What are the top ten funniest jokes in history? What are the top ten funniest jokes in history?

1, the old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light? Uncle said shyly, "I don't care, can you leave a pair of underpants for your aunt?" "

2. Wife's Quotation: You are allowed to get drunk and hook up with girls, but you must return to the team at night. If you dare to break my heart and my lungs, I will definitely cripple your third leg and let your bird sleep forever.

3. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed. The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. The meatball said shyly, damn it, you don't know when people take off their clothes!

4. The old couple had a whim when they were eating one day: naked rice, looking for the feeling of the past. After taking off their clothes, the old woman said, I still have a reaction. My breasts are still as hot as when I was young. The old man squinted and said, in the soup.

5. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

6. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of people's words are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is destined for everyone. If a person can rely on it, pigs can climb trees.

7. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, small sample, damn it.

8. The child stole the prostitute and the parrot raised in the hospital. As soon as the parrot entered the door, it called: Move, and when it saw its mother, it called: The boss has changed, too. Seeing his sister, he shouted, Miss has also changed. Seeing his father, he shouted, I'm still an old customer.

9, the long road of life, who is good at walking a few steps, family to take care of, lovers to get along with, there is a cook at home, there is a good-hearted person outside, the table is beautiful, and there is a missing person in the distance! Stay two, stay one, develop three, four, five, six, seven.

10, a puppy climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you. As a result, the dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said, look who is cruel.