I wish men humorous greetings on March 8th.

I wish men a humorous greeting on March 8 as follows:

1, on March 8, anyone who has a partner must be faithfully guarded and may not apply again; Anyone who has no partner must provide his true identity, which is strictly observed by gay men everywhere.

2, Women's Day is coming, you men should remember: wife is jade, wife is treasure, always be good to wife; Wife is the heart, wife is the liver, remember to play a little romance, wife is the sky, wife is the land, full RMB.

3. Don't look at it, guys. Today is Women's Day. I want to give a gift for my health. Happy Women's Day!

4. On March 8, what to do: go shopping and carry a bag; Pay the money when you pay it; Be romantic and please your wife; Rub your back and pinch your feet; Don't forget the housework, male compatriots, and remember to go to jail.

5, men's Women's Day guidelines: spoil your wife, love your wife, and rush to do housework; Miss your wife, miss your wife, her shadow is in your heart; Miss your wife, love your wife and give her a happy and beautiful life. Violation of this rule, kneeling on the washboard, leg discount.

6, March 8 male compatriots rules: women are princesses and speak politely. Earn money during the day and take kitchen utensils at night. If she plays games, give her the tea set earlier. If she loses her temper, the washboard is waiting.

7. Time tests men's true feelings, money tests men's will, beauty tests men's nerves, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law tests men's wisdom. On March 8th, good people should be hard on themselves. Let me surrender, taking into account your dignity.

8. Today, on Women's Day, the standard of a new good man was announced: listening to what you said made my ears soft; Pay as usual, financial weakness; Secret words are sweet words and soft words; Housework contracting, done softly. Good newcomer, you are always too soft-hearted.

9. Flowers and gifts are loyal. I hope that the majority of men will do a good job in holiday protection.

10, Women's Day, March 8, men should be psychologically prepared in advance: go shopping in their wives' shopping malls; Washing clothes, cooking and looking after children.