Complete works of sexual humor jokes

A complete collection of sexual humor jokes 1:

Wife: Honey, if you can reduce 10 kg, I will dance for you.

Husband: I'd like to see if you can lose 5 kilograms.

In order to persuade my girlfriend not to spend money in high-end hotels, my boyfriend inspired me to say: Do you know that all millionaires break their money in half and start from scratch? ?

My girlfriend nodded again and again and said, yes, how can I start from scratch without spending this money?

The fiancee waited under the tree for 30 minutes before the fiance arrived. She asked unhappily:? Besides the alarm clock, elevator failure, tunnel traffic jam and other reasons, can you name any new reasons for being late?

The fiance thought about it and said, you are too early. ?

My husband told me about his experience of marrying me. Wind, come on; Rain, come on; Let the storm come more violently! And my wife came. ?

A man walked into a bar, asked the bartender for a glass of wine, and then asked for another one. After several drinks in a row, the bartender began to worry about the guest and asked him, what's the matter?

The man explained:? I quarreled with my wife, and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month! ?

The bartender thought about it and said, it's a good thing she won't talk to you! ?

The man replied:? Yes! Unfortunately, today is the last night! ?

6. male:? I want to watch the moon and count the stars with you. ?

Woman:? With your IQ, we can only watch the stars and count the moon together. ?

Sexual humor jokes 2:

1, buy you a pencil case ~ ~! Go pretend to be b ~ ~

I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

3. A woman gives birth to a child (to use an idiom).

You put bricks on the toilet, you lift yourself too high.

5, to be specific, people say that you are immature; Be careful, people say you are an animal. Fortunately, I am neither. I'm crazy.

6. There is no electricity, which is really convenient. You can pee anywhere!

7. I won't tell if I kill you.

8. Boys' love is like a piece of pie, piece by piece; Girls' love is like wind chimes, which come and go.

9. Only fool middle-aged people (idiom).

10, ask what the world is like. Tell people to wear clothes and pants by the month.

1 1. What is love? Love is not lust, caution or diamond ring.

12, I am a software engineer by day and a hardware engineer by night ~ ~

13, the painting that was wrong at the first stroke had to be scribbled all the way.

14, I live like a jack-o'-lantern, always trying to illuminate others!

15, I came to this world and never thought about going back alive!

16, people can't look alike, and the chest circumference can't be measured by hand.

17, life is very chaotic; Feelings, very empty and looking forward to; Money is rarely in short supply; The stock market is very green and painful; Rumors, very accurate and timely; Someone, stupid and naive!