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There are two mental patients who escaped from the hospital.

They ran and climbed a tree.

One of them jumped from the tree and rolled and rolled.

Then he looked up and said to the man above, Hey … Why don't you come down …?

The man above answered him: No ... OK ... Ah. ...

I'm not familiar with it ...

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No matter what the other person says, you always answer "you have vegetables between your teeth."

If the other person says: nonsense, I didn't eat food today.

You said in surprise: that was yesterday!

etc

If the other person tells you "you have vegetables between your teeth", the answer is: "Do you want to eat? I can dig it up. "

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Anyway, I smiled. ...

Just saw a cold one. Share it. ...

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When a boy had sex with a girl, the girl received an offer from Duke University. At the boarding gate of the airport, the girl anxiously looked at the figure of the lady here. But when the familiar body really appeared in front of her, the girl did not dare to look at the attachment in each other's eyes.

"If you let me stay, I will give up studying abroad." The girl secretly made up her mind. I saw that the boy took out a beautifully packaged gift box with a mechanical watch that stopped the needle. The boy gently put the watch on the girl's wrist, wound it up, loosened it, and the stopped watch hand began to circle again.

"Yes, everyone will have a new beginning. Why stick to this moment?" The girl thought about it, shook her hand and walked quickly into the boarding passage. There was no hesitation in her heart, only a glimpse of the sobbing back touched a chord slightly.

Sixty years later, the girl's temples were stained with snow. She was packing at her home in Boston and preparing to move. The American wife outside is coaxing her grandchildren into the car. Suddenly, the mechanical watch at the bottom of the box suddenly appeared in front of her, and the memory suddenly returned to the airport 60 years ago. "Girl" sighed for a while, wiped the surface, wound the watch, let go, and the stopped hands began to circle again. ...

My wife shouted many times outside and didn't hear the response from the "girl". On entering the room, she was holding an old-fashioned tearful eye.

-What does that mean? . . . What the boy wants to express is that the watch is gone. . .

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Rukawa Kaede from northern Hunan enjoys a very good reputation in Kanagawa, partly because he plays basketball well and partly because he is really cool. This gentleman treats everyone equally. Don't say it's rare to send away a smile. You can even use two words when you speak, and you should never use three words.

One day, the new teacher made a mistake in English class and asked Liu Chuan to stand up and read a text. Liuchuan looked at the text, afraid that there were not a few hundred words. How does this make him shake his head? "No."

The young teacher remembered the educational psychology he had studied and kindly encouraged him: "Never mind, read boldly."

Liuchuan was impatient, and to tell the truth, "it's too long."

The teacher was caught off guard and froze on the spot. He wanted to attack, but he was afraid of losing his manners. He said patiently, "Then you can read a paragraph and let the students behind you read the rest."

Liu Chuan picked up the book and read, "Lesson Two." After reading it, he nodded to the teacher and sat down.

The little girl who worshipped blindly in the classroom fell down. How can this be a cool word?

In the long run, boys can't help complaining. This Rukawa Kaede is pretending to be cool without restraint, which makes the little girls in the middle school of Kanagawa, an off-campus school, nervous and distracted, and regard other boys as nothing. In the long run, how can there be a way for everyone?

Xiandao in Lingnan is another handsome boy in Kanagawa, but it has adopted a completely opposite style to Liuchuan. It is kind, cheerful and helpful, and people around it are like spring breeze.

One day I was hanging out with my classmates after school and heard my brothers complaining about Liuchuan. After listening carefully, Xiandao found that in Liuchuan's many acts of vomiting blood, the most hateful thing is this style of cherishing words like gold.

Xiandao was very disapproving: "What's the matter? He just happened to miss the opportunity to talk more. " As soon as his voice fell, the good-hearted people made a bet to see if Xiandao could make Sichuan very talkative. It's humiliating. The probability of winning the fairy road is 1 ratio 10. Xiandao smiled: "It turns out that everyone has so little confidence in me."

A few weak-willed guys, under Dawson's soft pressure, almost put their money on Dawson's winning side, but at the thought of Liu Chuan's deadpan face, they hesitated and lost to Dawson. Sendao left on the left.

After school, Liu Chuan came to play ball in Xiandao as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one." Xiandao said kindly, "That's what I thought." Then I pulled Liuchuan to play billiards all night and won Liuchuan out of the water.

The next day after school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one, basketball."

Xiandao said very kindly, "That's what I thought." Then I dragged Liu Chuan to play a computer basketball game all night, and Liu Chuan won.

On the third day of school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one, basketball, on the court." Xiandao smiled and said very kindly, "That's what I thought."

Then La Liuchuan went to Aichi Middle School in Aichi Prefecture to borrow a basketball court to play. As a result, it was a long distance by bus, and it was completely dark in Aichi County, so he had to take the last bus back. But fortunately, the scenery along the way was not bad, and Liuchuan slept soundly.

On the fourth day after school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said coldly, "One-on-one, basketball, on the court, in the small park next to your home." Xiandao was very happy: "You want to go with me."

Then I rode Liuchuan's bike together. On the way, I went to the supermarket (to buy lunch), the seaside (to have lunch) and Lingnan (Xiandao later remembered that I had left something at school). When Liu Chuan rode with Sendao, Liu Chuan was too tired to walk, and Sendao won Liu Chuan again.

On the fifth day, ...

On the sixth day, ...

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On this day, after school, Liu Chuan came to Xiandao to play ball as usual and said, "Xiandao, let's play basketball. On my way here today, I saw a very nice small stadium, and there were few people. Only four or five people are playing ball. I asked them, and they can't call until 6 o'clock at most, so we can connect them. They said that the stadium was brightly lit at night, so it was no problem to hit 10. Can you go now? Have you brought everything you want to take home? Have you finished all the homework to hand in tomorrow? Think about it carefully, don't think that you have done it now, and then remember that you didn't do it later. Now that I think about it, it is not too late to borrow homework from my classmates. When you go home, you will think about it again. Where to find your classmates? They also went home. What do you want to eat tonight? I don't want to eat anything too spicy or salty today. It's better not to be too sweet. I can't go to the seaside tonight. I listened to the weather forecast, and the wind was seven ..., ..., ... "

Explanation-People are forced out, and Rukawa Kaede can be the Tang Priest.