What do you mean by playing tricks on people again?

Question 1: Just kidding 1, congratulations! Your wife just gave birth to a big fat boy in the hospital. You've been out for more than two years, and you don't go home to have a look.

One day, I went on an adventure with you and met a troll. He smells you first, then smells me, and then chooses to eat me. I felt unfair, so I asked him why, and he said it was * * *!

3. A man was drunk and went home by bus. The driver is a lady. The man took off his clothes when he got on the bus. The female driver questioned his behavior, but he was frightened: "What are you doing in my house? I have a wife! "

4. A man said sadly to his drinking buddy, "I didn't expect my wife to cheat on me. She told me that she was with her sister last night, but in fact, I was with her sister last night! "

5. Daughter: "Someone introduced me to an object. His father is the director, his uncle works in the foreign trade department, and his uncle works as a manager in Hong Kong! " Mother: "The conditions are really good, so who are you going to marry?"

6. A plane flew over a mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver burst out laughing, and the stewardess asked curiously, "Why are you laughing so happily?" Driver: "If they know I ran away, they will be mad!" " "

7. Boss: "Why are you late today? Shop assistant: "Because you announced yesterday that you can only read newspapers at home. 」

8. Mother and daughter visit their daughter's boyfriend's art exhibition. Mother found one of the nude portraits of her daughter, so she asked, "You didn't paint him nude, did you?" "Oh, no," the daughter replied. "He drew it from memory."

9. A farmer in a county who feeds pig swill every day was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association for cruelty to animals. Later, the farmer changed to feed the pigs with Saussurea involucrata, and was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association for wasting food. One day, the leader visited again and asked the farmers what to feed the pigs. The farmer said, "I don't know what to feed." Now I give it 100 yuan every day and let it go out to eat by itself. "

Question 2: Who will play tricks on people with face? What is this? _? One day, the little white rabbit MM went out to play and got lost when she came home. When she came to a fork in the road, a little gray rabbit happened to come over. The white rabbit sister asked, "Brother Grey Rabbit, my sister is lost.". Can you tell me how to get there? " Seeing that the white rabbit's sister was single, the grey rabbit said maliciously, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Of course you want to know. Come on. " Grey rabbit said, "You want to know, just make me happy!" " "So the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy. After that, the gray rabbit pointed to the left and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a fork in the road. what can I do? Here comes another little black rabbit. So the white rabbit sister asked, "Brother Black Rabbit, my sister is lost. Can you tell me how to get there? "When the black rabbit saw that the white rabbit's sister was single, she said maliciously," Do you want to know? " The white rabbit said, "Of course you want to know. Let's go. " The black rabbit said, "If you want to know, let me be happy!"! "So the white rabbit made the black rabbit happy. After that, the gray rabbit pointed to the left and the white rabbit walked forward. The white rabbit went home. Soon after, she gave birth to a litter of rabbits. Can you guess what color the rabbit is? That's right. My treat.

Some people guess it's white, you say it's wrong, some people guess it's black, you say it's wrong, guess again,

Guess it's gray, but you are wrong. I guess it is variegated, but you are wrong. .........

Someone asked: What color do you think it is?

You say, want to know?

He said, I want to know

You said: If you want to know, it will make me happy.

Question 3: If you don't have sex, why bother playing tricks on people? What does sex mean? There are two states: cloud and rain. (2) refers to the love between men and women. Just put this in the sentence and you will understand ~ If it doesn't produce love, why should (fate or God) play such a joke on people?

Satisfied, please adopt.

Question 4: What does it mean that a person who has been teased maliciously will do evil in return? A person who is teased maliciously will do evil in return.

Similarly, when you bring joy to others, you will also get joy; Bring blessings to others, and you will get blessings from others; If you often praise others.

Question 5: God, you are really good at playing tricks on people and making me feel torn to pieces. What's the point of a boy saying this? Twelfth grade respects orthodox schools.

"Again, you must be Bodhi! As you said, it's a classic, including four sentences. When you know that here, all the world, heaven and man, and Asura should be supported, such as stupa temple.

Besides, some people can read as much as possible. Sublime! Knowing is the best way for people to achieve their goals. If it is a classic, it is a Buddha, if it is a respect.

Heavy disciple. "

Question 6: Why did you say that you were confident to introduce it to others at first, and then there was no news? Is this not a prank or something? Don't care too much.

Question 7: How can I annoy a person on purpose? I hate a person very much and want to find a chance to bully her. What's the trick to playing tricks on people? If no one bothers you, you will regret it.

Question 8: Do men like to play tricks on their girlfriends with their feelings? Every time I joke about my girlfriend, I just need tears to stay. Then I said it was a joke. You have been here for a while, but I will miss you all my life. Don't think that he will not leave you because he loves you. Under your repeated injuries, he will leave because you don't know how to cherish and don't deserve his love. Only by knowing how to cherish can you know how to love.

Question 9: Why does a boy always tease me, but I am not willing to coax another man like me? Maybe he doesn't like you, just for fun. I've done this before.

Question 10: If a boy always bullies you, plays tricks on you, then gets your attention and apologizes after bullying, what's the matter with liking you?