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Are there any funniest jokes about dozens of crosses? The more the better! ! !

1。 Two bananas walk home.

The banana in front took off its coat.

I dropped the back one.

2. Jiaozi is married

I saw a ball lying on the bed when I was in the bridal chamber.

He said, "Who are you?"

Where is my wife? "Maruko said bitterly.

You don't know people who take off their clothes. "

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On the night of the bachelor's wedding, the bride came out and pressed her hand against the wall and scolded, Shit, he said he had thirty years' savings, and I thought it was money! ! ? "

4. 1, one day, turn on the school water. Accidentally, the water splashed on my hand, and a MM behind me took my hand and asked with concern, "Did you burn your hand?" Although it hurts, in order to show my manhood, I just bite my teeth and say, "Nothing, nothing." Pretend nothing happened. MM suddenly turned to the people waiting in line behind her and said, "Go home, the water didn't boil today!" " "

Fight with all your hands.

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