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Goodbye, Mr. Loser, 74 classic sentences

First, all sizes are home.

Second, this dream is done, cool!

Three, don't look back, I'm not leaving.

Fourth, burn, my youth.

Five, I don't smoke, where can I buy cigarettes!

6. In my dream, I can still let you bully me!

Seven. Why? Get out of here Are you lost?

Ma Dongmei: Pretending to be innocent is tiring.

Nine times, just once. I will accompany you forever.

Ten, it seems that whose head is good.

Don't look back, I didn't leave, I won't leave.

What are you looking for, brother? Dad, can you help me find it?

Thirteen, a person goes to the party, and the students all wear chicken feathers.

Fourteen, just a red light, give me whole blood.

Fifteen, even if we are hopeless, you forced us!

Take the teacher's words for granted. How did you do that?

Seventeen, wife, no, do you know what a Ferrari is?

At eighteen, you lie at home all day, and your limbs are almost degraded.

Nineteen, I will be by your side, by your side, and never look back.

Twenty, some people lack iron, some people lack calcium, and I lack face.

It is not easy to have someone who loves you. How can you bear to break her heart?

Twenty-two, one second blushes and argues, and the next second turns around and can make up.

Twenty-three, you, you are different from others, don't focus on your studies.

Da Chun, I've given you everything. Can you give me back Dong Mei?

Teacher: How did you do it? You take what the teacher said as fart.

The fragrance of fennel can remind you of my goodness when you are tired.

Don't threaten the teacher with self-harm, you are giving up on yourself.

Da Chun: Ah, teacher, do you think my sneakers look good?

I have to thank my daughter-in-law for shaping me into a textbook idiot.

I will give you everything, will you give me back Dong Mei?

Pedicure: Well, shall I give you a full set of eye exercises?

32. Put fennel on your face and hope to think of my goodness when you are tired.

33. You think that you don't choose anything, and what you want doesn't match what you get.

Look at the way Ma Dongmei walks. Do you want to ride a pig? Riding a pig and a javelin.

Thirty-five, when I am bored in the future, in retrospect, the taste will remind people of its beauty.

Thirty-six, Charlotte: Without money, you can still make money. When people leave, there is nothing.

Da Chun, I will give you everything I have. Will you give me back Dong Mei?

She is a recognized beauty in our school, and I am a recognized joke in our school.

39. Yuan Hua: Don't worry, before you destroy a person, he must swell up first!

Forty years old, I don't know why, I always feel that I have lived in his shadow for so many years.

Forty-one, Da Chun: Let's run if we hit someone's car, or they will ask us for compensation in the future.

Forty-two, if those stories repeat themselves, maybe now is the moment you can't let go.

Forty-three, I also grew up without a father. My father's name is Ma Dong, so when I was born, I was called Ma Dongmei.

Forty-four, I'm going to his mother's grave with Charlotte. You said all the beautiful things were rushed together.

Charlotte's mother: Charlotte is a poor child. Charlotte was unknown when her father was born.

Forty-six, the young couple have been together for a long time, so don't spend what little money they have on quarreling.

Forty-seven, you said that the smell of fennel can make me think more about your goodness when I am tired of you in the future.

Forty-eight. Actually, I admire you. It doesn't matter if a person is old and ugly. What matters is talent.

Charlotte: Da Chun, I am so jealous of you. Da Chun: Huh? Charlotte: I can live like * *.

Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better than Qiu Ya. Charlotte: When were you blind?

Teacher: Da Chun, what are you doing! Da Chun: Me! Yeah! Don't! Know! I want it! Fuck! What!

52, what time is it? I was hungry before serving. It's a good thing I'm wearing a belt, haha.

53. Qiu Ya: Do you know what it means to learn from others? Ma Dongmei: Who is Dong Shi? Why does he often pee?

54. Groom: Qiu Ya is a good boy. I found true love. I have no regrets about divorcing her.

55. Once you drink too much, you will throw up on the barbecue. Now I look at that pizza and I feel sick!

Teacher: Yuan Hua, what's the matter with you? Yuan Hua: No! Don't! This problem is too difficult for me to work out! Can't do it!

57. Aunt, actually, I can understand you very well. My father's name is Ma Dong. My father died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

58. Da Chun, can you wear long pants in your autumn clothes in the future? No, my mother said that the belly button should not catch cold, and it is easy to have diarrhea, hahaha!

Fifty-nine, I'm so bored that I suddenly become a fool who can only cry, and I don't look like a good student union cadre.

Sixty, Miss Wang: Just yesterday, I won the first prize in the district composition competition, and the title of the composition was "My father of the district head".

Charlotte: Sunflowers have a good meaning. It symbolizes always facing the sun, sunshine and romance! Ma Dongmei: No, mainly for food.

Sixty-two, students turn to page one hundred and forty-two. The third question is required. I didn't take the exam two years ago. I will definitely take the exam this year. Fifteen points are all here. I love memorizing.

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei always eats melon seeds in class, which affects my grades. Teacher: Will your grades be affected? Is there any room for your grades to drop?

64. If you change my lyrics casually, you will gild the lily, and you will see one, two, three and four stars connected in a line. Do you think you are a greedy snake? I think you are angry.

Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want?

Sixty-six, Charlotte, where have you been all these years? You don't come to the party every year. It's really hard for you to tell us all that even if we can't help you, can we still be happy?

Miss Wang: What are you wearing? You are so sloppy! Where is your school uniform? Charlotte: Who wears a school uniform at a wedding? Miss Wang: Who will attend the wedding? Your mother is married again, isn't she?

Teacher Wang: Read, let's listen to how the second-ranked fool in our class is being mean! Da Chun: Hehehe. Miss Wang: How dare you laugh? Are you proud of being the first?

Charlotte: "I once had a dream that we were married. The first time you cooked, you made me fennel noodles. You said that the smell of fennel would make me think more about your goodness when I am tired of you in the future.

Charlotte: I've been fooling around, but I didn't expect God to give me another chance to be born again. So, I want to thank God, thank you. Principal: You should thank the school, the teachers and the floor of your class is not high.

Seventy-one, Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and can't wait on you until he dies. Find another one while you are young. Charlotte's mother: Don't worry, Zhang Yang is a trustworthy person. Zhang Yang: Raul, let's discuss each other later. I call you brother and you call me dad.

Charlotte: Grandpa, the Ma Dongmei family lives in Room 322 upstairs, right? Grandpa: Ma Dong what? Charlotte: Ma Dongmei. Grandpa: What winter plum? Charlotte: Ma Dongmei. Grandpa: What kind of plum is it? Charlotte: OK, Grandpa, please calm down first. Grandpa: OK.

Seventy-three, laughing in sunny days and making noise in free air, you know, the only thing I want. The world is too small, I will take you to the ends of the earth, no longer find a corner without troubles, and grow old slowly in a carefree time. Do you know my heart beats with you?

Seventy-four, just once, I will accompany you to see eternity, laugh on a sunny day and make trouble in the free air. You know, I just want it. The world is still small, I will take you to the ends of the earth, no longer bother to look for it in the corner, and grow old slowly in carefree time. Do you know my heart beats with you?