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Be calm in times of crisis

I have seen such a joke in a book - a teacher put a question on the blackboard and said: "Whoever can do it will be rewarded with fifty candies." The students were surprised, but very surprised. I quickly made steamed buns, and soon I asked the teacher for candy. The teacher wrote an answer on the blackboard and said: "The answer with water is consistent with this, stand up." No one stood up... The teacher yelled: "That's it. It was all wrong and you still wanted to ask me for candy. My classmates said, "You just said you wanted us to make it, but you didn't say you had to do it right. "The teacher listened and left the classroom. After a while, she came back, threw a small bag of white sugar on the student's seat and said, "divide it, one hundred for each person." ”

As the saying goes, “adapting to circumstances”, in this joke, the adaptability of both parties seems to be good (although a little bit over the top), especially which teacher is awesome, who is so “weird” to his students. "The answer is that I did not teach students face to face in class, but used the ingenious method of "treating others with their own methods" - since the students took advantage of my loopholes, I also had to "learn" their "methods" "The embarrassment was solved skillfully, which shows that the teacher's calmness is quite impressive!!! Moreover, his intelligence must be high, otherwise it would be impossible for him to come up with such a clever way to deal with it at that moment! !! He is definitely a teacher who pays great attention to educational methods.

Although the students are a little bit clever and clever, I think they are still quite "cunning" and can "confront" the teacher like this. It's pretty cool to come up with such "ghost ideas".

People should be calmer in times of crisis. Only in this way can we keep our heads clear and make the quickest judgment on the danger at hand. React, that's it, and it's not hard to solve the problem.