What does joke spread mean?

At present, SMS has become one of the fastest and most effective ways to spread information. A series of mobile phone "Duan Zi" has aroused thousands of waves among the people, and "Duan Zi Communication" has gradually become a trend and an important means of communication among relatives, friends, colleagues and classmates. According to the reporter of People's Forum magazine, this new communication method is not only welcomed by the general public, but also increasingly recognized by civil servants. Many officials at the same level also like "casual communication".

[Edit this paragraph] Thumb philosophy bears various social conditions.

The marriage of Duanzi mobile phone and Duanzi has undoubtedly become a landscape of China pop culture. The jokes of different natures, types and forms, such as yellow, gray and red, ridicule life, face reality, dispel authority, subvert tradition, entertain you and me in a funny way, stir up China and become a carnival of mass spiritual consumption. Mobile phone jokes, on the one hand, release depressed emotions, promote communication, entertain the public, help ease public grievances and build a harmonious society; On the other hand, it is also a magnifying glass of public opinion, which magnifies the unhealthy phenomenon and social mentality in social transformation, and even the focus, which deserves serious attention and research. The popularity of jokes is a change in lifestyle, which reflects the profound changes in social life and way of thinking. In order to show the different aspects of Duan Zi culture comprehensively and deeply, People's Forum magazine made an in-depth analysis of the current situation of Duan Zi communication, the political psychology contained in Duan Zi culture and the behind-the-scenes chain of Duan Zi communication through questionnaires, unannounced visits by reporters and expert analysis. What needs to be emphasized is that in the face of the mass carnival, we need correct guidance and scientific supervision while acknowledging the differences and inclusiveness. Only in this way can we achieve a win-win situation of entertainment and orientation.

[Edit this paragraph] The public opinion and social thoughts of Duan Zi

In recent years, the spread of Duan Zi is prevalent, and the "Duan Zi Culture" has become a common practice. The first paragraphs are mainly yellow paragraphs (also known as dirty paragraphs). Friends and family gatherings, business meetings, text messages and QQ mailboxes have all become pornographic performance places. Colleagues, fellow villagers, superiors and subordinates, friends and even lovers are all active places in Huang Duan. Officialdom, shopping malls and love scenes are all places where yellow terminals play a role. For dirty jokes, some people occasionally use it to adjust the atmosphere or express some interest; Some people have ulterior motives and harass others with yellow jokes to satisfy some dark psychology; Some people even collect and sort out pornographic jokes, relish them, publicize them loudly, and send them around through the mobile phone network, which not only achieves the purpose of self-venting, but also realizes the willingness to show off their abilities. From the perspective of social psychology and cultural value orientation, the number, influence and audience of gray jokes are no less than those of yellow jokes. Gray jokes can be gray humor, but more is the grassroots' helpless resistance because they are dissatisfied with many unreasonable social conditions. Taking the dark side or unhealthy phenomenon of society as the theme, writing jokes, mocking and attacking, criticizing the current disadvantages and expressing dissatisfaction are the main aspects of gray jokes. It can be said that the multi-faceted social life, the extensiveness and profundity of social problems, the authenticity of people's living conditions and the strong demand for fairness and justice reflected by gray jokes are irreplaceable by any other type of jokes. The red paragraph belongs to the rising star in the paragraph. A short message with ideological content, knowledge, health and progress, short and pithy form and inspiring function is a "red paragraph". If the early appearance of yellow jokes and gray jokes is spontaneous and the result of people's subconscious, then the appearance of red jokes has obvious consciousness characteristics, which is the cultural consciousness of relevant departments and social institutions and some people. Red jokes have obvious pertinence from the beginning-resisting and dispelling the influence of yellow jokes and gray jokes, advocating advanced social thoughts and positive life values. At the beginning of the appearance of red jokes, some people misunderstood it as "red revolutionary jokes" and thought it was a red political movement at the level of network culture. Practice shows that this is not the case. In Guangdong province, where red jokes appeared earlier, organized effectively and achieved remarkable results, the creation and dissemination of red jokes have been recognized by the government, mobile operators and all walks of life. The creation and dissemination of red jokes have attracted the attention of the central government, relevant ministries and commissions and several major operators, with systematic planning, clear goals and full use of mainstream media, so it has developed rapidly, has a wide audience and far-reaching influence.

[Edit this paragraph] Duanzi culture

The spread of Duan Zi and the emergence of Duan Zi culture are the embodiment of multiple values. Today's world is a world of political multipolarization, economic globalization and cultural pluralism. Contemporary China is an era in which multiple ownership, multiple productive forces and multiple values coexist. Acknowledging differences and embracing diversity is an important principle of cultural construction in our time, and it is also a real cultural phenomenon. The appearance of jokes of different nature, types and forms is a cultural reflection of colorful social phenomena. Different people have different values, different cultural tastes and different aesthetic tastes; The advanced nature and popularity of culture have different degrees of acceptance and forms of expression among different people. Therefore, the emergence of Duan Zi culture is a concrete manifestation of the diversification of our social values. The appearance of Duanzi culture is the result of relaxed social environment, generous public mentality and tolerant value orientation. The appearance of yellow jokes, gray jokes, red jokes and other types of jokes certainly reflects different value orientations and social psychology, and there must be differences between advanced and backward, noble and low-level. However, people will not simply put political labels on the types of jokes they disagree with, and government departments will not simply use power and administrative means to suppress them. The appearance and long-term existence of different types of jokes itself shows that our social environment can be tolerant and diverse. It is precisely because of the relaxed environment, generous mentality and tolerant orientation that the almost all-inclusive segment culture has emerged. Of course, this does not mean that everything that exists is reasonable, the yellow paragraphs are reasonable and the gray paragraphs are correct. Building a healthy culture and leading the trend of Duan Zi culture with red Duan Zi will always be the spiritual direction we should adhere to. The appearance of Duan Zi culture is the expression of people's keen interest in cultural creation. In an open and healthy society and in the process of modernization, every citizen has the right and passion to create culture. Although the paragraph is not long, it carries people's expectations and expresses people's ideals, especially the creative talent and literary talent of the author of the paragraph. Regardless of education, occupation and income, you can join in the writing of the paragraph as long as you like, thus becoming a cultural creator who may not know. Showing your talents and ideas will often become the driving force for paragraph writing. Even forwarding other people's jokes actually shows that the sender agrees with the content and becomes the disseminator of the joke culture, thus objectively participating in cultural creation. The emergence of Duanzi culture is the result of insufficient diversity and richness of cultural products. Over the past 30 years of reform and opening up, the rapid enrichment of material products far exceeds that of spiritual products. In a word, compared with the general public's demand for cultural products of spiritual life, our cultural products are not diverse and rich enough to meet the demand. The requirements of cultural consumption, cultural leisure and cultural enjoyment cannot be realized in the existing framework and ready-made products, so we will find another way, and the emergence of Duan Zi culture is very reasonable.

[Edit this paragraph] Proportion and frequency

The proportion of cadres' receiving and dispatching positions is significantly higher than that of other groups, and nearly 40% of cadres choose "50% to 60%". The data shows that among the 300 questionnaires collected for cadres, nearly 40% of the respondents chose "50-60%" (accounting for 38.2%); Choose "30% to 40%" (accounting for 35.6%); Select "one to twenty percent" (accounting for16.4%); Choose "more than 70% to 80%" (accounting for 6.3%); Select less than10% (3.5%). The results of the online survey show that 28.65% of the respondents choose "one to twenty percent"; 18.6% of the respondents chose "30% to 40%"; 15.5% of the respondents chose "50-60%"; 5.8% of the respondents chose "over 70%"; 3 1.45% of the respondents chose "less than 10%". How often do you "date"? The survey results show that 35.4% of the respondents believe that "it is only sent and received during the New Year and holidays". 33.4% of the respondents chose "send and receive weekly", and only 3% of the respondents chose "little or no".

[Edit this paragraph] Popular reasons

Why are cell phone jokes popular? The top three choices are: "the outlet of social dissatisfaction" (37.3%); "The need to communicate feelings" (23.3%); "The result of political openness and freedom of speech" (18.9%).

[Edit this paragraph] The spread trend of jokes

There are three trends in "Duan Zi Communication": the level of participating groups is getting higher and higher; The transceiver frequency is increasing; The content is getting more and more exciting. Many red jokes, yellow jokes and gray jokes are "wonderful", which will stir your nerves and fully display the wisdom and humor of China people. (Note: "Red jokes" generally refer to healthy and uplifting information, such as philosophical proverbs, management proverbs and humorous sketches. ; "Yellow jokes" generally refer to small jokes with erotic meaning; "Gray jokes" generally refer to black humorous jokes, which are used to ridicule and attack the current drawbacks. "Duanzi" refers to those short messages with incisive words and rich meanings, which are funny, ironic or critical of the current shortcomings. At present, there are more and more wonderful "Duan Zi", and "Duan Zi Communication" is becoming more and more popular and has gradually become a trend. [ 1]

[Edit this paragraph] Scholars reflect

"The road is blocked, but the path is clear."

Mark, Deputy Secretary-General of China Economic Reform Institute: The mobile phone jokes are mixed, and it is difficult to judge their positive and negative effects on the whole. Except for the yellow terminal, those that are widely circulated generally reflect the social ecology and public opinion deeply or truly. In some ways, mobile phone jokes are similar to the "gossip" that used to be talked about in the past, but the difference is that jokes are relatively rare in specific news, and most of them are general descriptions of social ecology. This situation is actually related to various restrictions on normal expression in public. The so-called "the road is blocked, the path is smooth" is also true. If "fake weather" is popular in public, mobile phone jokes can often truly reflect people's views. For the supervision of mobile phone jokes, I think the focus is on pornographic jokes, but it is necessary to prevent abuse of power and infringement of civil rights based on subjective likes and dislikes or judgments. As for the so-called red joke, if it is really widely spread (voluntarily rather than manipulated), it must be a good joke, but it should not be manipulated artificially and become a "fake joke". As for the popular jokes in officialdom, the key lies in what content. Of course, the yellow terminal pollutes the political ecology, reflecting the boredom and laziness of officials (not excluding the factors of relieving pressure). If the governance of officialdom is improved, this kind of joke will not be popular.

There are too few ready-made jokes and blessings.

Sun Liqun, a professor at Nankai University: During the Chinese New Year, I will receive many students' blessing messages. I don't usually reply to jokes. I just write some blessing words and send them to them, all of which are expectations and encouragement for them in the new year. I think it's too little to reply directly to ready-made jokes.

I like the look of cell phone jokes very much.

Professor Zhang Zongbin, School of Management and Economics, Shandong Normal University: Cell phone jokes are actually a form of cell phone short messages. I like short messages very much. Because everyone is busy at work now, if colleagues, friends and other groups call rashly, the other party may be busy or inconvenient to answer the phone. At this time, a short message can convey each other's information without disturbing each other's work. Therefore, SMS has always been my main contact method. For mobile phone jokes, I usually forward them to each other. I often receive some popular and philosophical jokes on weekdays, and I really want to share them with people around me. Therefore, I like the look of cell phone jokes very much.

[Edit this paragraph] Reflection on the official group

Treat jokes with a normal mind.

Hong Hao, Organization Department of jiangsu provincial party committee: Duanzi phenomenon is an objective reflection of social reality and cultural thoughts. With the help of modern information tools and means of communication, it is a new thing in the information network society and a modern interpretation of traditional social songs. We should have a normal mind about the phenomenon of paragraphs, and we don't have to regard it as a scourge. It should be regarded as an inevitable requirement and vivid embodiment of social civilization progress and political democratization, giving citizens freedom of speech and expression and space for exchange of ideas. As a party committee and government, we should face up to the phenomenon of jokes, adopt a positive attitude, be good at capturing information from jokes, absorb useful opinions and suggestions, reflect on the gains and losses of governance, advance and retreat moderately, and constantly improve our ruling ability. At the same time, it is necessary to strengthen guidance, convey the voice of the party and the government through paragraphs, balance public opinion, and realize the balance of mobile phone information ecology.

Think of it as a "through train" of human feelings.

Zhang Yongyi, Deputy Secretary-General of Hangzhou CPPCC: We have no reason and no way to refuse the popularity of SMS. Instead of this, it is better to take it as a "through train" of people's feelings, adjust people's psychology, realize the "zero distance" of people's feelings and public opinions, and understand people's feelings, gather people's wisdom, protect people's rights and solve people's worries through it. At the same time, we should make full use of this public media platform to guide public opinion, advocate social civilization, advocate healthy life, cultivate noble interests, and really play a role in spreading knowledge, solving doubts and doubts, and being considerate. Zhang Bin, Research Office of Fangshan District Committee and Government, Beijing: Because I seldom send and receive mobile phone "jokes", my opinion may not be representative. Personally, cell phone jokes only account for a very small part of short message communication with friends. Therefore, it is generally regarded as an ordinary short message, which looks very interesting, smiles and occasionally forwards it to one or two people, and will not be particularly liked or hated. A holiday greeting message may also consist of several sentences, the form and content of which are similar to "Duan Zi". Mainly because it will be sent to many people and the recipients will receive many short messages, so I want to respond to the situation and highlight some characteristics and styles to avoid similarities.

[Edit this paragraph] Group reflection of college students

I would rather receive a few simple blessings.

Huang Jianbo, a graduate student at the School of International Studies, Renmin University of China: I don't like joking. They look elegant and seem to express their "deep friendship", but in fact, this is a sign that everyone is too lazy to edit short messages. I would rather receive a few simple words of blessing than a long speech like a joke in a holiday.

I'm a little tired of cell phone jokes.

Hao Jing, Ph.D. student, School of Economics, Renmin University of China: I used to like cell phone jokes, and some beautiful literary languages were pleasing to the eye. But gradually, I'm a little tired of cell phone jokes. Especially on holidays, I often receive the same blessing message. The profound friendship between classmates and friends seems to be cut off by these stylized short messages. Now I prefer to receive short messages created by friends, no matter how long or short, at least with my heart. I think this is very important.

I won't be embarrassed because there is nothing to talk about.

Lv Na, Hunan Normal University: Many times, people need to communicate with each other, but it is not easy to find the real topic of * * *, because the gap between modern people is deep, even if they used to be close friends, they often don't know each other's recent situation after a period of separation; And some ordinary friends are even more difficult. On the one hand, I want to communicate, on the other hand, it is more difficult to communicate frankly, directly and without obstacles. I don't know where to start, so I have to contact some ready-made "jokes", which can not only keep regular information contact, but also avoid embarrassment because there is nothing to find. [2]

[Edit this paragraph] White-collar groups reflect

Popular things have a short life span.

Li Xinzhen, Agricultural Bank of China: I think jokes are also a popular factor. I remember when I was in college, my classmates liked to send jokes to each other. Whoever has a wonderful paragraph will forward it quickly. I was really keen on jokes at that time. But gradually, I don't know whether I am old, mature, or popular things are short-lived. I, including many of my former classmates and friends, don't joke much. Now, even if I receive a joke, I like to edit it myself, even if it is a short reply.

Blessing messages forwarded in groups have no technical content.

Hao, a reporter from Hebei Tangshan TV Station: I don't support or oppose cell phone jokes. I am more neutral. For jokes, I think it is a good bond between friends, and it can also be regarded as amateur entertainment. I seldom receive jokes on my mobile phone, only a few during the Spring Festival. The kind of blessing messages that are forwarded in groups have no technical content, and most of them are perfunctory. Generally, a blessing message is forwarded to reply to the past. These jokes are basically circulated among people who have little friendship. If you are a true confidant, you won't forward such boring things at all.

Fashion will not be the mainstream in small circles.

Huang Shanshan, Beijing Branch of China Guangfa Bank: I think cell phone jokes are quite good. On holidays, it is necessary to send a joke to friends and relatives to strengthen contact. Sometimes, I also like to show off, write a joke and entertain each other. Cell phone jokes may be just a social phenomenon, popular in small circles, not the mainstream, and will not have a major social impact. After all, now the network is developed and the information is more and more open. From the perspective of communication cost and effect, paragraphs may not be as good as posts. Sending and receiving mobile phone jokes is just a kind of interpersonal and peer-to-peer communication, which belongs to personal relationship. Even if some civil servants and even leading cadres are involved, it may only be a part of private life and will not have a substantial impact on public life. [2]

[Edit this paragraph] The main pusher and the chain behind the scenes

The author of the paragraph is a real "grassroots". They used to have unlimited scenery, and they could live decently not by their hands, but by their thumbs. But now it has added some sadness and loss of "helpless flowers". At present, mobile phone "segment communication" has gradually become a trend. Who wrote these wonderful jokes? What are the behind-the-scenes chains that are popular in Duan Zi? For a time, the yellow section was rampant, and for a time, the red section was popular. What role does the communication operator play? Small paragraphs connect all kinds of people. The status of the author group, the operation mode of the special website and the operation mode of the operator may tell us some truth.

Who is the master of jokes?

The People's Forum survey shows that there are three major trends in the current "Duan Zi Communication": more and more participating groups; Transceiver frequency is getting higher and higher; The content is getting more and more exciting. These jokes fully show the wisdom and humor of China people. It is understood that from the source of mobile phone paragraphs, there are self-made, online downloads or others forwarding. Except for some experts, scholars and officials with literary background and profound understanding of society who like to write their own jokes, most of the wonderful jokes are written by the writers. Some people make up their own jokes in SMS transmission, which is very creative. For example, when communicating with friends, Mr. Yu Guangzhong, a literary master, often creates his own short message paragraphs, laughing and scolding all articles, which is amazing in literariness and profundity. But most people's mobile phone jokes come from the internet and others, and are made by short message writers. A few years ago, SMS writers were rated as one of the top ten new occupations by the media. It is enough to imagine the popularity of short message jokes in China from the advertisements for high-paying writers on the Internet. The increasing popularity of jokes has not only become a cultural phenomenon, but also become the driving force of network economy. Duan Zi writers are real "grassroots", often the bottom elite. Humor and wisdom are condensed in just a few crosses. They used to have unlimited scenery, and they could live decently not by their hands, but by their thumbs. But now I have more sadness and loss of "helplessness". "2002 and 2003 should be the most popular period. At that time, I just entered the university, purely for fun. Participated in a mobile phone creation competition held by China Mobile and won the prize. Later, a special paragraph website was invited to join and became a so-called' professional writer'. " Senior joke writer Zhang said. "I also wrote a lot of' meat mouths'. The income is good. If you forward more than a certain amount, you will get paid. It is very good for a college student to easily earn one or two thousand yuan a month. " "2006 should be a turning point, with income plummeting. Usually three or five hundred a month, the income of important festivals is barely over a thousand. " Peer writer Liu said. It is reported that in 2008, a well-known short message website in Guangdong charged 4,000 yuan for a short message, but now it only costs 1000 yuan. 2002 and 2003 were the golden ages of Duan Zi. As a "new hot occupation", Duan Zi writers earn up to 10,000 yuan a month. There is even a saying that "a short message is exchanged for a mobile phone". However, in recent years, Duanzi has really become a "grassroots industry with the participation of the whole people", which has led to a sharp drop in the income of professional writers. Many netizens are very active and provide jokes for free, with a high level. In fact, everyone knows that an epiphany in life is a very interesting joke. The editor of a website told the author that his website used to have twenty or thirty active authors, but now it has reached two or three hundred, and more than 60% of them are college students, all of whom are part-time.

Special website to ignite people's enthusiasm for jokes.

Who is the bridge between writers and operators? Who picked up the gold from billions of jokes? The special website is playing the role of intermediary and pusher. There are also many well-known joke websites in China. Most of them adopt the form of "participation by the whole people". As long as you simply register as a member, you can upload jokes. Every website will accumulate some writers who are active all the year round. The editor of a well-known paragraph website said: "There are many materials and high requirements, and the promotion mechanism is becoming more and more mature." In the face of a large number of paragraphs, website editors will first conduct targeted screening and strict topic discussion. The discussion according to the "tag" classification of paragraphs will often contribute to a specific group of authors. The timing of conscription is crucial. A dense timetable outlined with a red pen made the reporter feel for the first time: as long as you put your heart into it, in fact, every day can be a festival to celebrate each other's short messages. In addition to the Oktoberfest and Singles' Day, which young men and women like, there are also little-known Naked Body Festival and Radish Festival. Major events should also be taken into account. This World Cup is the hottest topic at present. So plan a month in advance. In addition, the paragraph classification method is very strange, and trivial things can become paragraph labels. Wonderful jokes became popular jokes. In addition to eye-catching content, they have to pass the test of small-scale users. The editor of the website will try to promote the selected paragraphs in a small scope. Usually a small group of several hundred people. Then it will be promoted among tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of registered users of the website. We will also do what we like according to different groups. Finally, according to popularity, it is recommended to network operators in due course. A mature and hot joke is hatched like this. "Overall, specialized websites have been hot in recent years. Mainly because everyone's creative enthusiasm is very high. The registered authors of our website have reached hundreds of thousands, and there are hundreds of active and stable authors. The enthusiasm of the public is the greatest guarantee for the quality of the paragraph. Even we are considering providing customized services for different users, which can provide marriage proposals, birthday celebrations and jokes. " A senior editor of a website told reporters.

Success operator, failure operator

Duan Zi's communication operator is like a megaphone, which can make today's good words popular, and can also make obscene gossip pollute the audience. Operators usually reach a cooperation agreement with websites. As long as the amount of SMS forwarding reaches a certain amount (ranging from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands), operators will pay the website a certain amount of compensation. Then the website pays the paragraph author. "Every important festival is an important time for the spread of paragraphs. We will prepare in advance and make an appointment in advance. First of all, we recommend it to some registered users in official website, usually hundreds of thousands. As long as it is a good paragraph, it will be sought after by everyone, and the forwarding volume will surge immediately. " A staff member told reporters. "In the past, in order to pursue traffic, I also condoned the popularity of pornography." The comrade who has been in charge of SMS business for a long time said. A comrade in charge of technology said: "At present, we are cracking down on online vulgarity, but it is difficult to define the standards of pornographic jokes, which increases the difficulty of our work. At present, sensitive words are mainly screened, and as long as they contain obscene words, they are blocked. The effect received is not ideal, or even counterproductive. The so-called three major operators joined hands to kill yellow terminals, and the effect was not obvious. It even caused people's resentment. " Recently, the news that a mobile company in a province charged100,000 yuan in red has attracted people's attention. It remains to be seen whether the popularity of red jokes can correct the proliferation of yellow jokes. In addition, Weibo makes everyone a writer without the help of operators. The short length of 140 seems to be specially designed for paragraphs. In the creation of Duan Zi, there have been ideological blowouts such as celebrity diaries and parodies, and they are varied.

Is it happy to be popular? Are you worried?

The development of technology has promoted the popularity of mobile phone jokes. Today, with the continuous development of communication technology and the deepening trend of triple play, facing the indisputable fact that the network culture is complicated and the core spirit of culture is relatively vague, ideological and cultural reconstruction has become a major proposition related to the way out of the national spirit, which cannot be ignored. Now is the era of everyone's microphone, and it is the era of "grassroots group talk". As an important carrier that affects the public's spiritual culture and value pursuit, the phenomenon of mobile phone jokes is unprecedented and needs great attention from all parties. [2]

[Edit this paragraph] Duan Zi collects social images.

The difficulty of being a man is having money, saying that he must go bad, but having no money, saying that he is really a failure; Have achievements and say that you will speculate; No achievement, say you are worthless; Have a lover, say you are really bad; No lover, right? Call you a pervert. Middle-aged troubles are not high, wages are not high, blood pressure, blood lipids and blood sugar are high; Politics is not prominent, business is not prominent, lumbar disc herniation; The conference does not speak, the meeting does not speak, and the prostate is inflamed; Cooking paste, cooking paste, mahjong paste. Criticism is difficult to criticize superiors, and the official position is difficult to protect; Criticism at the same level, difficult relationship; Criticize subordinates and reduce the number of votes; Criticize yourself and ask for trouble; Criticize your wife, and she runs around. The poor and the rich owe the poor personal money, the money owed to the country and the money owed to the rich; It is the poor who drink to see the degree, and the rich who look at the brand; It is the poor who write books, but the rich who pirate them; The poor eat poultry and the rich eat wild animals. The poor farm the land, and the rich buy and sell it. If you are poor, you will raise pigs, while if you are rich, you will raise dogs. Plant rice when you are poor and plant grass when you are rich; I want to marry a wife when I am poor, and I want to find a lover when I am rich; When you are poor, you have a wife and a secretary; when you are rich, you have a secretary and a wife. The three tragedies of dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, the person who came has nothing to do with you, and only you are awake when you check out. I'm in the wrong line these days-professors shake their lips and make money everywhere, becoming more and more like businessmen; Businessmen appear in the pulpit, writing books and making statements, more and more like professors. Rumors are well-founded and basically true, more and more like news; News catches the wind and exaggerates at will, more and more like rumors ... Now corporate posts are always laying off people, referred to as presidents; Always with a straight face, so he is called the boss; I always want to spy on people, so I call the director; Often make trouble without reason, call the manager; Make the leader's secret comfortable and call the secretary. 100 meter run After watching the black man 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears, it's so scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children were so scared that they ran away and the rope couldn't stop them. The beauty of beautiful learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. The boss moved to the public toilet, and the doorman said, Go in and get three cents and two cents! The boss is stupefied: Do you still charge for coming out? Grandpa said: learn to move two-way charges. When the boss came out of the toilet, he was stopped: you squatted in the No.8 pit, and the number selection fee was one yuan, plus one yuan overtime for more than three minutes. There is background music in the toilet, and the ringtone fee is 20 points. If you come here often, I suggest setting up a public toilet package and giving 200 pieces of toilet paper, which is more cost-effective ... Some foreigners say that they finally understand that China culture is actually a "eating" culture. For example: making a living is called living; The post is called a rice bowl; Being hired is called muddling along; Spending savings is called eating old money; Stir well and call it eating; Men rely on women to call it soft rice; Men taking advantage of women are called eating tofu; Beauty is delicious; Being popular means being popular; Special care is called eating a small stove; Regardless of others calling for a person to eat; Being hurt is called suffering; Jealousy between men and women is called jealousy; Hesitation is called uncertainty; What can't be done and eaten; Can't afford the responsibility is a person can't afford; If you are incompetent, you can't call it dry food!

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