Short sentences in Chaoshan dialect

1. Seeking the classic Chaoshan dialect chat expression (1) Going out to work, Lu got his pants and tore his shirt, but no one made it up. Just because there is no mu of joy, no mu of life, three times of pickles and preserved vegetables, I personally lost my bamboo shell and my waist pants were broken, so I married an mu.

(2) The years were silent, and in a blink of an eye, I became an old man. Step on a broken bike when you go out and ride an umbrella in the rain. I'm surprised to see my eyes slanting. I love to hear you say it out loud. You are crazy about your brother, but it's hard for you to decide.

(3) Don't be bitter and swollen! Some people can't marry a hard tiger, and some people can't marry Mu. There has been no wrong marriage since ancient times! Relax in class. There will naturally be someone to match. If Iraqis miss it, they will regret it in the future.

(4) There is no hunting in the market. Chickens step on geese by mistake, burn their hair harmoniously, nuns hunt pickaxes, and cats and mice teach cats to learn bamboo. I wonder how you feel when you see it on a green night.

(5) Now it means helping students in schools. They are all very skilled! Raise your hair and intestines in autumn! Intestinal shirt and trousers patch rag. Hang the eyepiece and ride the mobile phone! The road is shaped like a dead father!

(6) Bro's classmate sent a message: I watched something pass by you yesterday, only stepped on the old three rounds, and the emperor was worn out. All the way, it was sweet and painful: "Old copper and iron, beer and beer offerings are for sale"! Wow! Let me tell you something. My dad is short, and you are a loser!

2. Chaozhou, hehe.

I am a fat man, not a clown.

2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

4. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

5: others are equipped with experience, and I also want to install experience.

6: Kill you with what, my love.

7: If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Grade 4!

8: I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

9: Snails run wildly.

10: I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

1 1: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13: The accountant said, "Come and get paid later. I have no change here. "

14: Can you see my powder?

15: Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.

17: Please serve Yangzhou fried rice, with more chopped green onion, less salt and more eggs. Pack it and take it away.

18: once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

19: it is both house and rotten, and its future is uncertain.

20: make a cup of Sanlu for the client to drink.

2 1: The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human art in this century!

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

24: People have backgrounds, and I have backgrounds.

25: The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.

26: White Horse … Where did you die! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?

27: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

28: Don't treat shrimp as seafood.

I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

30: Your mother is your father's cousin?

3 1: Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

32: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

I just killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

My life has two sides: A and B, and yours has two sides: S and B. ..

38: I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

Failure is not terrible, the key is success or not.

40: Today's college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

4 1: Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupy a good tomb after your death, which can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

42: Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

3. Funny Chaoshan QQ Personality Signature 1 Going out to work, I landed my pants and my shirt was broken. No one can make it up. Personally, I lost more weight than the preserved bamboo shell, because it was too hard without mu. I ate three pickles and preserved vegetables, and my waist pants burst. I married an acre when I was born. Uncle hates it!

After two years of silence, I became a father in a blink of an eye. I went out to ride my bike and rode in the rain. I was shocked and surprised when I saw my eyes slanting. I love to hear you say it out loud. You are crazy and hard.

Don't be hard, don't be swollen! Some people didn't marry a hard tiger, and some people didn't marry an acre of land. There has been no wrong marriage since ancient times! Relax in class. There will naturally be someone to match. Iraqis will miss it and regret it in the future.

There is no hunting in the market, the chicken mistakenly stepped on the goose, and went back to burn the head. The nun hunted the iron peach, and the cat and mouse taught the cat Xuezhu brothers to laugh at it on a green night. I wonder how Abel Lu feels.

5 now refers to helping school students, all of which are to improve the address and sell elegance! Sweet Liu Qiuzai! Sausage shirt and pants patch rag! Hang the eyepiece and ride the mobile phone! The road is shaped like a dead father! Go to the restaurant to soak the chicken head! Go home drunk and enlarge your throat.

On a sunny day, a camel met an elephant Elephant Bear: Camel, have you mixed your milk with raw Luo? The camel listened to the fire, and it was on: I am so weak! Little feather! This is better than a loaf of dough.

7. One day, a turtle, a green night, and a dumb fog went to worship the teacher. The waist turtle stole an object in the green night, and Ayaqing shouted at the line shoe white, and finally caught it in the green night. The two of them beat Koshino of Apu's female waist turtle straight. The master is too obvious!

8. Back in those days, the warehouse was full of money, and I danced on the dance floor all day long and every night, drunk and dreaming. If there is anything wrong with money, I will massage it when I have time and hold it when I get started. If my pants are not hot, money first, things will die for a long time.

9. Luxury one-day tour in Chaozhou, tractor pick-up, climbing barren hills, swimming in reservoirs, willow taro and double sweet potatoes. I'm glad to have the opportunity to do a pile of cow excrement bear competition with local villagers, and live in a five-star chicken house for 25 yuan.

10. On a sunny day, Lu wandered in the street, doing nothing, looking at the king's things under the soil, but finished taking a shit.

Luzhu Boluo Look, hey! Sand is like shit. Give it another nose, huh! It smells like shit, so Lv Huan cut a piece and put it on the bottom of his mouth to try. Wow! Sell a pile of shit. ! Hmm! Sell oneself and die.

1 1. Looking at your secret bag on the wrong day, a rider wandered around the garbage on a hook. People eat a drink and you expect it. I eat drinks, you expect. I have a drink, put half a can, and you suddenly stop to hook up.

12. Holiday, I think since you set up a foot pot, things will only spoil the green boy, hunting will come and go, and no one will be trapped in the lane. Green cries in vain: beer is respected, beer is sold, snails are sold, goose feathers and duck feathers are bought, and plastic shoes are sold.

13. I saw you carrying a broken basket in the morning and asked for a shoulder shirt. The armor was torn and there were no clean shoes on the feet. I wanted to love armor, but you were crying in vain: love to buy hemp leaves! What a loser.