Shadow's funny quotations from famous ladies joining together in a group, copywriting for social ladies' circle of friends (selected 42 sentences)

1. Are there any sisters who make double yolk lotus paste mooncakes? I eat lotus paste, and you eat the egg yolk kind.

2. Do you have any family members working together to get bank cards? There is no limit to the number of people. I use it when I withdraw money, and you use it when you deposit money.

3. Do you want to make spicy strips? Two pieces per pack. You and I each have one piece. I eat the spicy strips and you lick the bag.

4. Does anyone want to make spicy strips? I'll come when you spend it, and you come when you return it

5. Is there anyone who wants to have a meal for two at McDonald's, the world-famous Western food? If you have a small mouth, don't disturb those with a big mouth.

6. Let’s fight for a boyfriend. I will be responsible for the food, drink and fun, and you will be responsible for the tea, rice, oil and salt. 7. Are there any sisters who will fight for a male model? The price is 2500, 25 sisters fight, 100 per person, and there are still 20 people who have abdominal muscles, everyone takes turns to touch it, don't get dirty.

8. Is there anyone who wants to fight for a husband? We bought Yi Yang Qianxi with 8 billion yuan, and Yi Yang Qianxi has 86.07 million fans, which only costs more than 90 yuan per person.

9. Does anyone have a bank card? You use it when you deposit money, and I use it when I withdraw money.

10. Is anyone trying to get married? The husband is yours, and the bride price is mine

11. Is anyone recruiting? The written test is mine, the interview is yours, and I'll cover the rest of the offer. Don't be too tired.

12. Do you want to wear long johns? I wear them in winter, and whoever wants to wear them at other times

13. Does anyone want to wear iPhone 12 pro max? If 10,000 people fight, each person will pay just over 1 yuan. I will use it when there is electricity, and you will use it when there is no electricity.

14. Is there anyone who wants to fight for a male model? The minimum price is 10 yuan per person for 40 people. I will follow He plays dice, come with high quality

15. Is anyone trying to make tea eggs? Three people fight, one eats the egg white, one eats the yolk, and one licks the shell. If you don’t have 650 Alipay points, don’t come. I’m afraid you’ll eat too much if you don’t keep your word.

16. Does anyone want to fight with me for the rest of his life? I belong to you in the first half of my life, and you belong to me in the second half of my life.

17. Is anyone looking for a boyfriend? If it's tall and handsome, I'll use it when watching movies and eating on weekends. You can make other arrangements by yourself, no limit on the number of people.

18. Are there any sisters in the circle who can compete with me for the Wild King? You are 1st, 3rd, 5th, I am 2nd, 4th, and 6th. On Sunday we will be in three rows. Achieve independence and freedom while you are young. This is the kind of life a celebrity should have.

19. Do you have any friends in Australia who want to wear down jackets with me? I will wear them in December and you will wear them in July.

20. If I want to eat hairy crabs tonight, I will offer you some hairy crabs. Can anyone give me some hairy crabs?

21. Is anyone trying to do plastic surgery? You remove the ribs and fat, and I fill in the nose and temples.

22. Fight for SCI? You do the experiments, you write the articles, you get the page fee, and I only want one work.

23. Let’s build a house together. The house is mine and the mortgage is yours.

24. Does anyone want to try chewing gum? I will eat it for the first time, and the rest of the time is yours.

25. Is anyone trying to win? I am a group leader and I am your father. You take turns giving me 50,000 yuan every month to honor me.

26. Don’t drag me into the group of celebrities anymore. I am financially independent at the age of 18 and I just bought a bottle of Coke in full.

27. Do you want to fight the old man? I will inherit the inheritance and you will be responsible for taking care of him.

28. After seeing the lives of Shanghai socialites, I decided to find someone to fight for an egg pancake. I will eat half of it for you. I ate half of it, I hope you don’t appreciate it. With my financial resources, I could actually buy it myself.

29. Let’s make an egg pancake. I’ll eat half of it and you’ll eat half. I hope you won’t be disrespectful. With my financial resources, I can actually buy it myself, but I want to be a socialite

30. Are there any sisters who are trying their best to give likes? I have been a public account for so long, but my article has not yet received 100 likes!

31. Is anyone willing to take photos at Shaxian afternoon tea tomorrow? Steamed dumplings cost 6 yuan for 8 pieces, which is 1 yuan per person for 6 people. You can take photos with chopsticks, but you can't eat. After taking turns, each person can eat one. I am the initiator and I will eat 2 more (come if you are qualified, those who eat secretly and those who maliciously apply chili sauce will not cooperate again)

32. Is there anyone who wants to compete with me to become a graduate student at Peking University? I got 200 and you got 250.

33. Is anyone trying to get a bank card together? There is no limit to the number of people. I use it when withdrawing money, and you use it when depositing money.

34. Is anyone trying to match their hair? What's on the head belongs to me, what's on the ground belongs to you

35. Journey to the West acted as a monster and was beaten by Sun Wukong. There was no backstage. No compensation for being beaten to death.

36. Can anyone join us in piecing together flowers? It belongs to me when I use it, and it belongs to you when I return it. If you're stupid, I'm afraid I won't be able to scold you if you're too smart.

37. Have you finished fighting? Can you like me desperately?

38. Is anyone willing to take pictures at afternoon tea tomorrow? Shaxian County has a stunning view. The set meal for two is 28 yuan, or 6 yuan per person.

39. Is there anyone who can work for me? I'll come on the day when wages are paid, and you'll come at other times

40. Is anyone wearing a down jacket when it's cold? I'll wear it in the winter, and it's yours the rest of the time. Don't be disrespectful, I'll pay for the extra two dollars, I just want to be a socialite.

41. Can anyone help me fight for concert tickets? I'll go in and take a look, and the ticket stub is yours.

42. 800-meter physical test. You run the first 790 meters, and I run the last 10 meters. I will give you a healthy physical fitness. Come and have some high-quality sisters. Sports candidates will be given priority.