulb like an Ivy League student.

9. How many students does it take to change a light bulb? -Five. 1 changed the light bulb, and the other four bought expensive clothes specially for this occasion.

10. How many students does Oberlin University need to change a light bulb? Three. 1 changed the light bulb, and the other two used this old light bulb to study how to smoke marijuana.

1 1. How many students does Georgetown University need to change a light bulb? Four. 1 one person changed the light bulb, 1 one person reported his progress to congress, and the other two people threw old light bulbs at students in American universities. American University, the name of another university in Washington, is an opponent of Georgetown University.

12. How many students does it take to change a light bulb? -Two. 1 changed the light bulb, and 1 complained that if this was a better school, the light bulb would not be broken.