Classic jokes of truth and falsehood

1, Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and disappointment.

I didn't meet fate, or I didn't meet you. No matter how complicated the outside world is, I just want to live a simple life with you. Remember to bring stamps when you use them.

Don't always start all over again. I can't suffer so much for nothing.

4. I would like to be a towering tree and support a happy paradise for you with strong arms; I would like to turn into a fallen leaf and wait for your happy home all my life with gentle and touching language, and love you forever.

It is unnatural to be unfriendly. Also refers to an eccentric temperament or words and deeds.

6. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while. Don't envy others' happiness, it may be for you.

7. Clouds and water embrace each other, and the tenderness is deep. I miss the flowers that have passed through the years and pluck the strings of romance. Love is as clear as water, and I shuttle through the graceful happiness. Sincere feelings are stronger than gold. Love you too!

8. Don't travel, don't take risks, talk about a love life, but never try it. Every day, just hang up qq, brush Weibo, visit Taobao and do what you can do at the age of 18. What's the use of being young? Good morning, fight!

9. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when you get married and think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

10, do a good job as a leader's staff and manage money for the unit according to law.

1 1, peach blossoms outside the bamboo, duck prophet (stone) in spring water heating.