Are there any refreshing jokes?

1, coming home late, my wife pointed to the door and shouted, "Get out and kneel down!" I am dismissive: "The neighbors can't afford to lose face when they see me." My wife didn't speak again with a straight face. I laughed and went to the balcony to kneel.

My daughter-in-law tied a high bun today. I folded a paper plane, lied to her that there was something to take off in her hair, and then stuck the plane in her head. Now that she's out, I'll wait for the result at home.

3. My son's kindergarten is going to hold a parent-child activity, and both my husband and I went. My son took my father's hand and the beautiful female teacher's hand and said to me, Mom, will you take a picture of our family of three?

I saw several scars on the barber's arm, so I asked him how he got them. He said, I quarreled with a man who said I didn't chop him well. I didn't expect him to cut me, so I blocked it with my hand a few times. But fortunately, I asked my brothers to send them all to the hospital later. Oh, yes. Do you like this hairstyle?

The boss telephoned three factory directors and said: This year, there is a loss, and the bonus will not be distributed. Director A came back to the factory and said: This year, there is a loss, and the bonus will not be distributed. All employees scold behind their backs. Director B returned to the factory and said: We lost money this year, so the bonus will not be paid. The boss also said that he would lay off employees, so I tried my best and people would not be laid off. Therefore, all employees are grateful.

My son likes to drink coke, which is harmful to his health. My mother has said it many times, but my son won't listen. Recently, my son found that the cola in the refrigerator has gone bad, sometimes sour, sometimes sweet and sometimes salty. What is even more frightening is that I got up after a nap yesterday afternoon and poured a cup, which turned out to be spicy.

7. I always get good grades at school. My deskmate is Ban Cao, and his grades are average, but it doesn't affect my drooling at all. Whenever the teacher asks questions, I always hold my hand high and try to prove my Excellence. The teacher can't always ask me questions, but draw attention to my side, and the class grass is repeatedly recruited. Two months later, Ban Cao transferred to another school.

8. After work, my boyfriend took me home and we made out downstairs. Aunt Zhang suddenly patted me on the shoulder: Girl, you can kiss me later. The supermarket at the door is going to have an activity. Buy two Jin of rice and give me one Jin! Your mother bought a big bag of rice in the supermarket. I'll tell you when I get out and let you carry rice home.

9. Unit New Year's Eve. The boss picked the fisheye to the vice president, saying it was a high opinion. Show the fishbone to the director of the finance department and call it a mainstay. Give the fishtail to the director of the office and ask him to entrust it with an important task. I gave the fish belly to the director of human resources department for him to have a heart-to-heart talk. Gave the fin to the marketing director and told him to fly high.

10, junior high school, someone told the class teacher that there were eight boys smoking in the toilet. The head teacher went to the toilet in three steps and made two steps, and was blocked at the door. One of them slapped the ninth face, and the class teacher apologized: "Sorry, headmaster, I didn't realize it was you." The headmaster buried his face in injustice and said, "This slap is unfair. I really didn't smoke. "