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Humorous joke: This beautiful woman is shameless.

1 A beautiful woman went to the meat market and bought a catty of pork. Because there was not enough pork, the boss cut a small piece from the pig's face to make up for it. When the beauty saw it, she refused and said loudly, "I'm shameless!" "

A young man proposed to the girl, and the girl said, "However, we have only known each other for three days. Do you know me? " The young man quickly said, "Yes, yes, I have known you for a long time." "Really?" "Yes, I have worked in a bank for three years, and I know exactly how much money your father has.

A man and a woman must sleep in the same room at night. The woman drew a line to warn the man: it is animals that cross the border! The next day, the woman found that the man really didn't cross the line and immediately slapped the man: I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal!

Noodles are ridiculous. One day, I wanted to make a twist, but I didn't dare, because my best friend Jiaozi whispered to him: Brother, bear with it. I heard that someone survived.

A train passes through a mountainous area, and farmers come to see it. A female passenger on the bus came for her period. After changing the examination paper, she still went out of the window and flew head-on in a farmer's face. The farmer took it down and said, the train is fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed.

The family married the bride, the guests left, and the bride entered the bridal chamber. In-laws want to have a rest and listen to the bride shouting in the bridal chamber. The mother-in-law had no choice but to pull her father-in-law to the door of the bridal chamber: wife! Wedding night is inevitable, so make do with it! Unexpectedly, the bride was furious and said a super classic sentence: "There is no such fool! He-he-he-he just doesn't like it! I just can't stand it!

The gangster broke into the house and forced the woman to resist to the death. When the husband came back from other places and saw that his wife was suppressed by gangsters, he raised his shovel and slammed it. He listened to his wife's scolding: "Shit, I resisted for a long time, and you photographed me with a shovel.

Wife: Did you get the birth certificate? Husband: It's done. I was worried when I did it. Our marriage certificates are all wrinkled like that, for fear that others will see jokes. Wife: What happened later? Husband: I think the marriage certificate of the brother in front has become a puzzle, so I guess the couple have tossed a lot.