A hilarious joke.

1. A brother went to the toilet and went into the ladies' room by mistake. After going in, he found that there was no urinal, which was wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room. ...

One day, it was raining heavily outside, and the teacher came into the classroom with a full face of rain. He didn't know what he was looking for before the lecture. After searching for a while, he asked his classmates in the front row, "Where's my facial tissue?"

Our dormitory is unique. A man suddenly shouted in the middle of the night, "Help!" Another man replied, "Who called for help so late?" Then two people continue to sleep.

4. A taxi driver saw a motorcycle passing in front, and the speed was extremely fast. Seeing that the child behind the car is about to fall, the taxi driver quickly catches up and reminds the motorcycle owner: "Sir, your child is going to fall." The master turned around and said anxiously, "Son, where's your mother!" "

A classmate in our class said in his sleep during military training: "Miss, what's your name?" Then I changed my female voice and said, "My name is Xiaoli." People in the dormitory fainted on the spot.

6. Once a girl wore a navel dress and was called to the office. A group of teachers criticized and advised her, but the girl kept a straight face and her heart did not jump. Then the director of the Political and Educational Affairs Office only said a word, and the girl immediately cried. He said, "You're the only one wearing a navel dress! You see your navel is so dirty, it's all gray! "

7. I passed the cemetery one night and thought it was a ghost fire when I saw the fire. Then he threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. The man still threw a brick, I heard you. "Mama of `! You can't even shit. You will get two bricks when you smoke. "

8. A novice to collect high-interest loans. He took out the IOU and smiled and said, "It's written clearly in black and white. You owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? " People really don't have that much money, and he threatened: "Hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay back the money tomorrow, your house will become like this. " He took out his lighter and burned the loan. ...

9. once, the leaders of the education bureau came to the school to check the class exercises. After the end, the PE teacher should have announced "dissolution", but he was so anxious that he forgot his words. He held back for a long time and shouted: retreat!

10. It's time for the exam. The physics teacher came to the self-study class. The head teacher said, "Your physics husband will come soon!"

1 1. Ge You invited friends to dinner and went to the toilet halfway. His trousers were wet when he came back. Friend: "Why are your pants wet?" Ge You: "It's been like this since I became famous." Friend: "Often?" Ge You: "Yes! It is often the person next to you who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts, "Yo! This is Ge You! "

12. Zhuge Liang is a master of eight stunts, and ventriloquism is one of them. It is said that Zhuge Liang discussed with Liu Bei in his account this day. Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to fart, but he was afraid of being heard by Liu Bei. I'm really sorry. He had a brainwave and said, "Master, how about I call you a woodpecker to adjust the atmosphere?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang barked twice in imitation of a woodpecker and took the opportunity to fart. Then he asked, "What's the matter, master? Do I learn rubber? " Liu Bei said, "Learn it again. You farted too loudly just now. I didn't hear it. "

13. The class teacher got angry and shouted, "Shut your mouth!" "

14. One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house, "Son, what are you doing?" The son replied, "I'm wearing socks!" " Mother said, "What socks were you wearing when the fire broke out?" After five minutes, before her son came out, the mother nervously shouted, "Son, what are you doing? Come out, there's a fire, you're still in there ... "The son said," I'm going to take off my socks! "

15.MM was naked after taking a shower, and a puppy followed MM, thinking, isn't it naked? Is it necessary to follow? The puppy thought, aren't they just two meat buns? Do you need to hang them that high?

16. On the bus, a modern girl wore a low-cut dress and an airplane necklace. As soon as a young man got on the bus, he stared at the plane on the neck chain. So the girl couldn't help but ask curiously, "Do you like this necklace, sir?" The man replied, "Oh! No, I'm just admiring the airstrip.

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