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Aite's own self-deprecating sentence, talk about word control, talk about Aite's own personality.
1. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.
2. Kindness is useless, because only when you are beautiful first can others see your kindness.
3. God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.
4. Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.
5. after ten years of continuous efforts and struggles, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.
6. Just because there are many people flirting with you doesn't mean you are excellent, but they think you are easy to get stung.
7. For people who can't control their mouths and are too lazy to die, it's already a weight loss if they don't continue to gain weight.
8. You only see them spending money like water, but you can't see them making money behind their backs.
9. What a person shows off only shows that he really has this thing.
1. Many times people are nice to you, not because they like you, but because they like being nice to others.
11. After working hard for so long, anyone with a little talent should show some signs of success.
12. In the past, letters were slow, and cars and horses were far away. I could only love one person in my life, but I could take many concubines.
13. Lazy people are comfortably down and out all their lives, diligent people are tired and sick, and all the money they have earned is sick, and then they cry bitterly all their lives.
14. My most precious possession in this world is your heart.
15. As long as you insist on self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude and endure loneliness every day, the final victory will definitely belong to those who play well in the examination room.
16. There is an unspoken rule in the company, that is, no matter how talented, dedicated and sincere you are, you are not as good as a sweet-talking waste who does nothing every day.
17. You see others playing, but when you can't see them, they are also playing.
18. You see that others have unlimited scenery on the surface, but you don't know that they are also smooth and smooth in the back.
19. My present situation: I am too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be a lover, too hungry to know what to eat, and just too sleepy to sleep.
2. The long road is rough, so why pretend? You are the one who holds the knife and you are the one who cries for pain.
? 21. A good man has to go through eighty-one difficult to become a Buddha, but a bad man only needs to put down his butcher's knife.
22. I don't want to fall in love, I just want to get rich.
23. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.
24. I was born a baby. I don't accept any criticism. If you criticize me, I will scold you.
25. I hope that in the second half of my life, I will just enjoy myself and be breathtaking.
26. The limitation of poor birth is not just a platform problem. Being born in a bad family means that your parents are not doing well either. Maybe the word "no" is written in your genes.
27. Any beauty you are praised for has traces of ps.
28. Those elites who are envied by everyone are actually not as good as you think, but they are definitely much better than you. Aite's own domineering talk about super drag
1. Don't be crazy with me, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future.
2. My heart is not a 24-hour restaurant, so I can't welcome you at any time.
3. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself. May you be your own sun, without relying on anyone's light.
4. people who are not good at talking are not sweet, and they have no money.
5. you don't cherish me now, but you can't afford me in the future.
6. The world won't care about your self-esteem, people will only look at your achievements. Don't overemphasize self-esteem until you have achieved something.
7. If you want to be with someone, you should listen to your inner voice, not others' pointing fingers.
8. Can you give me a hug without saying anything when I am sad?
9. People always say that you have changed, but no one asks what you have experienced.
1. some things are not worth forgiving in the first place, and it has nothing to do with size.
11. Don't act like you don't want me. When have I ever wanted you?
12. Don't compromise yourself and help others. If you do too many stupid things, you are not worthy of sympathy.
13. The wrong person is the wrong person, and you will never become the right person just because you can endure it or endure more time.
14. If you break my vows, it won't count, and I will abandon you and never see you again.
15. Don't be a victim and tell others about your misfortune. Say only three words to everyone, and don't throw them all at all of my heart.
16. Some things seem indifferent to me, but my heart hurts terribly.
17. Don't always compromise yourself by accommodating others. There are few people in this world who are worth bending over. Bending for a long time will only make people get used to your low profile, and yours is not important.
18. there is no pursuit for no reason, and there is no reason to leave. You are always full of excuses, so one day when I leave, I have my reasons.
19. The speed of success must exceed the speed of parents getting old.
2. whoever you forgive unprincipled will hurt you without a bottom line.
21. Being drunk is never a sin of alcohol, but a high degree of emotion.
22. Kindness and love are free, but they are not cheap. Your kindness needs a little edge.
23. Love, even if it is a narrow escape, makes people turn their backs.
24. Please don't ask me what's wrong. I'm fine, but I suddenly feel less safe.
25. Be kind when you should be kind, don't be patient when you should scold, and be polite all the time. That's a bad guy.
26. You have traveled all your life. At best, you can only meet three people. One wants you to live, the other wants you to die, and the other doesn't care if you live or die.
27. My world doesn't need too many people to understand, so it's good for you to understand!
28. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals; No crisis is the biggest crisis, and satisfying the status quo is the biggest trap.
29. If you want to stay, cherish it until you grow old; If you want to slip away, never look back!
3. Some feelings have been entangled for a long time, and later you can't tell whether you want to love or win.
31. When you step into the society, it's time to stop your temper. Don't tell others everything. What you say is from the heart, and what they hear is a joke.
32. If a person is kind to you, you will squander it, and if a person is bad to you, you will cherish it.
33. Thank you your for being sarcastic and letting me know the cruelty of reality.
34. Excuse me, Miss, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.
35. Women are used to coax, not to scold, and women are used to hug, not to fight. Qq Aite people talk about 221
1. The past is an experience, the present is an attempt, and the future is an expectation. Trying with experience will meet your expectations.
2. Affection is not a debt owed, but it doesn't mean that it can be repaid.
3. Know how to listen to other people's advice and distinguish other people's compliments.
4. My wish is just to sit on your bike and cross the road with you, which is full of buttonwood trees.
5. Winners often succeed by sticking to the last five minutes.
6. You always think that my heart is a stone, so you are not afraid that I will hurt if you poke it hard.
7. To turn my life to the last page, I want to see who is the one who will grow old with me.
8. I love you all the time, but you are in my heart.
9. Welcome every dawn and dusk with a vibrant heart.
1. People who really like you are not difficult to please. They are not willing to be angry with you for long.
11. I also want to dance with you when I am old, take a walk in the moonlight and read story books with my children and grandchildren.
12. As soon as I see you and a girl getting a little closer, I can't help talking in a strange way.
13. For me, everything is meaningless except you.
14. You are already in my heart, so I don't need to ask who I remember.
15. If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.
16. Thanks for my persistence, I have you now.
17. Love is a choice. Don't choose the most expensive, but choose what you want most.
18. If I love you good night, then I am too loving.
19. Love is like a stone. It is easy to trip and get hurt.
2. I don't want to have too many emotions. Just smile with your friends. Have a good rest if you feel tired. Why bother suffering yourself.
21. I kept my grievances and sadness to myself, but you said I didn't love you.
22. It is said that the reason why the earth is round is to let the lost or lost people meet again.
23. How coincidentally, the person you like just likes you.
24. Love is like a mirror. If you don't take it well, it will break.
25. If I can't see anything, will you stay with me?
26. I can wait for you for a long time. I'm not afraid. I'm afraid I can't wait for you in the end.
27, the whole youth is lonely, I only want one you.
28. The bedtime reading every day is all the chat records with you.
29. Looking at life with a magnifying glass, life is a tragedy; Looking at life through a telescope, life is a comedy.
3. If I wanted to walk, you took my hand.
31. Now I understand that the so-called love you once told me was just an expression.
32. There are absolutely not so many impossibilities, only whether you want them or not.
33. Just me who nobody can understand, and you who are in love.
34. The transit of the road witnessed the sad feelings of who and who.
35. No matter how close we are, please leave me some space. Don't drive me to escape, okay?
36. The people and things we experience along the way, whether good or bad, are the experience and wealth of our lives.
37. Give me that faint lamp in your hand, and give me you who are neglected.
38. Whenever you are unhappy, just remember that I love you.
39. We are all crazy people who are cornered by love.
4. No matter how painful your heart is, if you firmly believe in it, your dream will always come true.
41, love, affection, and, not, oxygen, gas, no, yes, only, want, use, force, breathe, suck, just, get, get.
42. I am like a fish, looking at the twisted world through the swaying water waves.
43. Let my memories related to youth and warmth be your shadow.
44. You can have nothing, but you can never be worthless.
45. I am a fish, waiting for the river to meet me.
46. If you don't like me, don't be nice to me, lest I fall in love with you and don't want it.
47. I will always love, even if it is not warm in spring.
48. I can always make do with you, whether I am immersed in it or out of courtesy.
49. No matter what you do, you must have the principle of being a man.
5. Important people can feel their emotions through the screen.
51. You played this love scene really, but I think it's a farce.
52, my world, because of you, even the roadside scenery is very beautiful.
53. Two people who are together and separated will really cherish it again.
54. There is always a person who says that you don't love him, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts severely.
55. I have been in love for a few months, but I want to spend my whole life. If I make a friend and treat you a little better, I want to spend my whole life. You are always like this, and you always give everything.
56. Love is love, like is like, like can never replace love, and love can never replace like.
57. I haven't found anyone I like more, so it's hard for me to like you again.
58. If the sky can lend me a pair of wings, I will always guard you.
59. I'll be right in front of you when you need me.
6. There is no need for too many reasons. I just want you to know that I love you. Talking about Aite's own birthday in 221 is simple
1. Having a healthy body will make your life more energetic; Having a clear head will make your life more rational; Having a group of friends will make your life happier; Having a love will make your life more harmonious. I wish myself a happy birthday
2. I don't know when I began to be sensitive to my birthday, and I don't know when I began to be afraid of my birthday, because I know it was not my birthday, but my youth!
3. Wish me a happy birthday, cherish time and create value for mankind in the future, but also feel sorry for myself, not too tired, and care about filial piety to my parents.
I felt so happy to celebrate my birthday before I was 4.2 years old, because I was one year older. Now I feel so sad about my birthday, and I feel one year older. Happy birthday to me ~
5. Happy birthday. May you have high heels and running shoes, and drink tea and wine. May you have brave friends and awesome opponents. May you have deep feelings for the past, but never look back. May you be particularly beautiful, calm, brave and gentle.
6. Being one year older, you should have matured a lot. You can't waste any more time being gentle and not handsome. I wish you happiness forever and find happiness. Happy birthday to me!
7. The rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself, live like the original, and have a happy birthday.
8. I'm one year older. I hope I can become more mature and happier. It would be better if I could lose weight and become more beautiful! Ha ha! In fact, life is your own, happiness and happiness depend on yourself!
9. I wanted to be silent, but you all remember that it is enough to have your friends who have been consistent all these years, always young and always in tears.
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