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In a class, the female teacher who was giving a physiology class had just finished her lecture and asked: "Students, if anyone still doesn't understand something, you can ask the teacher for help."

At this time, a classmate raised his hand. Asked the teacher: "Teacher, during "exercise", is it more comfortable for men? Or for women?" The teacher told him for a long time. But he still didn't understand. The teacher gave him a metaphor. He said: "Then if you pick your nose with your hands, will your nose feel better? Or will your hands feel better?" He thought about it. Um. It’s a refreshing nose! Just sat down.

The teacher asked, are there any students who don’t understand anything? You can raise your hands and ask the teacher. Then the classmate raised his hand again. Asked the teacher: "Teacher, why can't women "exercise" when they are menstruating?" The teacher gave him another metaphor. Said: "When your nose bleeds, do you still use your hands to pick your nose?" The student thought, well, that's right!

After a while, he raised his hand again and asked the teacher one last question, teacher. "Since women are more comfortable than men, why do women resist when men rape women?" The teacher got angry, slammed the table and said, "When you were walking on the road, someone else came over. Pick your nose. Are you willing?