A ridiculous thing

It's ridiculous. I can't stop laughing when I think about it. However, this ridiculous thing made me suffer.

after school that afternoon, I bounced home. As soon as I saw no one at home, I felt the key around my neck to open the door. Huh? I didn't touch it. Oh! Probably in the trouser pocket! I went into my trouser pocket again, but after a long time, there was not even a shadow. Is it in my schoolbag? My hand reached into my schoolbag, but there was no clue. I'm in a hurry. If I can't get in, how can I write my homework?

I thought about it. By the way, did I drop it while playing at the school gate with my classmates? I was so surprised that I started to run quickly to school.

when I arrived at the school gate, I stared wide-eyed and started looking for my key before I could catch my breath. I looked everywhere, but I still couldn't find my key.

I couldn't find the key, so I was annoyed and touched my neck in frustration. Suddenly, I touched a rope. Hey, what is this? I touched back again and found something hard. Isn't this my key? Haha, the key was always around my neck, but I left it behind.

alas! Although I will laugh when I think about it now, this incident has made me understand a truth: carelessness will eventually make me suffer. A funny thing 2

When I was a child, I was very innocent and lovely, so I also made a lot of jokes.

When I was more than two years old, every time I saw my brother doing his homework, I was very envious. I thought, When can I go to primary school, so I can do my homework? So, I often stand next to my brother and watch how he does his homework.

once, my brother came back from school and did his homework for a while, so he went to the small garden to play badminton with his uncle. When I saw the opportunity, I was so happy that I thought: Now I can help my brother with his homework! I climbed into the chair and lay prone on the table, looking at the topics carefully, but I couldn't understand them at all. No way, I had to draw. I drew smiling faces, crying faces and flowers and plants in my brother's exercise book with my pen. It was beautiful! When I finished painting, I happily said to my mother, "I helped my brother with his homework. What will my brother do when he comes back?"

After a while, my brother came back, and when he saw his homework like that, he glared at me angrily, shook his head helplessly and sat down.

Now, when I think about all this carefully, two red clouds will appear on my face and a little smile will appear in my heart ... A ridiculous thing. 3

Today, my mother made meatballs to eat.

I do it with my mother. I pinched a lot of meat and tofu in it. Mother put the meatballs in the pan and fried them golden yellow, which made my mouth water thousands of feet.

it's fried, and my mother walked away. I read a book for a while, but I still can't put meatballs in my heart. I came to the kitchen and the meatballs were on the gas stove. I looked east and west, and when I saw no one, I crept closer, pulled out a pair of chopsticks, picked up a meatball and stuffed it in my mouth. Ah! Bite open the golden meatballs, and the tender meat will be revealed. What a fragrance!

I went back to my study, thinking about the delicious meatballs, and my mouth watered involuntarily. Oh, I can't help it, I want to eat another one!

I ran back to the kitchen, picked up a meatball with chopsticks and stuffed it into my mouth.

It's time for dinner. I grabbed a meatball and put it in my mouth as soon as it came up. "Well, it's not as delicious as it was just now." "What just now?" Mother questioned my words. "Yes," I found that I let slip, and there was no need to lie. "It was fried and put on the gas stove." "jump", the water my mother just drank was sprayed out, and she said with a smile, "that's raw pork!" "Uh-oh-"I giggled. "No wonder I feel a few meatballs missing when I burn them."

I touched my belly and said, "Little belly, today is the first time you have eaten raw pork!" " Our family laughed into a ball.

hehe, it's funny to think of it now. A funny thing 4

Day after day, year after year, many funny things happened in it, many of which I have forgotten, but one makes me laugh when I think about it.

It was a Sunday night. My parents and I played a game called "Dress in the dark". The rules of the game are: first, let a person smoke four pieces of paper, cover his eyes with an eye patch, and climb to the bed to find these items. We asked dad to draw four notes first. As soon as he took it out, I snatched the note from his hand and turned it out. My mother and I immediately burst out laughing. It turned out that my father had drawn a black bag, a sock, a corsage and a lady's backpack. Then we blindfolded dad and asked him to find these things. In a short time, dad found all these items. It's time to dress up. Guess what we dress up dad as? Of course it's a big robber! A black bag was buckled on Dad's head, socks were put on his hands, corsage was caught on the bag, and a lady's backpack was hung on his shoulder. The grandmother on the side was shocked and said, "Ah, ah! Big robber! " Dad looked at himself and almost fainted.

this is really a ridiculous thing! Playing games is really interesting! A ridiculous thing 5

There are countless ridiculous things that happened to me, and one of them will make me laugh when I think about it now.

It was when I was seven years old. I was reading with relish in my study, but a cry disturbed me, "Ah! There is no monosodium glutamate! Tian Zhuoran, go and buy monosodium glutamate! " I left home with the ten yuan my mother gave me. Along the way, I wondered: on such a hot day, my mother asked me to buy a "scarf". I really don't know what she thought. Besides, how can I buy it for this ten yuan? I don't think I can even buy shoelaces. I went door-to-door to find many shops, and finally found a shop that sold ten yuan a scarf and bought a scarf. On the way home, I was secretly proud, and my mother would certainly give me a good compliment. When I got home, my mother hurried to meet me: "Did you buy monosodium glutamate?" "I bought it." When I handed "monosodium glutamate" to my mother, her apple face immediately turned into a bitter gourd face and shouted, "I told you to buy monosodium glutamate, not a scarf!" After listening to my mother's words, I suddenly realized that I had found several stores to buy scarves, and now I have to be scolded for buying scarves. Alas, it's not the worst, only worse!

Well, it really makes people laugh when they think of "monosodium glutamate" as a "scarf". A funny thing 6

When I was young, many funny things happened to me. But there is one thing that I can't help laughing when I think about it.

One summer night, it was a little hot, and my father asked me to give him a fan. I fanned for a while and then I heard snoring. At this moment, it suddenly occurred to me: What if I put a flower cat makeup on my father? Will it become as cute as a flower cat?

So I ran to the room to get a black fountain pen and drew three hairs on my father's left face. At this moment, my father suddenly turned over and gave me a fright. I carefully drew three hairs on my father's right face and a round circle on my nose. I studied it carefully and thought it was ridiculous. But I dare not laugh out loud, for fear of waking my father.

after a while, dad woke up and said he was going to buy food. I was secretly surprised: oh, no, my father will definitely be laughed at by others if he wants to buy food. He will definitely criticize me later, so I'd better tell him. However, I was just about to tell him, but he had already gone out.

Not long after my father came back, he asked me inexplicably, "Son, it's so strange today. People in the street are pointing at my father and laughing. What's the matter?" As soon as I heard this from my father, I couldn't help laughing at him and saying, "Dad, your face is so funny." Say that finish, I ran away.

Although it's been several years, our whole family will burst into laughter when we think about it. A ridiculous thing 7

There are many interesting things about me, and one of them still haunts me. When I was in kindergarten, the teacher was talking about the class, and I looked around, getting less and less energetic. A "bad" idea flashed through my mind: draw the shirts of my classmates in the front row as blank paper. So I took out the watercolor pen and drew a red sun on the "drawing paper".

As a result, after class, that classmate knew my "masterpiece", flew into a rage and came to settle accounts with me with a straight face. I became a "defendant" for the first time, and the "judge" teacher also scolded me. All of a sudden, tears rolled down like a waterfall. When the students saw it, they came to comfort me one after another: "It doesn't matter, you are carefree!" It' s okay to sleep with a high head! " After school, I went home with my mother, who was busy with her work. As for me, I brought my parents' heads and cushions on the sofa, and folded them one by one into a "arhat" to lie on, trying to forget my sadness. After a while, I fell asleep. "Now! Dinner! Wake up! " In my sleep, I vaguely heard my mother's cry. I opened my eyes, but I still remembered painting, so I told my mother what happened in the morning in detail and asked, "My pillow is so high, what is there to worry about?" "Ha ha! ..... "

Mom laughed, took out a dictionary of idioms, and told me the meaning, and I nodded incredulously. It's been more than two years since this happened. Now it's ridiculous and naive to think about it. A ridiculous thing 8

There are so many ridiculous things in my childhood that they have happened around us! I was chased by chickens, and I would laugh my head off if I mentioned it.

When I first arrived in my hometown, I saw the lovely chicken baby walking leisurely, and mother hen was sleeping soundly. I couldn't help but act "wicked". Come on, baby, let me sleep on the roof, but it still didn't listen. It screamed and woke up mother hen. mother hen was worried, as if to say; "Baby, where are you?" Suddenly, it saw the child on the roof, and I wasn't on the roof. mother hen thought it was me, so he screamed. I thought it was going to do something when I came down. Wow! The chicken jumped on me at once, which was not good. I had to run away. It chased me wherever I ran. When I saw the sheepfold, I didn't care so much. I suddenly jumped in and didn't give up until I reached the Yellow River. This sentence is really appropriate for mother hen.

When mother hen saw that there was no way to get in, he gave up his only hope.

as soon as I saw the opportunity, I ran into the house at the speed of .1 second. My parents laughed when they saw me, and my grandfather giggled. I grabbed my grandfather's clothes like I was asking for help, he said. "See for yourself" Haha, haha, ouch! I have a stomachache, and it turns out that the beads of sheep stool are lying on my head.

although it's been a long time, I can't help laughing at the thought of it. A ridiculous thing 9

My father is a worker who makes rockets. I remember when I was six years old, my father came back from a celebration party one night and drank a lot of wine. After drinking, he fell asleep in bed. I looked at my sleeping father and suddenly "jumped" into my mind a crooked idea: tie a sheephorn braid for my father.

to start, I took a flower rubber band and a comb from my mother's dresser, and learned how my mother tied it for me. First, I parted my father's hair. But it's easier said than done. Dad's hair has three characteristics: dense, short and hard, which is not easy to comb, and my strength is small. So I can only mess up Dad's hair and tie it with a flower band.

just after I tied it, the phone rang again. it was from dad's workshop. I quickly woke my father, who jumped out of bed and took me to the workshop. Along the way, dad's braids went up and down, which was very fun. When we arrived at the workshop, everyone burst out laughing when they saw dad, but dad looked at us inexplicably. Naughty, I climbed on my father's back and played with braids. My father didn't know until he touched it. Suddenly, my father's face rose as red as Guan Gong's.

after listening to this interesting story, you must not believe that the naughty girl in the past has become a clever girl now, right? Shh, keep a secret for me! A funny thing 1

After I came home from school one day, I finished my homework early and sat idly by the TV watching animation programs. At this time, my father saw that I had nothing to do, so he said to me, "I'm going out to buy something, so you can help me wash the vegetables. How about that?" Although I didn't want to, I agreed. After my father left, I went to wash the vegetables immediately. I felt my hands were sore and thought: Is there any convenient way to make washing vegetables more labor-saving?

I thought and thought. Suddenly, I saw the washing machine beside me washing clothes. I thought to myself, since the washing machine can wash clothes, it can also wash vegetables. Anyway, it's all washing. So I immediately fished out the clothes in the washing machine, put the vegetables and lettuce in the washing machine, and then watched TV. After a while, I only heard the sound of "cut, cut". I felt that the sound seemed wrong. I immediately ran over and turned on the washing machine. I was shocked. What should I do? Dad will be back soon, and I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks. The vegetables have become small pieces, and the lettuce is shattered.

Just then, my father came back, saw my flustered expression, and asked me what happened. I bowed my head and told my father what happened in detail. When my father heard this, he burst out laughing, and I looked up and smiled happily. This told us to be honest in everything, and not to be opportunistic or clever. A ridiculous thing 11

Before, there were many ridiculous things that happened to me, such as watering flowers with hot water and growing sugar. Today, I'm going to talk about the most ridiculous thing I ever did. -water the flowers with hot water.

once, I saw my mother watering the flowers. I thought: it's too hard for my mother to take care of us and do housework. Let me help my mother with the flower watering! I thought again: people will feel very comfortable after drinking hot water. Then I will water the flowers with hot water, and the flowers will be very comfortable, too.

I took a cup and put it under the tap. I turned on the hot water switch and filled it with hot water. Carefully carrying water to the balcony, I poured hot water into the flowerpot. I also quietly said to the flowers: it's cold, drinking more hot water is good for your health, and you will grow up quickly. Say that finish, I am happy to go.

the next morning, I went to the balcony to see flowers. However, I feel something unusual about the flowers. It is not as energetic as before, the flowers have bowed their heads and the leaves have bent down. Just when I was puzzled, my mother came over. She asked me: What's wrong with this potted flower? I said: I don't know, I even poured hot water on it yesterday!

how can it be like this today? When my mother heard this, she understood at once. He laughed and said to me: Never water the flowers with hot water, so they will be drowned by you, just like we must not take a bath with boiling water. After listening to my mother's words, I bowed my head in embarrassment.

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