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Someone sent me a funny joke (it must be funny), which is suitable for primary school students and short.
There is a new student in the class. His name is "Ma Biao".
When the roll call was made, the head teacher didn't know how to pronounce it, so he said, has the horse fork arrived yet?
A Chinese teacher with a little literary accomplishment called the roll and said, has Wan arrived yet?
The PE teacher bluntly said: Have a group of horses arrived yet?
The history teacher doesn't like the name: Has the dismemberment arrived yet?
The math teacher is more direct: Has Ma 6 arrived yet?
The most vivid image of the art teacher: Has Xu Beihong arrived yet?
Finally, the director of the Academic Affairs Office unified the name: Sanma!
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