A short humorous joke

Short and humorous jokes, everyone will encounter all kinds of troubles. At this time, we need some funny words to make life better. Here are some short and humorous joke messages I have compiled for you. Let's have a look!

A short humorous joke 1

1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention.

5. "I must discuss it with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" "So there is no discussion."

6. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

7. You don't have a woman named Wang Sicong's husband. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

8. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

9. No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

10, reborn as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me.

1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

12, you must be confused and don't pursue the truth … the truth is!

13, I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

14, eat a little properly to lose weight.

15, why there are so many people who get something for nothing in the world, but I am missing one.

16, I learned in math class that the blackboard is full as soon as my eyes are closed and opened.

17, among the 10,000 little monsters passing by, I only saw you.

18, "You and your female ticket are so sweet. They are holding hands in the street. " "I'm afraid she'll go shopping as soon as my hand is loose."

19, unrequited love, for example, I love math.

20. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

Short and humorous. Joke 2 1, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell it vaguely.

3, four points of knowledge, three points of perseverance, 20% test method, a normal heart.

When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford to take a bath. I can only lie by the window and watch others take a bath.

5. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

6. You can finish a day's homework in one night, a weekend's homework in one night, a National Day homework in one night, and a winter and summer vacation homework in one night. You're right, this is the specialty of every student in China.

7. In ancient times, the carriage was slow and the letters were long. You can only love one person in your life, but you can accommodate many concubines.

8. A friend said that he ate steak and all kinds of high-end food at noon and then went out to play. As a result, I got carsick and vomited a car full of instant noodles.

9. "What kind of experience is road delusion?" "Your Majesty dare not let me go out of the mountain, for fear that I won't come back."

10, I didn't mean to brag. According to my current grades and study status, as well as my understanding of the future economic trend, to tell you the truth, I will sweep the whole city in the future.

1 1, the tyrants have almost succeeded. Don't be too divorced from the masses.

12, used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of dregs, go in and have a look, and then get lost.

13, say yes or no; If you say no, you can't, and neither can you.

14 is a hero, a talent and a fool.

15, you can win if you try.