Ask for a joke with the wrong name

How about two words? I know a two-word one. On the first day of school, the teacher called the roll and suddenly a strange name appeared, but the teacher read it aloud: "wooden stick!" " Who is the wooden stick? I saw a child say, "Teacher, my name is Lin Kun." . "The whole class laughed. Since then, in order to avoid this situation, children have written their names vertically. Once a new teacher came. When the teacher handed out the papers, he read: "Lin Ribi! Lin Ribi came up to get the paper! " The child was speechless and silently said, "Damn it."