Who can write me an English joke with Chinese translation?

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After ...

school

this

teacher

say

arrive

his

Students,

"

tomorrow

good morning

if

any

one

about

you

can

answer

my

first

question,

I

will

licence

he

or

she

arrive

go to

home

Before. "

this

then

God,

while

this

teacher

come

Go into ...

this

Classroom,

he

find

t

he

blackboard

Smear

male

be

version

y

angry

and

Ask:

"who?

do

It?

please

stand

Get up. "

"This is

I, "

say

Bob,

"Now,

I

can

go to

Go home.

Goodbye,

Silas "

One day, after school, the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, such as

If one of you can answer my question first.

Problem, I will.

Allow him or her to go home first. The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found it was already dark.

The board was painted in a mess. He was very angry and asked, "Who painted it? Please stand up.

Come on! "Bob said," Sir, it's me. Now I can go home. Goodbye! "