Fifty-one humorous sentences about high emotional intelligence that praise one’s own beauty

Part 1 of humorous sentences about high emotional intelligence that praise one’s own beauty

1. I am so versatile. I have many emoticons, sweet temper, and good temper. I make you happy every day. It’s perfect. I’m so envious. You have a friend like me.

2. Test scores can distance us, but they can never change the fact that I am prettier than you.

3. Being stupid enough to be alone I went to get tattoos and cut my wrists. Now I wake up and everything is fine. Live your life well. Women should live a beautiful life.

4. I am often so beautiful that my eyes are blurred, but I can’t kiss myself.

5. I heard that getting married is super cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for only 1 yuan. Let me treat you

6. Look twice, it will be rare for you to see such a sweet person in the future.

7. Don’t feel inferior because you are ugly. For example, I am not proud even though I am beautiful.

8. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of Happiness; meeting the most handsome person at the wrong time is a tragedy.

9. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

10. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can’t see my beautiful and angry face?

11. Even if my brother goes to Namek, I will still be handsome. I hope you won’t do that thing with my handsome photo under the quilt at night

12. If you are going shopping, remember to wear comfortable shoes. Treating yourself well is reflected in the details.

13. I envy people with stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long and one beautiful word runs through my life.

14. Only your smile embedded with pear dimples is who I am. The most beautiful idol in my eyes.

15. At that time, I didn’t have much talent, I just relied on my good looks, so at that time, the people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I only like superficial people.

16. You don’t even have a dream, what’s the difference between you and a salted fish? ——Have you ever seen such a beautiful salted fish like mine?

17. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you. Part 2 of humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence praising one's own beauty

18. I have a beauty and wit that I should not have at this age.

19. The party needs me to be handsome, I have to handsome. The task of catching up with the United States and surpassing the United Kingdom is very arduous. I want to contribute my appearance to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

20. Don’t set up a stall in your sister’s heart. If you do it again, she will be called the city-governor!

21. They all say that I am so handsome! But I don’t think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me and I am the most handsome!

22. I admire you most when we break up. Eyes - no trace of nostalgia!

23. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

24. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does.

25. Even the wind admires me, and even the bright moon prays for me. , the super handsome guy in the world who even the sun cheers for me.

26. The life of someone who is not a beautiful woman is more difficult. If so, I will give in and lose in a mess.

27. The brain cells are starting to rebel and are out of control

28. Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say: Oh my god, he is so damn handsome again.

29. In the dark The first ray of light was born from my handsome face.

30. From now on, I will remain low-key and mysterious, saying nothing about my handsomeness and beauty.

31 . Hold the child's hand and drag the child away. If you don't leave, beat her unconscious and continue to drag her away~

32. I wish I could grow old together with you if I were not careful. Good night.

33. I thought she was a beauty, but she turned out to be a peerless beauty, speechless.

34. Hello everyone, I am a micro-business, and the main products I sell are my beauty and beauty. Talent. Part Three of Humorous Sentences to Praise Your Beauty with High Emotional Intelligence

35. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose is the gentlest tenderness.

36. Your appearance surpasses that of human beings. Imagine...

37. Life is a sea of ??suffering, and you must cultivate purity and enjoy true happiness. In this world, there are many things that we cannot predict. We cannot control our circumstances, but we can control ourselves; we cannot predict the future, but we can grasp the present; we do not know how long our lives will be, but we can arrange our current life.

38. Looking at the dusk in Donggao, where can I rely on? The trees are all autumn colors, and the mountains are only covered with sunset.

39. If handsome people can be eaten, I can be handsome. Feed 3 billion people.

40. Search on Baidu; is there anyone more beautiful than me? The result shows; Sorry, cannot be found.

41. I am Zhang Buwei, please humble yourself to death (the title of this post is I am Brother Octopus ~ Please ask me if you have any questions~,

44. Why? Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

45. I am more and more envious of my deskmate because she has a handsome and beautiful girl. My deskmate who is chic, has a deep and sexy voice, is suave, and spreads laughter and love selflessly. Unlike my deskmate, who is as stupid as a melon field.

46. I have this age Unexpectedly handsome and witty.

47. There are two types of people in the world that men are most attracted to, one is like me, and the other is like me. What is a temperamental girl like me?

48. At the beginning of human life, nature is good; if you get zero points on the exam, you will have eggs

49. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

50. You must study hard and don’t be like me, eating and drinking with a handsome face.

51. Grandpa has had glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can’t tell who is a person from a distance of one meter. Dog, but when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, closed his eyes, and never saw the light of day again. He said that he didn’t want to see anyone again to avoid endless trouble. Humorous sentences to praise girls with high emotional intelligence

Humorous sentences to praise girls with high emotional intelligence 1

1. How can the green willow silk be compared to your hair; how can the green ripples be compared to your eyes; sometimes, I stare at the bedside Your beautiful photo makes it feel like the whole world is forever immersed in the bright spring light.

2. If a girl is not beautiful, has no temperament, and is not cute, you should praise her:

3. With your waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, and that steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty you are, you will They will all be cautious.

4. If a girl is not pretty, has no temperament, and is not cute, you should praise her: You are very distinctive.

5. ?A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is diamonds, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

6. ?From a distance, I watched your back, your black hair tied back with a bunch of bright red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from the mountain stream on a quiet moonlit night.

7.?Besides the Statue of Liberty, the next most beautiful woman in the world is you!

8.?You may not have watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be passionate and captivating.

9.? Flowers bloom by borrowing water, and the water sinks into bones and jade into muscles.

10. When you walk through the intersection of the road, you'd better go faster, otherwise you will be stuck in traffic!

11. From a distance, I watched your back, your The black hair tied back with a bunch of bright red ribbons is like a waterfall pouring down from the mountain stream on a quiet moonlit night.

12. Please don’t appear on the street too often. Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase.

13.?Look at you, please stop looking at beautiful women. Please don’t appear on the street often, okay? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase!

14.?Actually, I met you first You are in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully.

15. There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; the other is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

16. In your big and bright eyes, I can always capture your tranquility, your enthusiasm, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.

17. If a girl is very beautiful, you should praise her: You are very beautiful.

18. If a girl is not pretty and has no temperament, just praise her: You look cute.

19. You walked into the living room from outside the house with a string of laughter, wearing a red sweatshirt casually, so beautiful and colorful, so passionate,

20.?You are the most beautiful in my heart. Humorous Sentences to Praise Girls with High Emotional Intelligence 2

1. I am so lucky, Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beauties with a fragrant fragrance of flowers, and I have a cute girl with eyes like apricots, no worse than him, haha.

2. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the scent that makes me confused. It doesn’t smell like you.

3. With your steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty you are, you will be cautious when meeting you.

4. Stunningly beautiful. Gorgeous for a moment. Gorgeous and beautiful. Fragrant and eye-catching.

5. Your hair is so beautiful, especially the scent that makes me confused. It doesn’t smell like you.

6. There must be no moon today, because the moon’s light has covered you.

7. You jumped in, wearing a red denim coat and a tight belt. You looked so light and strong, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

8. There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; the other is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

9. If a girl is not pretty, praise her: You are very elegant.

10. If a girl is not pretty, praise her: You are very elegant.

11. If a girl is very beautiful, praise her: You are very beautiful.

12. He wears silk shoes under his feet, a tortoise shell on his head, a flowing silk waistband, and a bright moon in his earlobes. His fingers are like peeling onion roots, his mouth is like holding vermillion pills, and he is making delicate steps, which is unparalleled in the world.

13. If she doesn’t even have the characteristics, just tell her that you can jump into the river.

14. The traffic accident just now was all because of you!

15. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is diamond, a smart woman is treasure, and a lovely woman is famous painting. According to I have verified that you are the greatest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

16. The tenderness, beauty and charm make me unforgettable for a long time.

17. Your eyes are so sultry that I can’t help but kiss her. Don’t move, you will make me fall deeper and deeper.

18. I am extremely grateful for your painstaking teachings and will keep them in my heart! I have traversed every corner of my heart and penetrated every inch of my soul, full of respect for you.

19. When I have the opportunity, I must ask you for more advice. Every word you say will be of infinite benefit to me throughout my life. In my impression, you are a dynamic and charming person.

20. When the wind dried your hair, I was simply obsessed: in the sparkling soft hair on the shawl, in the faint eyebrows on the temples, in the clear blue eyes... You are so beautiful and lovely! Three humorous sentences to praise girls with high emotional intelligence

1. If I could use one word to describe my feelings for you, I think it would be sincerity.

2. The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

3. You are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I am not a poet. Otherwise, I would write ten thousand poems to describe your beauty.

4. Although you are delicate and soft-spoken, you are very powerful. This is a true spiritual beauty!

5. From your I see your nobility in your words and your elegance in your demeanor.

6. There must be no moon today, because the moon’s light has covered you.

7. When the wind dried your hair, I was simply obsessed: in the sparkling soft hair on the shawl, in the faint eyebrows on the temples, in the clear water in the eyes... You are so beautiful and lovely!

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9. If you don’t even have any characteristics, just tell her that you can jump into the river.

10. The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

11. You may not have a cluster of cherry lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your conversation should be elegant, refined and witty.

12. You are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is filled with a smile as beautiful as spring. In your big and bright eyes, I can always capture your tranquility, your enthusiasm, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.

13. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beauties with the fragrance of flowers, and I have a lovely girl with eyes like apricots, no worse than him, haha.

14.? Please stop dressing up and give other women some confidence.

15.? Long hair like a waterfall, elegant dress, standard oval face , smart almond eyes,

16.?You are so good, I feel so stressed when I am with you!

17.?I think the most beautiful woman in the world It’s Venus, and then you!

18. If a girl is neither beautiful nor temperamental, just praise her: You look very cute.

19.? Look at you, please don’t look at beautiful women anymore. Please don’t appear on the street too often. Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase!

20.? The embroidered clothes shine in late spring, and the golden peacocks and silver unicorns frown. Funny words to praise people for their beauty and sentences to praise women for their beauty

Funny words to praise people for their beauty and art

1. I can see your nobility from your words and your demeanor. Your comeliness.

2. The traffic accident just now was all because of you!

3. You’d better go faster when you walk through the intersection, otherwise you will definitely be stuck in traffic!

4. With waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes,

5. With that steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be cautious.

6. Actually, I first met you in photos. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, I can't forget for a long time.

7. Can you please not appear on the street too often? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase.

8. You walked into the living room from outside the house with a string of laughter, wearing a red sweatshirt casually, so beautiful and colorful, so passionate,

9 . Your graceful grace, charming appearance, charming and decent manners, and elegant and generous conversation made me admire you from the very beginning.

10. You are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I am not a poet. Otherwise, I would write ten thousand poems to describe your beauty.

The latest funny words to compliment people on their beauty

1) Angels registered the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for reading. After reading them, God commanded: Give them to the kindest, most capable and smartest , send a text message to the most beautiful woman! Let her be young, happy, and beautiful forever!

2) You are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and spring is rippling on your beautiful and elegant face. Such a beautiful smile. In your big and bright eyes, I can always capture your tranquility, your enthusiasm, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.

3) In the crowd, I spotted you at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the most outstanding among them. That long and healthy figure, elegant and charming demeanor, especially that shiny black hair, have an indescribable charm.

4) The eyebrows are as dark as distant mountains, and the lips are as red as if they were painted with sand.

5) The texture is fine and the bones are even. The embroidered clothes shine in the late spring, and the golden peacocks and silver unicorns frown.

6) A peerless beauty. Stunning beauty. A stunning beauty. Shining like spring flowers.

7) Stunningly beautiful. Gorgeous for a moment. Gorgeous and beautiful. Fragrant and eye-catching.

8) The fragrance is lingering in the sleeves, and the red lotus owl is in the autumn smoke.

9) If a girl imitates her beauty, she will feel happy.

10) The flowing tiles of Osmanthus flowers and the scattered clouds make Geng Geng Su'e want to come down.

11) I have asked about Sainan, but the geese are flying every year.

12) Lotus Fairy. Bright and dignified. Bright and enchanting. Serve with hibiscus.

13) Looks like a fairy. So beautiful. Rich peach and plum. Overwhelming the country and the city.

14) You are so beautiful, as beautiful as a lyric poem. Your whole body is filled with the innocence of a girl and the charm of youth. What impressed me the most was your eyes as clear as lake water and your long, twinkling eyelashes. It's like inquiry, like concern, like greeting.

15) You are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is filled with a smile as beautiful as spring. In your big and bright eyes, I can always capture your tranquility, your enthusiasm, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.

16) The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

17) You'd better walk faster when you walk across the intersection, otherwise you will be stuck in traffic!

18) If I can use one word to describe my feelings for you, I I think that is sincerity.

19) I will always ask you for advice when I have the opportunity. Every word you say will be of endless use to me. In my impression, you are a dynamic and charming person.

20) When the wind dried your hair, I was simply obsessed: in the sparkling soft hair on the shawl, in the faint eyebrows on the temples, in the clear blue eyes, you turned out to be a fairy. So beautiful and lovely!

21) You may not have looming dimples, but your smile must be as shy as the moon closes and the flowers fade away, and the fish sinks and the geese fall.

22) You may not have watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should also be passionate and captivating.

23) You may not have a cluster of cherry lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your conversation should be elegant, refined and witty.

24) You are the most beautiful in my heart.

25) You are the most capable person among my friends

26) You are particularly considerate of others, which is very rare.

27) Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, which is full of gold. Diamonds and famous paintings!

28) The reason why a woman is beautiful is because she is in a good mood; the reason why she is chic is because she is confident; the reason why she is temperamental is because she has excellent self-cultivation; the reason why she is telling you , because you have it all. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

29) A beautiful woman is a diamond, a good woman is a treasure house.

30) Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; without love, there will be no happiness; without women, there will be no love; without mothers, there will be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women’s Day!

31) The world becomes extraordinarily beautiful because of the birth of women! It’s just a small greeting, but it has a deep sincerity!

32) Attractive The strength of women does not depend solely on their beauty, but on their beauty, including style, manners, speech, behavior and knowledge

33) I don’t know how to express that you remain the strongest in my heart The deepest impression. Is it your plump and slender figure? Fair skin? Deep black eyes? Small and red lips? But there is also an indescribable and unfathomable richness that is inciting my heart.

34) You walked into the living room from outside the house with a string of laughter. Your graceful grace, charming and pretty appearance, charming and decent manners, elegant and generous conversation, relaxed and casual dress Wearing a red sweatshirt, so beautiful and colorful, so passionate, yet so calm and simple, an indescribable feeling of admiration suddenly arose in my heart.

35) You are like a soft cloud floating in front of my eyes, and your beautiful and elegant face is filled with a smile as beautiful as spring. In your big and bright eyes, I can always capture your tranquility, your enthusiasm, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.

36) In fact, the first time I met you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, I can't forget for a long time.

37) With your waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, and your steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be wary of you.

38) From a distance, I look at your back. Your black hair tied back with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from the mountain stream on a quiet moonlit night. .

39) You came bounding in, wearing a red denim coat and a tight belt. You looked so light and strong, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

40) The way you smile is the most touching. Your two thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.

Say something about someone’s beauty

1. You make my life full of love, love and tears.

2. I am so proud that I can’t help but smile like a flower, so bright and beautiful that it cannot be replaced.

3. She is about seventeen or eighteen years old, with an oval face and very beautiful appearance.

4. I was under so much pressure when I was with you! Who made you so good?

5. That gentleness, that beauty, that charm, make you so beautiful. I can't forget it for a long time.

6. His red face was shining like a ripe apple in September.

7. You'd better go faster when you walk through the intersection, otherwise you will be stuck in traffic!

8. I saw the girl's slender hands and jade-like skin, reflecting the green Waves are like transparency.

9. Her pair of black and bright eyes were spinning, looking very smart and sensible.

10. Her big eyes sparkled with intelligence, like two bright stars.

11. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.

12. Are you lonely sometimes? You are the only such outstanding person in the world!

13. Only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can Comparable to your Bingqing.

14. When she is in the sunshine or in the breeze, she closes her eyes and feels a sense of life.

15. How could she be so young and have such a charming face?

16. Only the lotus can compare with your holiness, and only the moon can compare with your ice purity.

17. Long waterfall-like hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, and smart almond eyes.

18. I can see your nobility from your words and your elegance from your demeanor.

19. Smell the flowers in the spring air, look at the willow branches in the spring breeze, your soul is so brilliant and rippling.

20. You may not have looming dimples, but your smile must be as shy as the moon closes and the flowers fade away, and the fish sinks and the geese fall. A collection of fifty-one domineering and humorous sentences about drinking from a bowl

A collection of domineering and humorous sentences about drinking from a bowl

1. One drink for you, one for me, and after drinking, let’s dance together .

2. The sound comes from the thousand-year-old crane on the pillow, and the shadow falls from the Wulaofeng in the cup.

3. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they are sober.

4. People can't drink when they are walking in the world. When they see injustice on the road, they will roar. If you don't drink, who will drink? .

6. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

7. Wine gives people courage, and wine makes people passionate.

8. Standing on both legs, drinking does not count.

9. Brothers don’t drink and have no feelings at all.

10. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

11. It’s so good to drink. I feel like I want to blow bubbles at you.

12. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

13. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

14. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

15. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing.

16. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

17. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk. Part 2 of domineering and humorous sentences about drinking from a bowl

18. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can drink and drink with each other and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

19. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

20. People are drifting in the world, how can they not get high?

21. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

22. What I have is just a waste of wine. It’s better to get drunk during the long night.

23. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

24. The hangover medicine my wife bought on the wedding day can only be kept for my son to use in eighteen years.

25. If the first person you think of when you are drunk will be the person you love the most.

26. Raise your neck and take a sip to look at your silly drinking buddy.

27. When the wine entered the throat, there was a cracking sound, like a desperate singing.

28. Thousands of mangroves and clouds on the mountains, the wine is smoked by the sun.

29. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

30. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

31. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s too early for promotion.

32. Red wine, white wine, wine, our friendship will last forever.

33. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Don’t drink in the future.

34. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different! Part 3 of domineering and humorous sentences about drinking from a bowl

35. Don’t talk nonsense after drinking! Don’t cry or make trouble! Don’t think the universe is yours! Make random calls, don’t send random WeChat messages! Can do the above! You drink hammer wine! Waste of money!

36. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.

37. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

38. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

39. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

40. One drink costs nine taels, focus on training.

41. It wasn’t until I vomited one day and my friend brought mineral water to rinse my mouth that I realized that I had been drinking plain water.

42. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

43. When you are drunk, you will be fine if you vomit. When you are hurt, you will be fine if you cry. That's all nonsense.

44. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk. .

45. Lift your butt and drink again.

46. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

47. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

48. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

49. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.

50. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

51. It is rare in life that you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!