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How to become cheerful and humorous
2. Tell jokes properly,
3. Pay attention to the guiding ideology,
4. Be tolerant and tolerant.
7. Remember to abuse.
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1. exaggeration,
Generally, we often use big words and small words, read small words harmoniously, and make reasonable imagination and plausible logical reasoning according to the existing conditions, thus distorting the results and producing humorous effects!
-1. Mr. Lu Xun once made a joke about women's high heels. He said that some women are already thinking of other tricks, propping up their heels with black pillars and telling them to leave the earth. He went on to conclude that "the future can be predicted from the past, so after four dynasties (if there are any dynasties), the toes of women all over the country will be in a straight line with their feet, which is 80% sure." . .
-2. A chubby China actress once said to herself, "I dare not go back to the border in a white swimsuit, otherwise the US Air Force flying over will be very nervous and think they have discovered Cuba.
-3. Someone wrote in the canteen guest book that mixing cucumbers is different from cold rice noodles! !
2. Puns
When speaking, it is a way to deliberately make certain words have double meanings in a specific environment. Pun refers to the use of homonyms and synonyms of words to play their double meanings in a specific language environment.
Words and expressions subtly convey the hidden information at the bottom of words. Puns can be divided into homophonic puns and implied puns. If used properly in oral expression, it can convey a sense of humor in a whole day's conversation.
A: Lao Liu has applied for housing four times. Why can't he solve it?
B: The director said that he never asked for a "gift" every time.
What can we do?
B: The director is a improviser.
-University canteen message: Can leeches be fried?
3. Metaphor
Metaphor is a rhetorical method to illustrate abstract, abstruse and unfamiliar things by comparing familiar things with concrete, simple and familiar things. In oral expression, the use of appropriate metaphors can make the speech vivid and humorous.
Too many people say that the biggest weakness of TV is that there are too many advertisements, which makes the program heartache.
4. Misinterpretation method
Ingeniously put irrelevant things into the original narrative, so as to draw new knowledge, experience and conclusions, resulting in humor!
Teacher Ji Yong: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it again? "
Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."
5. Analogy:
Life is harmonious and unified, but there will be strong disharmony between content and form, desire and result, theory and practice, so there will be disharmony contrast, which will inevitably produce humor and laughter.
Analogy is based on the fact that two things are the same in some attributes, and one of them has other attributes, thus inferring that the other thing may also have the same other attributes, thus inferring that the other thing can reverse adversity and win easily without losing its sense of humor. .
6 personification method
-not much to say, I learned it in primary school. Here is an example.
A man went to visit his friend. When he entered his friend's house, a big dog suddenly appeared and barked at him. He stopped in fear, and his friend heard the news and saw him.
Don't be afraid, as the saying goes, barking dogs don't bite. Don't you know this sentence?
He immediately replied, I know this proverb, and so do you, but does the dog know it? !
7. Use the topic skillfully
Not much to say, look at the example.
"I don't know whether I will be a painter or a poet in the future."
"A painter, of course."
"Why, you have read my words."
"No, but I have read your poems!"
8. Conversion method:
Transformation is to break the consistency of welcome in a specific language and transfer and use words in different contexts, which leads to serious disharmony in the language and produces a humorous sense of humor.
Handsome enough to disturb the party.
Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome. These funny ids are all in various ways. ..
9. nonsense
Go to see a movie in Stephen Chow! !
A Chinese Odyssey (five-star recommendation index)
East entry and west exit (recommended index of 5 stars)
10. The most powerful trick of self-mockery
First of all, open-minded and joking.
At a dance, a person was short.
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