People from Guangxi were asked about their daily funny jokes, and one of the answers was that they brought guns to class (^_^)

1. A couple quarreled. . .

Female: "Why didn't you reply to me when you saw the text message? Are you treating me as a P when I speak?"

Male: "No"

Female: " Tell me, are you wrong?"

Male: "I'm wrong."

Female: "What's wrong with you?"

Male: "What's wrong with me?" You shouldn’t treat your mouth like your butt.”

2. My boyfriend has a problem with his feet. The doctor said that if he doesn’t pay attention to exercise now, he may become lame in the future.

I was afraid that he would be sad, so I said: "I will be your wheelchair from now on!"

He became anxious: "Nima, I am lame and you still use my wheelchair! ”

Me. . .

3. Female: "Honey, to be honest, what do you think I look like?"

Male: "To be honest, I look...a bit patriarchal. ! ”