Classic brain teasers and answers

Brainstorming can not only add fun to life, but also be good for the brain. Why not? Here are the classic brain teasers and answers I collected for you. Welcome to read!

The first part 1, eating in an upscale restaurant, I asked the waiter:? Is it fast to serve here? The waiter said, of course, we are all invited by chef XX here. ? What kind of chef is it?

2、? If one day someone suddenly leaves and dies, who will definitely look for ta all over the world?

3. Why do men always curse women when they marry them?

I went to eat hot pot with my girlfriend. I pointed to the iron pot and said, look, this hot pot is just like the two of us. She said: You mean I'm as hot as a spicy pot and you're as cold as a clear soup pot? I said: no, I mean I'm hot, and you're XXXX! Guess a dirty word!

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Answer:

1, Emergency Chef (Senior Chef)

2, black and white impermanence

Haven't you heard that there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds?

4, spicy next door (Mahler Gobi)

Part II 1. Besides Chinese and English, what other foreign languages can China people basically speak?

My mother-in-law is a snob. The first time I went to his house with my girlfriend, her mother asked, what do you do? How's the family? I was just about to answer, but my girlfriend said that he was an only child and his family was well-off. His family has dozens of cars, all imported, and dozens of houses, all villas. Not to mention how much money his family earns a year, it is no problem to get in and out of tens of millions when the days are bad! Her mother's eyes are straight, and I'm scratching my head. Damn it, I can't stand your praise! What exactly does my family do?

3. Why do Russian men call them whatever they want, but women don't?

At the dinner table of the party, a steamed chicken was just served. Everyone divides three times five by two, leaving only the head and tail of the chicken on the plate. One of them said, what should this dish be called now?

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Answer:

1, Arabic (1, 2, 3 ...)

2. Open a sacrifice shop

3. Because women (female drivers) are terrible.

4. Should I scream? Losing your virginity? .

The third part 1, who is the most fashionable, steamed stuffed bun, sushi and fried dough sticks?

I asked when I met my old classmate in the street. What should we do now? He was a little embarrassed and said, it's for that bedroom, a thin thing that couples can use to block when they live. ? Don't get me wrong, tell me what this old classmate does.

Today is Monday, everyone is at work, except salt? Why?

The stewardess walked up to the man who was protesting loudly, and the man shouted: I want to protest to this airline! I sit in the same seat every time I fly. No movies, not even curtains! I can't sleep! ? Instead of appeasing the protesting man, the stewardess asked him to stop! Why?

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Answer:

1, sushi because it has rice (vermicelli).

2, sell curtains!

3. Because salt is salty (idle).

4. Because the person protesting is the captain.

The fourth part 1, there is a kind of horse in the world, which is black and white, not zebra, so what kind of horse is it?

I saw on the news that a man was terminally ill when he was about to get married, and decided to break up with his girlfriend in order not to suffer. My girlfriend not only disagreed, but also married him quickly. Seeing this, I almost moved to tears, but I didn't. Why?

There are two strange villages somewhere. People in Zhangzhuang lie on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, while people in Licun lie on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. On other days, they tell the truth. One day, Wang Congming from other places came here, met two people and asked them questions about the date. Both of them said, "The day before yesterday was the day when I lied." Then the question comes: if the two people asked are from Zhangzhuang and Licun, what day is it today?

4. Which natural number is the richest from 1 to 100?

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Answer:

1, QR code

2, because men's property exceeds 100 million.

3. Monday

4, 94, why not, 94 willful! (Why not? Being rich is willful. )

The strongest joke is a brain teaser 1. What will happen after Miller of the Walking Team dies? Maitreya

2. Why? Up and down? Seven is greater than eight? (It's too much fun ~ ~) Because eight is below seven.

3. Why can't I see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

4. Which song has lyrics? CoCo Lee? The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you ...)

5. Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

6. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

7. Why don't men go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman.

8. Why am I born cold? Because I want to, so I am (I am ~ ~, so I am)

9. What is God's vehicle? Magic (riding) baby

10. What animals can be pasted on the wall? The seal (newspaper) is affixed to the wall.

1 1. What color can best be imitated? Red (mill) imitation

12. Where is the hottest spice girl? Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere.

13. Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.

14. What animal has no sense of direction?

15. What do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)

16. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? Elephant skin, because the eraser (elephant skin is poor)

17. What happens when a wooden fish falls into the sea? Milk fish (wet wood fish)

18. Which artist tells the coldest jokes? Jolin Tsai, because of Jolin (cold weather)

19. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)

20. Between ~ years old, at what age will you go crazy? Years old, due to filial piety (Xiao)

2 1. The sheep calls the eagle and the eagle answers the phone to say hello? Yang follows yin and disobeys (sheep telephone eagle feed)

22. Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

23. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

24. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

25. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

26. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

27. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

28. Why did you paint the knife? #; Will the color of the gun be melancholy? Inviolability (blue)

29. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

30. Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

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