What are some jokes about homophones?

1. After the college entrance examination this year, I knew I didn't do well in the exam, so I told my father truthfully that I didn't dream about the exam results. The father said helplessly, "If you don't, just repeat it." At this time, the grandfather sitting on the side said angrily: "If you don't take the exam, you won't take the exam. What poison should I take? " Not interested! "

If a doctor is sent, the dog will bark at the door and the owner will stop drinking water. The doctor praised him for his understanding. The Lord said: "Although it is an animal, it will still rely on (medical) people."

3. A foreign girl married to China. At breakfast, she was pointed out that she could not eat fried dough sticks: "You dip them in." She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!" Confused, she said, "Let me eat standing up. I stood up. Where should I stand? "

4. Once upon a time, there was a man named A Shuang! One day he died! At the funeral, everyone in the family cried, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. All the people are confused and don't know what they are enjoying. They came forward and asked, what are you enjoying? The family replied, oh, great, great.

5, the township head: the village head spoke, because of homophonic, the village head said: "Rabbit, shrimp, don't flesh melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. This is a meeting. The host said, "Sausages and melons for pickles." (At this time, the township head said, "Rabbits and shrimps, all the dogs ate today, and everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all eat big bowls.