Who can tell me a joke?

Two women play mahjong in the middle of the night and pass a cemetery on their way home. At that time, their stomachs were upset. One of them was smart enough to take off his underwear. You wiped your ass with it and left it behind. Another woman looked at it and found a wreath next to it, so she wiped her pants with a piece of paper and squeezed home. The next day, their boyfriends played a joke on the phone. One of the men said that the buddy was not good. My daughter-in-law is having an affair. When she came home at three o'clock last night, the trouser fork was gone. The other one says you're okay, man. My daughter-in-law came home at three o'clock last night. Not only did her trouser fork disappear, but there was also a piece of paper on her ass that said "Eternal Life"! ! !