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202 1 classic truth
2. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go.
3, fate, whether you believe it or not! In short, sometimes you have to be at its mercy.
Remember, no matter how strange we are in the end, what we did to you is true.
I'm tired and don't want to get entangled in the repeated individuals. People who love me won't let me wait that long.
6. Others make irresponsible remarks about your wound, but you can only cover up your wound with a silly smile.
7. Do you also use insincere words to drive the person you love the most away like me, and then grieve alone?
8. Rats never waste time at night, while we humans waste one-third of our time every day.
10, wife, the dress you liked the day before yesterday is 20% off today, and I'll buy it back for you!
1 1. I was quite relieved to see your change at that time, followed by a burst of heartache.
12, I like you, but I dare not confess. The reason is simple, I'm afraid I can't even be friends after I say it.
13, although it was not good from the beginning, we were firm hearts in the days we experienced together.
14, when fate wants you to grow up, you will always arrange some people or things that make you unhappy to stimulate you.
15, meet and say goodbye, and return to the shore, which is the end of the past happiness and the beginning of the future happiness.
16, the wind kept blowing in the air, it was raining, and a natural painting was sent out.
17, I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.
18, when you feel tired, it's not because there are too many bumps on the road, but because you forget where to go.
19. Why do you summon up the courage to tell the person you secretly love that I like you, but he thinks you are playing a prank?
20. Do what you like in a happy mood and walk every road with a sunny smile.
2 1, I want to hang myself with a whole face, but I can't even afford instant noodles. Let's make do.
22. All rich children in Korean dramas have a disease, that is, they must fall in love with poor girls.
23. what am I I can only guess for myself. I don't even have the right to ask.
24. Try to get used to loneliness, and then you will understand that you don't want anything you desperately needed before.
25. When you are unhappy, please look back. In fact, I have always been there for you.
26. We are close at hand, even if we hug each other tightly, we should be awake, and the next second is parting.
27. I am your harbor. When you are tired and bored, I will hug you with open arms!
28. I stubbornly don't look back because I think he is still behind me and won't leave.
29. Maybe I look cold, but if I meet the right person, I will burn.
30. Boredom is a desire for desire. When a person has no desire, he will feel bored.
3 1, there are many things in life that can knock you down, but what really knocks you down is your own mentality.
32. Those passers-by in life, good or bad memories, make you know yourself better.
33. I heard that people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other.
34. I hope all the burdens will become gifts, and all the sufferings will illuminate the road of confusion in the future.
Whether you are happy or lonely, please remember that the hand of friendship will never be taken back. I am your best friend.
36. Let me call the name of the old man, pick up the lonely shadow behind me, and start a new life with a glass of hard liquor.
37. The real forgetting is not to stop thinking about it, but to think about it occasionally, but there are no more waves in my heart.
When your father named you, it never occurred to him that this name would bind a person for so many years.
I have been looking for you for generations, but you left me without even looking.
40. Youth is a beautiful and gorgeous poem. I won everyone and lost you.
4 1. If someone around you is jealous of you, you can exclude him from the competition.
42. The bravest thing in the world: smiling and listening to you say what I did wrong in our love.
43. Let's face failure correctly and create our own glory with a strong smile!
44. No one will spend time with you, tease you and protect you, except him who loves you.
45. Complaining is the greatest sacrifice that God can get from human beings, and it is also the most sincere part of human prayer.
46. The difference between mental illness and neuropathy: the former mainly tortures oneself, while the latter mainly tortures others.
47. People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.
48. Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.
49. Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us.
50. I tried every means to please, pretending to be weak just for your concern, but I got you a sentence: Oh, Oh.
5 1, I will always remember the twists and turns in your eyes and how long it took you to qualify as an ordinary friend.
52. Even if I have thousands of things, you won't see them because you don't have a pair of eyes that love me.
I really want to sleep, but I can't. Because I don't want you to be in a daze facing the cold computer.
I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.
55. In love, willfulness is due to dependence, silence is due to sadness, and politeness is due to hopelessness.
56. At the beginning, I always felt that the road was long, but I didn't know that life is subtraction, and I saw less.
57. You said that the Buddha has boundless love and is the existence of all beings, but you forgot that you are not a Buddha.
You can't ask the person you love to love you, just like explaining to a pig why it rains.
59. It's not that I don't want to have it, but that I'm afraid of losing it after having it, and I'm even more afraid of missing my life after losing it.
60, the best love, there is no lack of days, no hoary head, just want to be together, that's all.
202 1 classic quotations to tell the truth
1, the gentleman is wilder, and the villain is pregnant with the soil; A gentleman is guilty of punishment, but a villain is guilty of profit.
2. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!
3, life is like this, he is teasing you, but you take it seriously.
4. How far is forever? Get out, boy!
5, it is difficult to draw dragons and tigers, and it is difficult to know people's faces.
6. The fate of modern times depends on the lofty and unrestrained passion of young people.
7. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
8. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
9. Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!
10, when a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.
1 1. Flowers often belong to cow dung, not to people who enjoy them.
12, listen to you and leave me ten books!
13, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
14, eat a little properly to lose weight.
15, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.
16, learn to love yourself first, and then others will love you.
17, treat you as a person, please try to be human.
18, boss, two Jin of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!
19, after reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.
20. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.
2 1, the Yangtze River is vast and flowing back, and men are romantic.
22. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.
23. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.
24, the road you choose, you have to finish.
25, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!
26. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
27. Worry about your country and forget your family, give your life to help the poor, and be loyal to the people.
28. If the worst result is rejection, it's worth a try.
29. Even if you believe it, there is a lie hidden in the middle.
30. I choose fire all day and I don't know that I am a Dojo.
3 1, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.
32. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.
If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.
34. Don't wish me happiness after I leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?
35. You don't like flattery the most. You are an honest man!
36. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.
37. Break up. I made you feel tired. Give up, even if you cry
38. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually wears away and becomes smaller in repeated mistakes.
If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
4 1. From now on, please seriously forget what you have done, and then make up for what you missed with your heart.
42. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
43. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
44. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.
45, commitment, sometimes, is a liar said to a fool.
46. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.
47, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
48. However, the same two people said when they broke up, I think you are getting more and more strange.
49. Look back once in a while, or you will always be looking for it, without knowing what you have lost.
50. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
5 1, it is said that Tianya is a stranger ~ what is Tianya? Turn around and turn your back on you. It's the end of the world.
52. We have some differences: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung.
You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
54. I wish you were a swallow, flying with spring; I hope you are an eagle. When you spread your wings, an arrow will shoot into the blue sky.
55. I will come to see you on Halloween night. Are you scared? Actually, I just want to say-Happy Halloween!
56. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!
Honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible.
58. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
59. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes! .
60. Mom hopes that you can calm down and study hard, do your best, get the best results, satisfy your mother and be proud of you.
202 1 Empowering Classical Truth
1, we can do more than we thought.
2. Mind determines fate, attitude determines height.
No matter how sweet the sugar is, it will have a bitter day.
If it is extremely bad, it is not great.
Only by walking ahead can we surpass others, and if we think more, we can know more.
6. Time is the ultimate resource for everyone.
7. Grasping today is better than two tomorrows.
8. A gentleman gives people words, and Shu Ren gives people money.
9, learn to forget, forgetting is a good thing.
10, night is the prelude to day.
1 1, a man has no ambition, just like a lost blind man.
12, you stab others, be careful that you are barefoot.
13, strive to give birth to hope and strive to achieve dreams.
14, completely according to the successful method.
15, pursue your dreams and stick to it!
16, life is valuable only in struggle.
17, make a positive monologue to yourself every day.
18, thank you for your neglect and your deception.
19, giving to others has become a way of life.
20. No pains are spared.
2 1, quantitative change causes qualitative change, and knowledge focuses on accumulation.
22. Don't give up if you are not afraid of anything else!
23. It is iron shoulders that can resist light.
24. Although it is less than seven feet long, it is full of heart.
25, still insisting on some seemingly ridiculous self.
26. Honesty is the most precious quality of successful people.
27. There is no failure, only temporary failure.
28. Have the money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.
29, this life can't wait, why send it to the afterlife.
Only by persisting in continuous efforts can we make progress.
3 1, survival by quality, development by reputation.
32. There is no smooth road to life.
33. Wise men have long-term aspirations, while those who have no aspirations have long-term aspirations.
34. It's great when you're in contact, but even better when you're playing.
Remember that one day is better than two tomorrows.
36. Plant a personality and reap a destiny.
37. The greatest enemy in life is your own cowardice.
38. The great man will have a voice, and the aspirant will be far-reaching.
Perseverance can conquer any peak.
40. Self-improvement comes from self-confidence, and self-confidence comes from self-discipline.
4 1. Plan before action, plan before communication.
42. Don't be virtuous without mistakes, but beautiful with corrections.
43. Self-confidence determines everything, and details determine success or failure.
44. Hatred is an arrow that will eventually shoot at itself.
45. People should not be arrogant, but not arrogant.
46. You can't succeed without study, and you can't succeed without ambition.
47. If you are not afraid of Pepsi's disadvantages, you are afraid to flinch.
48. Dignity comes from strength and strength comes from struggle!
49. Don't give up flying if you can.
50. Successful people have a strong desire to succeed.
5 1, what I like best is the way I work hard.
52. Delay success and accelerate failure.
I only look at what I have, not what I don't have.
54. I, in order to learn; All right, go on.
55. Old people will eventually teach us to be strong.
56. Go your own way and let others talk!
57. Struggle requires action, and career requires diligence.
58. Powerful forces exist in our hearts.
59. Everything in youth is a test.
60. Only when water touches a stone can it touch a splash.
Tell the truth.
1, walking alone in a cool city, forgetting the past.
I am very happy to hear what you said, and even the shadow will laugh when I am near you.
3. The mentality of the standard female diaosi is: I don't have a man, so I am fat for the winter.
Some stories were really written only yesterday.
We always think a lot when we are quiet, and then we feel uncomfortable for a long time.
6. Living in a hypocritical world all day will only become more and more hypocritical.
7. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.
8. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.
9. You led me to ruin, but you walked away. Are you willing to give up? Get out!
10, I've sunk for you in my life. Will we fall in love again after several cycles?
1 1, honey, you've been running in my head all day today. Are you tired?
12, I'm afraid your intentions and infatuation are just jokes of others after dinner.
13, the road ahead is long, they met too early, how far can they go together.
14 whenever I look back and feel guilty, it is the executioner who cut off everything in my memory.
15, I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
16, the price of wisdom is contradiction, which is a joke of life on outlook on life.
17, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.
18, I have counted several 999s, why don't you come back!
19, people are tired because they often wander between persistence and giving up.
20. No matter how beautiful fireworks are, it is only a moment, and no matter how good feelings are, it is only a moment.
2 1, I can't forget you, because if I forget you, I won't be myself anymore.
22. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.
23. Loving him because he likes it and is humble gives him the right to hurt Russia.
24. I have loved and hurt. If I get used to it, it doesn't matter.
25. I believe that for you, I am just deceiving myself!
26. The only way to get friends is to be worthy of them.
27. You sing, smile and leave. I listened, cried and stayed.
Anyone who wants to get help when he is in trouble should be tolerant of others on weekdays.
29, even if it is a person's life, but also learn to smile mercilessly.
30. I used to think that it was not easy to have it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.
3 1, there are not many doctors in this world, only animals that sprinkle salt on your wounds.
32. I have only one kind of love. Either I don't pay or I have to pay, that's all.
33. I am a person who often laughs and can make people happy.
There are no perfect two people, only two hearts give in to each other.
35. As you become more and more sensible, no one will care about your concern and grievances.
36. I don't know the soul, but I have a dream. My love, except the moon in the sky, who knows?
37. What I finally got was a memory full of scars.
38. Move into my heart quietly and leave with nothing.
39. My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him. This is love.
40. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.
4 1. If you think you can do it, you must do it. Repeat to yourself every day.
42. All human sufferings are essentially anger at their incompetence.
43. When the pain of persistence is greater than the pain of giving up, it is time to let go.
44. I am willing to run into your trap, because all your traps are warm.
45. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand. Maybe. Accustomed to waiting.
46. If you really can't be together, then let him go and let yourself go.
47. Brother, we can't be together every day, but we should keep in touch.
48. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
49. People who make promises, as time goes by, always fail those who have a heart.
50. Real satisfaction comes from your heart, not from people and things outside.
5 1, I wish you a happy life, and the breeze and bright moon will accompany you all over the world.
52. Perseverance is like a drop of water wears away a stone. No matter how big the difficulties and obstacles are, they can be broken through.
If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.
54. In fact, you are not introverted, but you are not good at being cheerful to people who are not intimate.
55. You thanked me for my contribution, and even more thanked me for quitting, saying that she needed more care.
56. I am tired of it. I don't even have to make up lies. The rest is indifference and perfunctory.
57. Life is like a dream, and the dreams of others are endless.
58. What I pay is emotion, and what you pay is the time to play with emotion.
59. There are too many heavy shadows in my heart, which are stirred by life.
60. Love can be given, but you can't take it, otherwise it will come to an end.
202 1 top ten buzzwords
Top Ten Catchwords in 20xx
From the official blog of Chewing Words magazine.
1, positive energy
It refers to a healthy, optimistic and positive motivation and emotion. Positive energy is a physical term, which Hawking used in A Brief History of Time: the matter in the universe is composed of positive energy. The popularity of positive energy originates from Lippitup, a monograph written by British psychologist richard wiseman, which compares the human body to an energy field. By stimulating the inner potential, people can show a brand-new self, thus becoming more confident and full of vitality. At present, people label all positive, healthy, inspiring, empowering and promising people and things as positive energy.
2. What do you think, Fiona Fang?
From the TV series Detective Dee Renjie. Di Renjie often asks his deputy Li Yuanfang, "Fiona Fang, what do you think?" ? And Li Yuanfang's answer is usually: My Lord, there is something fishy about this, and there is a shocking conspiracy behind it. This year's popularity stems from an online event. A girl in Quanzhou was suspected of being dismembered and falling from a building, and the police judged it to be suicide. A netizen teased Fiona Fang. What do you think, suggesting that there may be something fishy behind this case? This sentence pattern quickly became popular, and people often put it at the end of a sentence or a paragraph to express some kind of query, ridicule or public consultation.
3. On the tip of the tongue
In 20xx, CCTV broadcast the documentary "China on the Tip of the Tongue", which showed the food ecology and colorful food culture in various parts of China and attracted wide attention. The popularity of this documentary has made "The Tip of the Tongue" loved by people, and it has become the spokesman of food culture, flexibly expressing the rich implications related to it. Such as "China on the tip of the tongue", that is, the food culture of China; Happiness on the tip of the tongue means the pleasure of tasting food; Love on the tip of the tongue can be understood as love life closely related to diet.
I was shot while lying down.
Generally speaking, lying on the ground in a gunfight has the lowest probability of being hit. Being shot while lying down is used to describe being implicated for no reason or being involved in right and wrong. It's a line from Stephen Chow's movie Truant. There was a fierce fight between the two sides in the play. One man pretended to be dead, and the other man shot at the ground, facing the man who pretended to be dead. The man who pretended to be dead cried, damn it! You can get shot lying down! Now some people use the abbreviation of lying down with a gun, and some people simply say that they have been shot, which means the same thing.
5. Gao Fushuai
Refers to Gao Fushuai, which is a quasi-fixed phrase composed of three monosyllabic adjectives juxtaposed. He Bai is the most advantageous man and woman in mate selection. At first, these two sentences were netizens' summaries of the characteristics of the hero and heroine in youth idol dramas and Japanese anime, expressing their admiration for the fairy-tale love and marriage of Hebai in the virtual world, and at the same time pinning their yearning for the ideal life and self-mockery of ordinary reality. "Gao Fushuai" and "Bai" have become popular words in daily life.
6. Chinese style
Chinese-style viewpoint originated from Wang Hailing's novel Chinese-style Divorce, which once became popular after being adapted into a TV series, and extended Chinese-style XX and other viewpoints. This year, the Chinese-style crossing the road proposed by netizens, that is, people can walk when they are enough, has nothing to do with traffic lights, and has become the fuse of Chinese-style outbreak. There are a lot of China XX in the media who discuss social problems in China or China in a playful tone, such as Chinese-style pick-up and drop-off of children, Chinese-style blind date, Chinese-style queue jumping and so on. Express self-mockery and doubt in banter.
7. Great pressure
It means the pressure is as great as a mountain. The word comes from Alexander, a foreigner familiar to men, women and children in China, through homonym and metaphor. The first half is homophonic and the second half is metaphorical. Later, the variant Yali Alexander appeared, which was more humorous and interesting. As soon as Pressure Mountain came out, it was widely accepted by people, on the one hand, for the need of communication, on the other hand, because it was easy to read, easy to listen to and full of sense of humor.
8. Do you like it
First popular on the internet, and then enter the traditional media. Verbs and adjectives are used in two ways. Praise as a verb can replace many disyllabic words: praise, appreciation, admiration, approval, approval, praise, praise and so on. Zan, as an adjective, comes from Taiwan Province Province. The reason is that the 20xx Chinese character in Taiwan Province Province selected by a newspaper in Taiwan Province Province is Zan, and Wu dialect areas (including most areas in southern Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai) have always been represented by Zan, for example, it is equivalent to Zan in Shanghai dialect, which means good.
9, the most beautiful
The most beautiful abbreviation, emerging usage, and the combination of beauty and identity, as a kind of beautiful address for characters, have become a new force that moved China in 20xx. The popularity of this group began with The Most Beautiful Mother. In 20xx, a 2-year-old girl fell from the 10 building, and Wu Juping rushed downstairs and caught the child with her left arm. The little girl was saved, and Wu Juping's left arm was shattered. People praised Wu Juping as the most beautiful mother. (Classic Quotations) Since then, various beautiful titles have emerged one after another, such as the most beautiful teacher Zhang Lili, the most beautiful driver Wu Bin, the most beautiful soldier Gao Tiecheng and the most beautiful judge Hou Li.
10, grounding gas
The original meaning is to communicate with the atmosphere of the land. People often say that acclimatization means not communicating with the atmosphere of the (local) land (generally referring to the natural environment and climate). The ground in the buzzword grounding gas is concrete, which refers to the life of ordinary people. Grounding gas is close to the real life of ordinary people and reflects their true feelings. Mo Yan's novels are typical of grounding gas. The grounding of cadres in party member is to go deep into the grassroots, get in touch with the masses extensively, and understand their sufferings, joys, wishes and needs.
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