I'm going to vomit a joke. . . .

On this day, the hotel owner is patrolling the hall. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?"

The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thinks that now this

Why do beggars want toothpicks instead of rice? I also gave him one to send away, not too old, and another beggar came.

The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too?" The beggar said, "Someone threw up and I came late.

The first two beggars ate everything they could, and now there is only soup left. Can you give me a straw? "

A neat man enters a restaurant, orders food and sits down.

After a while, he suddenly saw a waiter coming with his order.

I can't believe I put my thumb in the plate.

He felt sick at once, and he managed not to have an attack.

Later, when the same waiter served it, he actually put his hand into the dish.

Finally, he finished his meal. He decided to report the waiter to the manager.

Of course, the manager also felt unsanitary and flew into a rage.

Just call this waiter and ask.

However, the waiter explained, "Sorry, I hurt my thumb.

The doctor said to keep warm at all times, which is why I did it. "But this.

The neat man was still very unhappy and said to him, "Do you want to keep warm?"

Put your hand in your ass! "Speaking of which, the waiter hurried back.

Answer: "yes, I just put my hand in my ass when I wasn't serving." 」

Eldest brother and second brother went to the theater to see the play. On the way, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, so they made a bet.

The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said, "The loser should take a sip of what's there."

Unfortunately, the boss lost and took a sip with a frown.

The two went on to bet on the next plot. This time, the second child lost.

I saw that the second child picked up the spittoon and drank seven or eight mouthfuls.

Surprised and envious, the boss said to the second child, "You are so amazing that you can even drink seven or eight mouthfuls!" "

The second one shook his head. "I don't want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! " "