Funny copywriting with high likes in Moments

1. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

2. If my life were a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up.

3. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

4. The so-called growth means that when you hear the four words "turbulent waves", you can no longer think of the sea.

5. Tell you not to force me. If you are forcing me, I will pretend to be dead for you!

6. Staying up all night becomes an all-nighter if you accidentally fail to do it well.

7. "Why are your hands so cold?" "Maybe it's because I am the legendary ice muscle and jade bone."

8. I often wake up from my dreams because I do I had a hungry dream, a dream of being so hungry.

9. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

1 If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

11. Every winter morning, it feels like there is a bed of 52 glue stuck to the bed, and it hurts every time I want to get up.

12. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

Thirteen. I’m so nervous, what should I do? It’s time to meet the parents! Is the aunt gentle and gentle, and the uncle is fierce or not? I was so scared. After all, I was the one who beat his child first.

14. I once believed that life could be turned into a joke, but now I just hope that life will not turn into a case.

15. Whose daughter lends it to me, and I will return it to you one big and one small next year.

16. A woman’s wrinkles are called old age, and a man’s wrinkles are called vicissitudes of life.

17. I am not an ordinary person, so I don’t speak Mandarin.

18. It’s not right to give you the Sword God. If you don’t do it if I give you the Sword God, you will have to be a swordsman by crying and shouting! Really, why bother?

Nineteen. If anyone dares to mess with me again, I will bury him before the Qingming Festival.

Twenty. Don’t think that because you are rare, we should value rare things.

Twenty-one. Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth watering, and he had no money in his pocket.

Twenty-two. The tears you shed now when you are making up for your homework are the water in your brain when you were wandering.

Twenty-three. When I was in school, I always wanted to play on the computer, but during the holidays I could only stare at the computer in a daze.

Twenty-four. Yesterday I saw on the Internet that the model of mobile phone you were using radiated extremely high radiation. I was shocked. Just as I was about to inform you, I saw that it would not work on people with lower IQs. I'm relieved, don't worry too, just keep using it.

Twenty-five. There is a kind of person who only does two things: he is jealous of you when you succeed; he laughs at you when you fail.

Twenty-six. I used to be a thin person, until one sentence changed me. You eat, eat, but you are not fat. I mistakenly thought that I was really not fat.

Twenty-seven. There are two types of people who are irresponsible for feelings: one is often in love; the other is never in love and often gets married.