What are some good jokes to tell while traveling?

A woman was leaving the night shift and was followed by a man with evil intentions. The woman was afraid. Passing by the cemetery, she had an idea and said to the grave: Dad, I’m back. Open the door. The man was so frightened that he ran away screaming. The woman felt at ease and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the tomb: Girl, you forgot to bring the key again. The woman was horrified and ran away. At this time, a tomb robber emerged from the tomb and said: Damn, it will delay my work and scare you to death! As soon as the tomb robber finished speaking, he found an old man next to him carving a tombstone with a chisel. He was curious and asked, and the old man said angrily, NND, they carved my name wrong... The tomb robber was so scared that he ran away screaming. The old man sneered: "Damn, you dare to compete with me for business, you are still young..." As he was talking, he accidentally dropped the chisel on the ground. The old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in the grass. In his hand, the old man was surprised when suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death! Change my house number randomly!". The old man peed and rolled down the hillside! At this time, a scavenger crawled out of the grass and said, "Damn it, it takes so much effort to get a piece of iron.