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Looking for auspicious words for the Year of the Ox
Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox: The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox report the gospel. Spring in the Year of the Ox is diligent, spring comes early, grass is fat, and spring in the Year of the Ox is sincere, willing to do human things. The hamster is willing to bow down for the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox, and the hamster is willing to stand up and destroy the official. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are called morning glory, the spring festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are called morning glory, the grass is green, and the Spring Festival couplets celebrate the new Spring Festival and sing. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are yellow, and the green fields in Niu Geng are roaring. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are an auspicious year for magpies in Cao Fang, Niu Geng. In the Spring Festival of the Year of the Ox, cows open in Kaifeng, and Beijing Yan dances on a sunny day. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are full. Warm wind of Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox. Morning glory is good news. Cuckoo urges Spring Festival couplets for the Year of the Ox. Spring Festival couplets are warblers on the dance floor. Ma * * * Spring Festival couplets Peach blossoms in the Year of the Ox have no intention of following the spring water. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are full of affection. Cuckoo sings in the Year of the Ox. Morning glory is in full bloom. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are selfless and dedicated to satisfy hunger. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are cultivated. The Spring Festival couplets of the Year of the Ox came to the world. Xiyingmen is very lively Spring Festival couplets return to the earth in the Year of the Ox. Cattle jump. Liu Cui Spring Festival couplets Li Qianqing Cattle Cultivated Land Wanshan Jinniu Spring Festival couplets that year in Dianduotong Ma is now in the Spring Festival couplets of the Year of the Iron Ox in Ding Nian, and in the ugly year of the Spring Festival couplets in Niu Ben, Hongmei Aoxue Qianmen foreshadowed the Spring Festival couplets of the Year of the Ox, where wild oxen ate grass and built a nest, and the oxen licked calves, Yan Ziying built a nest on the Spring Festival couplets of the Year of the Ox, and cows drew pictures in the yellow land. Cocoons are blooming all over the mountain, and there is a song floating on the back of the green cow. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are sung by people urging Ma Gao to sing on the loess slope. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox have a bumper harvest. On the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox, magpies were given the title of happiness. A gentleman can't bear to hear the sound. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox can be dyed and painted. Cao De is very sad. Bring it on and whip the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox. Old ox wanders in Chunxiang Road, horseshoes dream of drunkenness, hometown Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox, Niu Ben, Ma Yue, thousands of miles of phoenix dancing on dragonflies, nine-year Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox, bullwhip as a pen, filling in new sentences, singing songs to report the gospel, Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox, Niu Geng, Bi Ye, Qianqi, Xiuren, Youling, Pepsi, Hengniu Spring Festival couplets, Niu Geng, Woye, Qianqi, Green Magpie, red. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are full of enthusiasm. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are dedicated to people. The characters in the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are very romantic. They are loyal to the party cows. They plowed diligently in the Year of the Ox. There is no ugliness in the landscape. They encourage everyone to work in the Year of the Ox. Spring Festival couplets are everywhere in China. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are amazing. The Year of the Ox ushered in an earth-shattering poem. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox have gone to pay New Year greetings to the Ox. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox have gone to smell the tiger. Guo Fu, Yin Min hopes that the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox will go to Niu Lessing to treat the dragon and tiger, and the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox will be very lively. The willow flute will float on the back of the cow. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox will be full of infinite Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox. Iron cows are dragged out of the mountains and dug cocoons everywhere. The Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox serve the people. Cows have a strong desire to serve the country. Tian is not allowed to ride horses in the Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox. I want to hear that Lao Tzu is going to ride Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox again. After writing Spring Festival couplets, scalpers are welcome to buy Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox. Spring Festival couplets in the Year of the Ox are often sung by magpies and in small yards. Spring Festival couplets are celebrated in the Year of the Ox, in the Year of the Ox and in Cao De. The jade mouse returned to the palace with good news. Taurus rushes to the spring tide in the year of ox. The poem about cattle in the Spring Festival couplets: ninety-nine plus nineteen, plowing cattle can replace seven people crossing the river. There are countless cows, and their heads are as high as the shore. A man riding an ox is as steady as a boat, and ten miles back to the palace. Countless cattle and sheep have a flute, a wind and a straw rope, all in firewood. No one can ask if it is gold-Li Bai's famous saying about cows in Drunk Songs: I look down on a thousand fingers and bow my head as a willing cow. -Lu Xun I am like a cow, eating grass and squeezing milk and blood. The old cow also knows that the sunset is late, so she doesn't have to whip herself. Cow joke: "Steak and cow" Little Charlie and the boy John next door are bragging together. Charlie said, "My uncle invented a machine. As long as the cows come in from this end, the steak can be sent out from that end. Great! " John said, "My cousin also invented a machine. As long as the steak is sent in from this end, the cow can come out from that end. Better than your uncle! " "John," said Charlie, "let your cousin sell the machine to my uncle." "Why?" John asked. "My uncle can stop raising cattle in the future." Charlie said. Borrowing Niu Yi, a man took a letter and went to a rich man's house to borrow cattle. The rich man was talking to his guest, so he picked up the letter and read it. He couldn't read, but he was afraid that others would know that he couldn't read, so he pretended to open the letter and said to the messenger, "I see, I'll go by myself later." A group of animals were shipwrecked and drifted in a small boat. The food was running out, so they decided to throw some companions down through games. The rule is to tell jokes in turn. If someone's joke can't make all the animals laugh, it's in trouble. Cattle first. The cow's joke was so wonderful that almost all the animals laughed, but the pig didn't. So the cow was thrown into the sea. Then it's the sheep's turn. Sheep's jokes suck. No one can laugh. But the pig smiled "What are you laughing at?" The animals asked in surprise. "Sorry, I remembered the joke of Niu." The pig answered slowly. The first motto of cattle: desire, know what grass you really want to eat. The second law: The core is to know which kind of grass is most important to you. The third law: profound, it is better to eat ten clumps of rotten grass than one clump of beautiful grass. The fourth law: concentration, when you are eating grass, you are just eating grass, and you can become a cow god. The fifth law: strategy, if we can't jump over a deep puddle, we will bypass it. Sixth Law: Decide, if the hyena annoys you, try to kill it, and don't wait for confidence. The seventh law: self-discipline, don't eat your stomach because of self-indulgence. The eighth law: tolerance, occasional mistakes by yourself or others, gentle criticism and gentle encouragement. Ninth Law: Honesty, be honest with yourself and others. If you like a beautiful cow, tell her I love you. Tenth Law: Flexibility. To live a better life, we must keep learning, adapting and growing. Blessed are the pious cows, and peace will belong to you; Blessed are the kind cows, and the light of happiness will shine on you; Blessed are the industrious cows, and the joy of harvest lies in you. Sit when you should, and sleep when you should. There is something wrong with love and words in my heart. The camera moves, not reluctantly, not shrinking, pretending to be a cow, confident that your cow is naturally useful, and eating pork chops after eating rice porridge. -Tauren
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