Humorous sentences telling people to get up early.

1. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day on time until you get up. Please reply to cancel the service: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up.

2, the mushroom is cold, wake up, your whole body cells are calling you up!

3. Dear mobile users: As your points have reached the requirements, our company will send a super handsome guy, please go downstairs to collect it within three minutes, and it will not be processed after the expiration!

4. Good morning! The early bird catches the worm. How many did it catch today?

5.good morning. A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

6. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

7, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope there will always be happiness in your heart …