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The origin of the word "object"

The origin of "object"

People are used to calling the free love between young men and women "making love" or "looking for love". How did the word "object" come from? This stems from an interesting myth and legend.

At the beginning of the world, men and women were conjoined and they grew together like jellyfish. At that time, couples in the world were together from birth and would not be separated wherever they went. Who knows that such a happy husband and wife life in the world is envied by a "two-tailed god" in heaven. He thought: I am a god, but my body is male and female, even those mortals are inferior. I must break them up! So he recruited his magic warriors, gathered all the human beings in the world together, cut off the bodies of men and women with knives, and then caused a strong wind, which blew the separated couples all over the world. Gal, men can't find the original wife, women can't see the original husband, all in tears.

When the Queen Mother heard the cries from all over the world, she ordered people to clear the clouds and saw that the "two-tailed god" was doing evil, that is, she ordered heaven to catch him, chop him into ten thousand pieces and throw him into the world. Then, he sent high-level media to help the world find half of itself, still marriage.

After the high media came down to earth, they were busy for mankind all day. He was so tired that he made a mistake. He put half of Li Si on Zhang San and rationed Wang Wu's body to Liu Zhao. This is a mess. Unmatched couples are clamoring for high media gods. The high media god had to separate them again and let them find their lost half. Since then, the world has left a bad habit of divorce and divorce.

After the Queen Mother knew this, she had to send the most capable Moon Fairy to help mankind find a partner. When Moon Fairy asks everyone to find their other half, don't rush to combine. First, look at each other, pair up, reunite if you like, and look for it if you don't. Since then, the custom of taking care of the daughter-in-law has been left behind. Humor and jokes excerpts

The origin of "wife"

The word "wife" originally refers to elderly women. Later, Wang Jinqing said in a poem: "A wife is anxious to persuade her diligence." This "wife" refers to the wife who is in charge of housework. So, I later called my wife "wife".

Appellations such as "wife" and "husband" all contain the desire of "caring for each other and loving each other for a long time".

A wife is also a wife. Why is the wife called "wife"? There is also an interesting story.

Legend has it that a long time ago, there was a famous man named Mai Ai Xin. Seeing that his wife was old and faded, he had the idea of abandoning her and wanting a new wife, so he wrote a copy on his desk:

Lotus defeats the lotus residue, and the fallen leaves belong to the old lotus root;

When his wife saw it, she understood what her husband meant and began to write the second part:

When the grain in Huangdao is ripe, rice is new now.

In this couplet, "He Dao" versus "He Lian" and "Xin Liang" versus "Lao Lian" are not only neat, accurate, vivid, popular and novel, but also "Xin Liang" is homophonic with "bride". Mai Ai can't help but marvel at her new reading method and is deeply impressed by her quick thinking. He finally gave up the idea of abandoning the original match and marrying a new wife. The wife saw that her husband had the intention of repentance, so she wrote:

Husband is fair;

MaiYiXin continue to the second part:

My wife is a woman's heart

Since then, the wife has included the meaning of husband and wife growing old together. Gradually, the wife's nickname-"wife" has been passed down from generation to generation, and it has been called today.

■ Li Ao version of "The Origin of Husband"

In Taiwan Province Province, it is popular for girls to talk about my husband on TV. He is called husband. According to the standards of the Qing dynasty, this word cannot be used. What was the husband like in the Qing Dynasty? The husband of the Qing Dynasty was a prostitute in a brothel. If a prostitute scolds a prostitute, what does it mean to say that you are with her husband tonight? Husband refers to eunuchs, palace eunuchs and eunuchs. He is a man with sexual desire and no performance. He can't have sex, but he has sexual impulses. So what? He is the most skillful, biting your prostitute's meat, which is dead, so when the prostitute curses the prostitute, when the prostitute scolds each other, he says that you will accompany her husband tonight, that is to say, accompany this man with no reproductive skills to torture you. But today that girl publicly said on TV that my husband was very kind to me, and my husband became his husband. This sounds like a joke of the Qing Dynasty. Although the word "husband" appeared in The Journey to the West, the Monkey King was talking about her husband. However, the semantics of this real husband stereotype appeared in brothels in the Qing Dynasty. From a woman, all from a prostitute. Now, her husband comes from the mouth of a good woman, and it is not used to refer to eunuchs, not eunuchs, but husbands.