Who can tell me some jokes in Northeast dialect?

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

⊥ Mi Yong asked inexplicably, "Why are your legs exposed?" \*

The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip his son! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. "

On the third day, the rabbit came to ask the ant: Is that ya still alive? The ant said helplessly: I carried it back, damn it, my waist was bent and I fell too hard!

When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripping over elephants were malicious injuries and imprisoned for 6 months.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? "

Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus 4 months ~ ~ ~"

So the ant appealed to the High Court: We are equal to elephants, how can we "discriminate"? Please ask the high court to make a clear judgment, return our innocence and sue the judge for framing.

A few days later, Xiang Fa suddenly died, and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died. The mother ant cried and said, I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child and it will ~ ~ ~ ~

The mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, **int! The death of an elephant is really unfair ~ ~

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?"

The elephant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise. I'll wait for the son of the ant turtle, so that I can mix him up and avenge my brother. "

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside. After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: TMD wants to provoke Lao Zi, but fortunately I found out early and broke my foot!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, the blood loss is even more, even 80L is not enough. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.