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The emergence of a series of planning cases of strange diseases in Guangdong originated from a joke told by a colleague in the program group in a chat. The joke goes like this: if you meet a strange creature, Beijingers first want to take it to the Academy of Sciences for research; Shanghainese think that exhibitions in cages can make money; The first thing that Cantonese people think of is to study how to eat! Although this joke is exaggerated, it also reflects the characteristics of people of all countries from one side. However, why do Cantonese people first give people the impression of "eating"? Maybe we can catch a glimpse of a local proverb: "You can eat anything that flies in the sky, crawls on the ground and swims in the water!"

Cantonese people are delicious, and many other patients are "troublesome". According to the reporter's investigation, there are many bad eating habits in various parts of Guangdong Province, and there are also many so-called "dietotherapy remedies", such as "eating raw puffer fish can strengthen yang", "eating mouse meat can promote hair growth" and "eating snails and snails can remove excrement marks" and so on. Although these dietotherapy methods are more or less under the guise of "dietotherapy", many people flock to them, but when you think about it carefully, these species such as mice, snakes, frogs and puffer fish contain countless toxins and germs. If they are swallowed into the mouth without special treatment, it is easy for germs to parasitize people. Many people prefer raw food and pay attention to "cool, crisp and slippery". Cheap food stalls are people's first choice. As everyone knows, just when people don't pay attention to hygiene and just want to eat delicious food, the root of strange diseases is planted in people's bodies.

It is because there are so many bad eating habits that strange patients keep appearing. It is a strange disease because many patients are obviously sick but it is difficult to find out the cause. The patient's symptoms make it difficult for doctors to diagnose and face a dilemma. Therefore, patients with strange diseases are plagued by diseases all the year round and die. There are many situations that are really unheard of. For example, the strange tumor on the leg is actually eaten raw by fish, and the sparganium in the brain is actually caused by eating frogs and causing parasites to invade the human brain! These strange diseases are really eye-opening, and the cases in which patients are almost fatal due to strange diseases are even more shocking! Contact the major hospitals respectively, and gradually collect relevant cases, sort out, screen, contact and verify. Busy and happy every day. Strange cases of diseases gradually appeared in front of us:

Is there a tumor that can "run" in this world? At first glance, I believe many people will find it strange. How can a tumor that grows on a person "run"? However, this miracle that happened in Guangdong Province really exists: the reporter met Mr. Li who works in Guangzhou during an interview in the hospital. He said that since Tomb-Sweeping Day returned to his hometown to worship his ancestors, he had a "tumor" the size of a walnut on his leg, and the tumor actually moved from his calf to his thigh like a "long leg"! Mr. Li was so frightened that he once thought he was a "corpse worm"! Finally, after the doctor's comprehensive examination and detailed inquiry, the truth came out. It turns out that this strange "tumor" is not caused by a corpse worm, but a parasitic paragonimiasis in the body.

The reporter also learned from many hospitals that diseases such as paragonimiasis and liver fluke disease are very common in Guangdong Province, but it is generally difficult to determine the condition immediately because of the diverse manifestations of the diseases. For example, Mr. Li's parasitic paragonimiasis was once mistaken for a strange tumor and an incurable disease. In fact, the biggest cause of such diseases in Guangdong Province is the long-standing habit of Guangdong people to eat raw seafood. However, many freshwater crabs, shrimps and clams contain metacercariae of paragonimiasis and liver fluke. If they are not completely cooked, the cysts they contain will not be killed. Once people eat this freshwater river or drink raw mountain spring water, they are easily infected. Many patients with hepatitis and liver cancer are also related to eating raw fish.

However, in order to pursue the wrong customs of taste and "freshness" and "nutrition", it is often seen that many diners eat raw river fresh, so it is imperative to actively publicize the harm of bad eating habits in Guangdong Province.

I don't know if you have the experience of eating raw seafood. If so, you'd better go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible, find the patient for treatment as soon as possible, and don't make the same mistake again!