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Who can tell five jokes?

The drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, passers-by were watching, and the police came: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said that I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he grabbed a stick and gave me two.