Local tyrants funny self-introduction script

Scene: A luxurious office.

Local tyrant: (holding a handful of money) Hello, I'm a local tyrant!

(Audience laughs)

Local tyrant: Don't laugh, don't laugh, I'm really proud! Look at this office, isn't it luxurious? This is not rented, I bought it myself! (proudly showing the money in his hand)

Audience: (continuing to laugh)

Local tyrant: OK, stop laughing. I came here today to find a lucky audience and help him realize his dream. My condition is simple, as long as you can tell me a joke that makes you laugh my head off, I will support you.

Audience A: (Raise your hand) I have a joke. Why do pigs like mud?

Local tyrant: Why?

Audience A: Because the mud said I was a pig!

(The audience laughs, and the local tyrants barely wipe the mud off their faces. )

Local tyrant: Well, I admit that this joke made me laugh. But I hope you can tell me some more elegant jokes next time. Now, I want to help Audience A realize his dream. Come on, tell everyone your dream.

Audience A: Actually, I've always wanted to be a comedian.

Local tyrant: OK, I will sponsor you to go to Hollywood for professional training. I hope you can be the next Stephen Chow!

(The applause thundered, and the local tyrant smiled proudly. )

Local tyrant: OK, now everyone can go. I will continue to enjoy my luxurious life here. By the way, close the door when you go out and don't disturb my peace.

The audience is gone, and the local tyrant enjoys the office alone.

The end of the play.